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<0> didnt know about xp channel
<0> also
<0> related question now
<0> web to sms text messaging
<0> do i need to rent a sms gateway?
<0> can i do it using php
<0> and if i dont need to rent will the sms gateway process all messages goin to it?
<1> I don't know
<2> whores
<3> oh no you dint
<2> oh yes I did
<3> wow. umbrello certainly has gotten smarter
<2> umbrello?
<3> it's uml modeller
<2> what sort of uml you doing?
<3> just OOP design



<2> nice
<2> i'd love to see some of your work sometime
<3> well, this should be some what done some time this week
<3> i've been slacking on my documentation lately
<2> I think I'm gunna start taking college cl***es
<2> a couple at a time
<3> yeah. one of these days i'll get my degree. working full time and going to school is a pain in the ***
<2> yup
<2> how old are you?
<3> 26
<3> i wasted a lot of time at community college
<3> took a lot of cl***es i was told would transfer that didn't
<2> 27
<2> yup
<3> i don't mind too much though. a lot of the cl***es i really enjoyed.
<2> i hated them all
<3> lol
<3> they have a software engineering course at the community college here
<3> it was actually really good
<2> I thought about getting a degree in something like that
<3> lots of work on how to properly design software
<2> yeah
<3> it was a hard program though. we started with 56 people in my program, ended with 11
<3> i think most people thought it would be kinda easy. just learn a language and program
<4> I'm trying to get some client information out of database
<4> depends on what groups are checked.
<4> The database tables who are link for this job are
<4> Clients(client_id,company_id,name,email,mobile) ;
<4> Groups(group_id,company_id,name,description) ;
<4> group_client (client_id,group_id) ;
<4> I've used this sql statement to get clients name who belong in group wich id = (1,2,3)
<4> select distinct clients.name from
<4> clients,groups,group_client
<4> where clients.company_id = 2
<4> and clients.client_id = group_client.client_id
<4> and group_client.group_id = 1
<4> or group_client.group_id = 2
<4> or group_client.group_id = 3
<5> secure-T, **** off
<4> poutine : what is your problem?
<4> i'm trying to explain my problem
<5> you just pasted 14 lines into an IRC room you ****ing idiot
<5> don't you see "Pastebin" in the topic?
<5> now go **** yourself and /part
<5> nobody is going to help you now
<4> oke i understand.
<5> okay, now you **** off
<5> /part #php
<5> it's not too difficult
<5> well at least he was understanding
<5> if he was still here maybe I'd help him
<6> hey guys, any one can help me with phpBB ?
<3> TOPIC!
<6> yea?
<6> what about the topic ?
<3> i dunno. maybe you should try reading it
<6> I am
<6> nothing particular
<3> except the section if ****ing CAPS LOCK
<3> s/if/in
<6> k



<7> yeah, what does that mean? been wondering last 4 hours
<3> it means if you didn't write it, don't ask for help here
<7> ahh, that's concise, would make good topic :o)
<6> whenever I try to run install.php it says "Critical error, cannot connect to sql database"
<6> Why's that?
<3> did you just miss that whole section of text there?
<8> haha
<8> i knew that guy was on #html several days ago
<9> i wonder if my dental coverage covers orthodontist stuff
<10> how would i read a text file into an array using the line breaks to denote the variables?
<9> @file!
<11> (PHP 3, PHP 4, PHP 5)
<11> array file ( string filename [, int use_include_path [, resource context]] )
<11> Reads entire file into an array
<11> http://www.php.net/file
<10> ok, got that part..
<9> ..
<10> how do i make it seperate each line into an array item?
<10> or does that do that?
<9> dude
<10> im slow.. help me :-s
<3> click link.
<3> read manual page.
<10> ok :D
<3> slow enough?
<10> thanks
<9> heh. it's funny when wikipedia links to the wrong article
<12> poutime lmao
<13> w***up m'bitches
<14> yeah poitime, lmao
<15> hey i need help with variables in a search form. I have fields in a database, some of whic are are marked with 'SC' ... I want to select either 'yes' (i.e. var='SC') or 'no' (i.e. var='EMPTY') or 'ignore' (i.e. var='%')
<15> but I don't know how to make var='empty'
<15> '' <---- doesn't work
<16> unset($var); $var = NULL; $var = 0; .....
<16> mostly its the check later which would prove important
<16> as, what you're checking it against.. (empty() isset() is_null()...)
<12> blah
<12> i have SELECT * FROM equipment ORDER BY typeoftool,cost;
<12> 2 times on the same page
<12> they are both completely different result orders..
<12> ahh got 'm to be the same
<12> but now, 3 results are mixed up :/
<17> chuck, i've never seen someone have so much trouble with an order by
<12> lol
<12> http://dalphp.shoggoth.net/pastebin_view.php?719
<12> those # results are the costs... and its fine, EXCEPT the top 3 are from the same "typeoftool", but ordering wrong
<12> just 1 typeoftool set
<12> all therst are fine
<17> what's with all the spaceing?
<17> and why didn't you give me the "type of tool" info as well
<17> i can't tell if this is really out of order or not
<12> k one sec
<18> send me the db
<18> in .csv format
<18> notaku@gmail.com
<18> bitch.
<19> brb: load.
<20> Is there any easy way to do a regex substitution on a whole file without opening, reading into a buffer and dumping it? a la sed, really.
<5> umm
<5> how do you expect it to work?
<20> P***ing a filename perhaps?
<5> !func readfile
<21> readfile (PHP 3, PHP 4, PHP 5) -- Outputs a file
<21> int readfile ( string filename [, bool use_include_path [, resource context]] )
<5> no..
<21> http://www.php.net/manual/en/function.readfile.php
<5> !func file_get_contents
<21> file_get_contents (PHP 4 >= 4.3.0, PHP 5) -- Reads entire file into a string
<21> string file_get_contents ( string filename [, bool use_include_path [, resource context [, int offset [, int maxlen]]]] )
<21> http://www.php.net/manual/en/function.file-get-contents.php
<20> That's quicker than open/read/write/close, thanks
<5> so you do $filestr = file_get_contents('./file.txt'); and then your regex ****
<20> Perfect.
<10> whats the easiest way to cut the first 5 chars off a variable?


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