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<0> Stoned4Life dont live and breathe on irc.. get a doze of reality.. and you start whining about some nick.. anyway.. this is pissin me off
<1> i don't think you can breath "on" irc...
<1> does that count?
<2> HAHAHAHA
<3> a fat woman entered my shoe store today, she asked for something she could fit to and I offered Oklahoma :-)
<1> Why did you feel compelled to PM me that?
<4> cheese
<5> I wonder how popular a AJAX MUD would be.
<6> heh
<6> a mouse just pwned a loaf of bread
<5> I think it would be pretty fun, actually
<2> Zenethian: write an AJAX rpg
<2> ooo wait



<2> ajax poker
<5> I hate poker
<5> I'd write an AJAX mud
<5> or rpg
<5> whatnot
<2> the thing is though, ajax would have to know when another player takes action
<2> can ajax be informed? or does it have to poll every 10ms or whatever?
<5> I thought ajax was two-way communication?
<2> is it?
<2> it sounded stateful to me
<5> **** if I know
<5> :D
<5> I've not done much with AJAX
<5> I thought it would be a fun project to learn AJAX with.
<6> ajax is just http requests through javascript
<5> so there isn't a concurrent state?
<7> the world wide web is dead
<2> that's what i thought
<5> I wonder if in javascript you can create a socket to the site you're on.
<7> big fat negative Zenethian
<5> ****.
<5> what a pain in the ***.
<5> heh
<7> since when could you create sockets in javascript?
<5> dunno.
<5> I use very little Javascript.
<2> browser-based poker sounds like it could work to me
<2> no, no, it couldn't
<5> I could have sworn that mochikit allowed for two-way communication
<2> i love how people just ***ume that if i'm downloading open source i'm running a nix
<2> "platform independent"
<2> equals, GNU configure
<7> the GNU build system is only good if the devs who use it also recode for when **** is NOT there
<7> which never happens
<5> heh
<7> devs build **** on linux, they make it so it's only compatible with linux, and then they slap on the GNU build system like it will make their linux-only code more portable
<8> poutine, you sorta can actually
<8> not secure sockets
<7> no you can't
<7> the GNU build system does virtually nothing
<2> well see i like how this says "platform independent"
<2> and i'm running windows
<8> but js can indepentantly do post and get and retrieve data
<2> and it wants me to do ./compile
<7> jedzilla, well cygwin..
<2> i'm not installing an emulation layer
<7> oh tb you meant sockets
<2> holy cow
<2> this code is completely undocumented
<2> as in, the only comment is the GNU cut-and-paste
<2> and the README is for configure
<4> and you're surprised
<4> ?
<2> well you'd think there would be at least a comment like
<2> # FIXME
<2> but searching for '#' is pulling up absolutely nothing
<2> except in strings
<7> what language is this wrote in?
<4> jedzilla: what code are you looking at?
<7> wtf is the 4655 435b 2056 4f55?



<2> python
<2> it's an engine for poker rules
<4> ah
<2> 120 KB, one module, no comments
<4> well, python's readable
<4> lol
<2> self.message("sitOut for player %d while paying the blinds although not in position" % serial)
<2> cool, no internationalization
<2> yep, this needs to be rewritten
<4> bully to internationalization
<4> **** anyone not reading english
<2> at least this has all the rules in it
<7> why is that AJAX PHP function lookup in the topic? has anyone even looked at the code for that? It looks like it was wrote by a 4 year old
<2> i can't find a single solid source for holdem rules
<8> it was
<2> all of the rules i've seen don't include anything about sidepots
<4> jedzilla: so why not write one?
<4> holdem is easy
<2> i don't know the inner science of it
<2> and i'd be afraid of missing something
<4> that's what test cases are for
<9> php.net has an ajax function lookup, too
<8> what shows are good for watching?
<4> News Radio
<2> house
<2> boston legal
<8> News Radio is still on?
<4> no
<8> I've not watched since Hartman died
<4> but I just got season 1&2 on DVD
<2> maybe scrubs
<8> scrubs is canceled until the olympics end
<8> thus why they were doing double episodes
<2> house, boston legal -- fox tuesday 9, abc tuesday 10
<4> **** you, olympics
<2> it's a great two hours of television
<7> television ****s
<7> no exceptions
<6> jesus does too
<8> well
<8> how about this
<8> I set up a pay-per view to let people watch me beat the bejesus out of poutine
<8> THAT IS MUST SEE TV
<2> i'll totally buy it
<2> what do i want to eat
<1> pizza
<8> *****
<2> from left to right, here's what's within walking distance
<2> steakhouse, carl's jr., taco bell, subway, donuts, mcdonald's, jack in the box, denny's, steakhouse
<2> what sounds good to me
<1> subway
<1> and donuts
<2> had it yesterday
<2> next
<1> taco bell
<2> had it day before last
<2> next
<1> ok
<8> its too cold for "walking distance"
<1> how about
<1> you rewrite the list
<8> opt for "delivery distance"
<2> NOT IN ARRUGHUN!
<1> with what you didn't have already
<2> Stoned4Life:
<7> for what I lack in body strength, I make up for in craziness trollboy, it'd be a close match, you never know what kind of cruel instruments of death I carry on me
<1> jedzilla:
<2> you missed it
<2> you said, rewrite the list
<2> and i did
<1> lol
<1> ok
<2> pizza actually sounds good
<8> and poutine you've ne'er seen me mad, determined nor taking joy in causing someone pain


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