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<0> @confess randstop
<1> Random confessions stopped.
<0> @confess randstart
<1> Random confessions started.
<2> @confess
<1> i was so horny i ejac'd into a pepsi bottle while xena was on and my dad was on the toilet
<3> to make him feel superior
<4> xena?
<4> ew
<3> hey dad, want some some pepsi zero?
<2> one time i was so horny i ejec'd into a woman while xena was on
<2> actually LOTR, but that's close
<0> yeah, gollum is pretty hot
<0> what?
<5> hi! I can covert int to chr, like echo(chr(65)); would give me A. How can I do this the other way, to get A to output 65?
<2> @ord
<1> (PHP 3, PHP 4, PHP 5)
<1> int ord ( string string )
<1> Return ASCII value of character
<1> http://www.php.net/ord
<2> @php echo ord("A");
<1> Result: 65
<5> oh thank you sir
<2> "ord" is short for ordinal
<5> ah I see.
<2> my pleasure, sir.
<0> stop being so polite
<2> certainly, sir. whatever you say, sir.
<1> im getting better it is still rough but i think its gonna be a little easier with my best friend helping me along the way. i know ill still be horny for her(cause she is so freaking hot) and long for her emotionally cause i still have feelings for her but it will be ok in the end, i have trust!
<0> you have a *****!
<6> @confess
<1> I'm sleeping with an old high school aquaintence's ex boyfriend, and I can't talk to her anymore. I think I'm in love with him, but he doesn't want a relationship right now. I feel like a slut.
<2> the only way to know how she feels is to get her drunk and whip it out
<6> i'm wearing 6 different shades of brown today
<0> that's great you took the time to count
<7> Praise jim jones
<8> lol. sure.
<8> asp / php are not on the same platform
<2> Jstr: define platform
<8> right ?
<8> ie: nix / windoze
<2> php runs on windows
<2> and there are actually 3rd party ports of ASP for *nix
<7> Asp and php can be ran from iis
<2> but they did originate, and are more likely to be found on Windows and Linux, repsectably
<2> but not necessarily
<8> I know this is a php channel, but honestly what is better asp or php and why ?
<2> Jstr: have you ever used VBScript?
<8> nope
<2> well, try it out sometime
<7> asp is better because its backed by a billion dollar company
<2> it's craptastic, in my opinion.
<8> nice.
<2> but then again, php isn't perfect either. it really depends on situation and preference
<2> you can do the exact same thing in either language, but some things are easier than others on both
<8> well this ****s.. I might have a redesign job.. but it's built in asp.net
<2> lie and say "I know that!"
<8> err with.
<2> then run and get a book
<8> yea.. but lol they want a way to manage listings..
<8> ****in real estate companies..
<2> you're a genius at real estate listings!
<2> you had that guy helping you with that one site
<8> who is! ? Surely not me..
<2> don't be so modest.
<8> I cannot even finish a simple cms...
<7> I find that if you change php files to .asp and make it handle them most people wouldn't notice
<8> in php
<2> Jstr: these things take practice, they don't just magically appear
<2> Poutine_crackberry: haha
<8> yea and pizza_milkshake you were that one guy helping me..
<7> Get a room
<9> How do you get user input when you run php from the command line?
<8> ?
<9> I want to be able to input data when running a php script from the command line (Windows)
<10> @google console input php command line
<1> Search results for console input php command line:
<1> http://www.php.net/features.commandline
<1> http://www.php.net/readline
<1> http://blog.thinkphp.de/archives/44-More-PHP-power-on-the-command-line.html
<1> http://www.zend.com/zend/spotlight/shellscriptingp1.php?print=1
<1> http://www.zend.com/zend/spotlight/shellscriptingp1.php
<1> http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&ie=ISO-8859-1&q=console+input+php+command+line&btnG=Google+Search
<3> any ideas on how i could use gd2 to generate a random image containing an auth number?
<10> @google captcha gd2
<1> Search results for captcha gd2:
<1> https://trac.onlime.ch/public/changeset/2858
<1> https://trac.onlime.ch/public/log/?rev=2881
<1> http://drupal.org/project/captcha
<1> http://cutephp.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=12954&pid=60039&mode=threaded&show=&st=&;
<1> http://cutephp.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=12954&pid=63980&mode=threaded&show=&st=&;
<1> http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&ie=ISO-8859-1&q=captcha+gd2&btnG=Google+Search
<3> wtf is captcha?
<10> the process of generating an auth number image
<3> ok
<6> auth number image generation
<6> oh i'm retarded
<6> haha
<6> pantaloons
<10> there's a funny word
<10> sup Seth|
<1> I think i have herpes.
<11> heh
<11> hey
<6> @confess
<1> I called Paris Hilton and wanted to ask her if she liked whip-cream.. I like whip-cream.. Do you like whip-cream.. Her VM sounded nice enough. I think she really likes whip-cream..
<6> it's whipped cream, dammit
<10> maybe it's a cream meant to be applied to a whip
<6> http://apnews.myway.com/article/20060412/D8GU56TO0.html
<6> pwn
<6> yeehaw. just pawned off work onto some other companie.
<6> s/ie/y/
<6> take THAT avantGo and HP!
<0> i LOVE IT
<6> @confess
<1> I just killed a hobo on the street, just to see how easy it would be to do it with my bare hands. Now I think I will do it to someone else. I love the thrill of killing.
<12> where do these confessions come from?
<9> grouphug.us
<0> well, now we know who not to trust with a secret
<12> joy
<12> haha
<12> I figured they were grouphug actually
<0> mod_spox has been caching them for awhile now
<9> :P
<0> @confess count
<1> Current number of confessions stored: 8165
<12> heh
<0> :P
<0> i'm waiting for them to start blocking me
<9> @confess 1
<0> i pull a new random page every 5 minutes
<9> I don't think they will notice
<12> for as many people who regularly obsess over that sight
<12> 5 minutes is nothing
<9> Why do sites just copy the PHP Manual? It makes searching really annoying
<12> Kieren: as opposed to what?
<9> ??
<6> i just go directly to php.net
<9> Yeah, but if you search google you get a load of PHP.net copies
<12> they're called mirrors. :)
<0> @google site:php.net array_search
<1> Search results for site:php.net array_search:
<1> http://www.php.net/array_search
<1> http://pear.php.net/reference/PHP_Compat-1.2.0/PHP_Compat/_PHP_Compat-1.2.0_Compat_Function_array_search_php.html
<1> http://pear.php.net/reference/PHP_Compat-1.3.1/PHP_Compat/_PHP_Compat-1.3.1_Compat_Function_array_search_php.html
<1> http://bugs.php.net/20681
<1> http://bugs.php.net/34638
<1> http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&ie=ISO-8859-1&q=site%3Aphp.net+array_search&btnG=Google+Search
<9> Not all of them
<0> HOLY ****!
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