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<0> compute my solutions :(
<0> bed, nini
<1> lol, night
<2> hello computersolutions, have you come to solve all my computer needs?
<3> who wants to be computercolloids?
<0> uh. file permission 1750, what does the 1 do? :o
<4> man chmod
<0> it says sticky, whats sticky =\
<2> recursive: keep reading man chmod
<5> I vote spox be colloid boy
<6> recursive, you might try "man sticky"
<1> computersuspensions hahahah
<5> snap
<4> but have you ever suspended ON WEED?
<1> depends, kind bud?
<1> :p
<1> anyone feel like doing my work today, lol
<7> i wish i could take wednesdays off
<1> its wednesday? holy sh$t it is
<1> sausage, i dont get days off, its just a personal dream of mine to have one off
<1> run my own company, so that never happens
<8> can i activate domxml without modifying the php.ini file?
<8> i mean with a php command or something..
<7> @dl!
<7> er
<1> anyone feel like making $50 helping out a fellow programmer learn?
<7> all the bots are gone
<7> dl()
<7> musicians that make songs about how hard they have it should be kicked in the balls
<2> computersolutions: if you have a specific programming question, ask it; if you're looking to hire someone you may also try #phpjobs
<1> pizza, thanks
<1> think i got some help:)
<9> spox: did you ever fix mod's urban script? i can't get the regex right for the definition match. i got the example to work though.
<10> @confess
<10> :|
<9> @urban noggin
<9> @udefine noggin
<10> Just say if you don't want to talk to me :(
<9> @gdefine dope
<9> bastard died on us
<10> A while back
<10> I would have said but I wanted to see how long you were going to try for :P
<9> heh
<9> wasnt paying attention
<9> nothing new though.
<4> the network just died for a second
<4> i think the udefine command needs a little tweak though
<4> i think they made some changes
<4> guess i'll test it when the bot comes back
<2> spox: don't you ave a job, or go to school or something?
<2> have*
<10> I am the king for I have written a webserver!
<10> Watch out Apache!
<4> lol
<4> i am at work
<4> it's great i'm getting to be so loved here
<4> "why can't i get to myspace anymore!?"
<4> i need a gun to shoot them when they ask that question
<11> you should have a strict "no myspace" rule
<4> we do
<4> i've been enforcing it
<4> :P
<11> oh, it's YOU
<4> i just think the rule should be updated to execution
<11> you're the reason why they can't get to myspace anymore
<4> yep
<7> heh. do you happen to work for my company?
<4> i should just redirect all the requests to lemonparty
<4> but i think i'd like to keep my job at least for a little longer
<7> haha
<7> redirect them all to friendster
<4> @udefine myspace
<12> Error: Urban dictionary server is unreachable. private method `gsub' called for []:Array
<4> ooo
<7> @confess
<12> somtimes I just hate him. but then I see him and I don't anymore. and I hate that.
<7> B====D
<7> @confess
<12> I want to be his wife.
<7> @confess
<12> I have a severely retared aunt, and when I was a kid, I would watch my grandmother take her to the bath so I could spy on her sitting on the john and check out her black forbidden muff. this disturbs me, and maybe ****ed up my view of the forbidden.????
<7> yeehaw
<4> @confess count
<12> Current number of confessions stored: 7998
<4> :-D
<11> i took her to a super market, i don't know why but i had to start it somewhere... so it started... there
<13> what's the syntax for resetting an auto_increment column to 1 again ?
<11> in my?
<13> ya
<11> you could truncate the table
<11> that didn't do it?
<13> I think it's something like update table set col auto_increment=1;
<11> did you try tuncateing it yet?
<13> what do you mean by that?
<4> well
<4> i will go back to saying that reseting your ids is BAD
<4> but if you really thing you have to
<4> go read the manual for ALTER
<13> I found it. it's ALTER <table> auto_increment=1;
<13> er... ALTER TABLE <table> auto_increment=1;
<13> Techno: What do you mean by truncating the table?
<11> yeah, looks like you're definately gonna need to go back and RTFM
<13> I needed to re-arrange a couple records at the bottom of my table
<2> don't renumber your primary keys
<2> if you think you need to you're wrong, if you think it's a good idea then you don't understand
<13> well... I understand why it's not a good idea
<2> why would you ever need to?
<13> because... I just wanted something to appear in a different order in a drop-down list
<2> sigh.
<13> (not alphabetically)
<2> then add a list_order field
<2> and sort by that
<13> nah
<2> the whole concept behind an auto-incrementing primary key is that the key itself has no data encoded in it
<13> why add another field if I dont have to?
<13> I realize that
<2> yeah, why use more than 1 variable in a script? you can probably get away with just using 1 for everything
<2> because a field should represent one piece of data
<2> an id is an id
<13> i'm quite aware of that
<2> and a display order is a display order
<11> obviously not
<13> I just want to keep my tables efficient
<2> ****ing hell
<13> adding another field just for that is not efficient
<2> are they slow now?
<13> in my books
<2> is an extra field going to fill up your harddrive?
<11> well then you take your books off and go handle that
<13> no... but it's un-needed overhead
<2> no, it's not
<11> it's needed if you want tochange the sort order
<2> if you want to learn about optimization, read Knuth
<2> i'm sure, since you know everything else that you've heard of him
<13> if I have a million records that extra field suddenly has more of an impact
<11> you, are a god damn idiot
<14> if you have a million records that extra field suddenly has more of an impact?
<13> i mean column
<11> not really
<11> it's still the same percentage
<14> ... it really doesn't matter what you mean
<2> an INTEGER field is going to take up 4 bytes on a 32 bit machine
<2> how large is your milion record table now?
<2> if you want to optimize for space, use TINYINT or SMALLINT
<13> my point is, if I can do something WITHOUT adding another column then why add another column??
<11> we already told you
<2> Etobicoke27m: because if any other data references the primary key of another record
<11> because rearangeing your primary key is BAD
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