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<0> Error: Failed to find any results matching query.
<1> @grep
<1> @grep evulish
<0> [2006/06/27-18:22:43|#php]<comcor> evulish_: eat a ****, i insist
<1> @grep evulish
<0> [2006/07/03-07:54:04|#php]<pizza_milkshake> evulish_: that's a new word!
<1> @grep evulish> black
<0> Error: Failed to find any results matching query.
<1> @grep evulish.*black
<0> [2006/08/15-11:25:54|#php]<3> evulish_, you are the reason god invented the 24" black rubber dildo and cattle prod
<1> @grep evulish.*black
<0> [2006/08/15-11:25:54|#php]<3> evulish_, you are the reason god invented the 24" black rubber dildo and cattle prod
<1> @grep evulish.*black0ut
<0> Error: Failed to find any results matching query.
<1> eh whatever
<2> Yeah.



<3> *line 1628: [23:20:08] <2> is there any way to randomize the rows in a table? like just randomly put the id's
<3> *line 1636: [23:32:16] <@evulish> black0ut: select * from table order by rand();
<3> ZING!
<1> oh snap
<1> i don't know how to work @grep
<3> never mind that it wasn't what he wanted.
<1> i think there's a flag for user or something
<3> actually, from my logs, it seems create_vibe has tried to help him the most
<1> otherwise it would have matched earlier lines from tonight
<2> yeah, vibe has helped a lot
<3> are you sure that @grep isn't reading from quotes?
<1> it could be
<1> although i hope that pizza_milkshake line isn't a quote :P
<3> yeah, it's not very good
<2> Yeah, before there is a misunderstanding, i never said no one helps... Some help a lot. Vibe especially recently has set me in the right direction to figuring out what i'm trying to do several times
<1> that's what i did tonight.
<2> not to figuring out my script, on figuring out what ever board owner should do
<1> it's, by far, the best solution
<2> while it is a good idea, it is not going to work, because there is already a system that works
<1> i build publishing systems for a living, working with 3rd-party content contributors
<1> have you suggested an alternative or a better way to do it? no.
<1> slavery worked. but people decided to change it because it wasn't so great.
<2> the alternative is to automatically do it
<4> hi room
<5> morning
<6> toodles.
<7> im new on php stuff i read some tutorials on how its work now im trying to do a form inserting data in mysql and im getting undefined varilable submit heres the code http://pastebin.ca/166922
<8> ugh, i hate slashdot at times. a guy saying that if a guy owns a piece of software on a cd, that he should own the software that is on it too got modded up to +5 insightful
<9> syntaxx, try inserting $_POST['name'] etc
<9> see what that does
<8> http://pastebin.ca/166929
<8> ah, you beat me to it.
<9> fields submitted by your form come in the $_POST array
<7> trollboy, ok ill try
<9> metallic, you forgot the quotes around the key names
<9> $_POST[name] < $_POST['name']
<9> php will whine about that
<8> ah, thought that still parses fine if it is in quotes.
<9> nope
<9> it throws a warning
<9> as you might have a constant named as such
<8> ah, cool. i just use sprintf to form my queries. havent embedded a variable in quotes in ages
<9> so it doesn't know if its looking for a value of a constant, or a string containing that name
<9> I just use single quotes and concatation or however you spell it
<9> $query = 'select * from table where field = "' . $var '"';
<9> $query = 'select * from table where field = "' . $var . '"';
<9> there
<9> betterer
<9> off to work
<9> seeya
<7> trollboy, now im getting this error: http://pastebin.ca/166963 Notice: Undefined variable: php_self in /usr/local/apache2/htdocs/sample.php on line 28 was not found on this server.
<10> that means your trying to use a variable before you actually defined it
<10> are you using $php_self somewhere before you actually give it a value
<7> kuprishuz, http://pastebin.ca/166963 thats my code im not using any $php_self before i gave it a value
<11> guh
<11> cant seem to remember how to i set the width of indent in vim
<12> !
<12> http://www.metafilter.com/
<12> Is this down for anyone else?



<12> I ask because I just might have gotten an IP ban.
<12> (unjustly, in my opinion, but that's another story...)
<13> then again, maybe the site doesnt work right now
<12> Just wanted to know :-)
<13> :)
<12> I posted something that some people found really contraversial.
<13> i always find you contraversal
<14> Pastebin it confessor
<14> I think your safe thou, I can't get it either
<12> I don't think I have it cached anymore.
<14> er. in
<12> I restarted my browser to make sure that FireFox wasn't just being wonky.
<14> Was it about the j00wz?
<12> Nope.
<12> Some anonymous guy chimed in on AskMetafilter...
<8> wow, almost bought my girlfriend a $200 pair of earrings before I thought better about it. need to go shopping this weekend :-/
<12> And asked for coping strategies for a planned termination of a in utero baby who was confirmed via genetic test to have cystic fibrosis.
<12> The guy claimed he and his wife "didn't need therapy"
<14> Maybe they had the aids
<12> And I said "dude, you probably do"
<12> "There's a wide gulf between abortions motivated by convenience and those motivated my mercy and necessity. The death of a fetus vs. the death of a child."
<12> No condemnation of abortions for either reason expressed or implied...
<12> Yet some bitch still thought I was being snarky.
<12> So I eventually said "I don't know where you're coming from, but I'd rather see my comment deleted than this thread derailed, so I've informed the admins."
<12> I figured that the might have sided strongly with my accuser and simply banned my IP.
<12> That's the summarized version.
<15> Hello, Can someone tell me how can I install php on my box ?
<15> it's Turbolinux Workstation 7.0 (Monza)
<15> and there's no yum/up2date/urpmi/apt installed.
<13> yeah, download source
<13> untar
<13> compile
<13> install
<13> YAY!
<15> I did that, But it has problem with xml2-config
<15> i checked xml2 and all was 100% and working well.
<13> what problem?
<15> during i'm installing the source and ./configure he say problem with xml2
<3> http://www.sieni.us/?id=25
<15> i tried to install through rpm, all rpmfind.net rpms are on ftp:// mirror, and my box cant download from any ftp, i dont konw why is it also!
<13> WHATS THE ****ING PROBLEM?
<15> follower: xml2 is missing bro.
<15> I dont know why!
<15> I reinstalled libxml2, and tried install php again, didnt work.
<13> i thought you said it worked
<13> where the error message
<13> wheres*
<15> nop when i type ./configure in the php source
<15> it check for alot of things, and stop in libxml2 checking
<15> and say, "Please check your xml2-config"
<15> I cheked, libxml2 and xml2 are working,,
<15> i tried reinstall them, and it still say this problem.
<15> so,, what do you think ?
<13> i guess this is some rpm based distro
<15> nop,
<15> i donwloaded php 5 .tar.gz
<15> and untar it, i type ./configure
<13> i will kick you in your ****ing head if you dont learn to read
<15> checking libxml2 install dir... no
<15> checking for xml2-config path... /usr/bin/xml2-config
<15> configure: error: libxml2 version 2.6.11 or greater required.
<13> ZOMG
<13> IT TELLS YOU THE PROBLEM?
<15> yes..
<15> and i fixed this problem, but it still say this error.
<13> what version of libxml2 is installed
<13> if your distro is rpm based, do you have the development libraries installed?
<15> nop,
<15> it's turbolinux, but an old version of turbolinux.
<15> i'll try to install lastest version of libxml2
<15> follower: tell me which way is better installing libxml2, by rpms or by archives.tar.gz ?
<16> http://www.buy.com/retail/product.asp?sku=70015949&loc=114&sp=1&adid=17662
<16> erp
<7> can i possibly not to show this Notice: Undefined index: message in /usr/local/apache2/htdocs/sample.php on line 7 when the page is being loaded? or are there any good tutorial on how to do it?


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