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<0> there we go
<1> god dammit
<1> I can't get a single minutes rest on the computer over the weekend
<1> I have these "friends" who always come by
<2> kill them.
<1> and bang on the door until I answer and tell them to **** off
<1> how dare them for not understanding the lifestyle of a hermit
<1> and forcing their social ways unto others
<3> hey
<3> is this an active channel or does everyone here just idle?
<4> some are active
<4> x
<4> ;
<4> er, ;x*
<3> haha ok
<5> mmhmm
<6> hi all
<6> having trouble with my cl***es
<6> URL: http://www.nomorepasting.com/paste.php?pasteID=68456
<6> URL: http://www.nomorepasting.com/paste.php?pasteID=68457
<6> Fatal error: Call to undefined function: add_quantity() in /home/jackmanb/public_html/cart.cl***.php on line 56
<2> you don't see anything wrong with line 56?
<0> even if the syntax was right
<0> does php even handle that yet
<0> i think you still have to use temp vars
<6> temp vars?
<1> I've gotten banned from 4 channels today, for some reason everyone has sand in their vaginas today
<6> dammit I hate stupid errors like that
<6> -> instead of .
<6> poutine: either that or you're an *** on a regular basis
<6> likely the problem is not with everyone else
<1> yes it's foolish to think I could piss off 4 separate people in unchecked power positions on IRC using completely legit topics
<0> @php cl*** foo{ function fee(){ print 'hi'; }} cl*** b{ var $c; function set($a){ $this->c[1] = $a; } } $a = new foo(); $b = new b(); $b->set($a); $b->c[1]->fee();
<7> Result: hi
<0> well, okay then
<6> poutine: 4 separate people in 4 separate channels on the same day?
<6> I think it's you, bro
<1> @strstr
<7> (PHP 3, PHP 4, PHP 5)
<7> string strstr ( string haystack, string needle )
<7> Find first occurrence of a string
<7> http://www.php.net/strstr
<6> i have to figure out my pricing structure now
<6> gah
<8> :-/
<8> I'm concerned.
<8> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GOnUxAVEU2U
<1> I'm concerned too Confessor_, does your family know you engage in illicit drug use and promiscous *** with homo***uals?
<8> My enjoyment of this performance is making me question my orientation.
<8> How about you?
<8> Have you stopped beating your wife yet?
<1> it seems like the same old mariah carrey ****
<8> :-)
<1> she can scream while holding a note, big whoop
<8> I knew, like, *no* popular music while I was growing up.
<8> My parents force-fed me Psalty the Singing Songbook as a chile.
<8> And moved on to Country when I became an adolescent.
<6> I was a chile once
<1> as a kid all my musical interests were derived from my brother
<6> had quite a hot and exciting chilehood myself
<1> you bastards, I'm going to go murder a whore just because you both had good childhoods
<6> hell, man... I hardly remember my chiuldhood
<6> i remember my dad was my best friend some days and worst enemy the next
<1> did you put out?
<6> never knew when he was gonna be happy or pissed
<1> was your family liberal or conservative?
<6> not to mention I was a total dweeb and had very few friends at school
<6> and after school was over, they didn't come over... i just tinkered in the garage or played with legos
<1> erector sets > legos
<1> http://www.tcamembers.org/articles/layouts/heppe/bb.JPG <-Couldn't make that **** with legos
<6> hell yes you could
<6> I did and it was sweet
<9> omg.
<9> scary
<1> I don't know a single nerd kid who preferred legos over erector sets
<1> nerd who as a kid
<6> preference has nothing to do with it
<6> it was all determined by finances and resources
<6> not to mention family members and handme downs
<6> BUT, alas, I did prefer legos
<6> But I got into all the cool Technics stuff
<6> gears and pneumatics and robots
<6> it was sick
<8> I wish I'd had more time with erector sets.
<6> lol -- I had capsella for a while
<6> that was cool
<1> K|O|G|I, when did you know you were gay?
<1> as a child
<1> or as an adult?
<6> I think it hit me when I was about... 35 ???
<6> how about you?
<6> 35 months, that is
<1> I'm not gay, *** and women's baggage is just a low priority for me
<6> yeah... that's a good way to describe it
<9> low?
<10> that's because you don't get any.
<6> too much work
<9> must be bad.
<6> hard to get **** done when you gotta pay attention to someone
<1> I'd rather pursue enlightenment than 2 minutes of joy from perfectly lubricated friction
<6> 2 minutes???
<6> whoa, man... there;s your problem right there
<1> K|O|G|I, what? you can't get your business done in that time frame?
<1> who are you trying to impress?
<6> timeframe? oh... right... that of 1 hours a day by the time I'm done with work and paying attention to a gf?
<6> yeah... I get it done.... SLOWLY
<1> anyone who says *** is the best thing in life has never lived
<6> it's pretty damn good
<6> that's for sure
<6> and hell... if you could get it WHENEVER you wanted...
<1> does anyone have a carolina.res.rr.com I could bounce off of for a second?
<2> i want to buy a bar
<1> bars aren't very profitable, especially with sweeping smoking bans in most places
<2> apparently you haven't been to many bars around here
<6> i would imagine a bar with a hint of dance club mixed in would be successful
<6> but plain bar and pool tables doesn't sound original enough
<1> evulish, you could never open a bar around where you are
<2> why not?
<6> around me?
<1> 1. You're unimaginative
<6> sure I could
<1> 2. your taste in music is horrid
<1> 3. you're too poor
<2> you know my taste in music?
<1> 4. Have you ever seen what it takes to get a liquor license?
<6> poutine: there are people called contractors that will take care of that if the owner is incapable
<8> They call themselves the Mafia.
<5> you open a bar, ill run it for you
<2> $3150/mo for a bar in one of the most popular night spots
<2> with liquor license
<1> BS
<5> i did that in sales by myself last sunday
<2> http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/off/204334889.html
<1> evulish, still BS, anyone who pays into one of these "investments" is an idiot
<2> ..
<2> you're renting it
<2> ?
<2> http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/off/203705990.html
<2> there's a huge one
<2> http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/off/203707263.html
<2> i'm sure these are all scams though, right?
<1> I'm sure they're all less profitable than you think
<2> i don't care
<1> ok, then why bother talking to me about it?
<1> do it
<1> I like watching people fail
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