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<0> yea
<0> ERROR 1062 (23000): Duplicate entry 'localhost-wigga-wigga' for key 1
<1> http://www.ebaumsworld.com/presaddress.html
<2> hey all
<2> after my cl*** is done executing I want to echo some stuff and prompt the user for download. my only problem is that it seems to echoing before the cl*** is actually done...
<2> like, I have $obj->method(); then after that I'll have, echo $obj->str;
<3> if I changed the id values manually and the id is set as primary key and auto increment, does that screw up my database?
<4> what's the deal with PEAR?
<1> what about it Mr_Eko
<4> what's PEAR?
<2> so, I'm just wondering how to make it wait until everything is completely done executing before I echo'd. or would I have to code that into my cl***?
<1> a bunch of libraries for you to use
<5> speaking of just a bunch of libraries, is anyone actually using the zend framework?
<4> i was reading about that.. Forgive my ignorance but what's the use of that????
<5> well, they were pushing it as a platform to build applications on
<5> as far as i can tell, its just a bunch of libraries (just like PEAR is) except it also has a scraped-together MVC cl***



<6> lol
<6> where's jed
<6> he will appreciate this
<6> create_vibe: you need to fix your ****
<7> what ****?
<6> wakka wakka
<6> DCC SEND "string" 0 0 0
<6> :P
<0> http://pastebin.com/595370
<0> any ideas on how i can do that alil better?
<0> i can prolly use a function insead but bleh
<8> are you only using that once?
<8> opening/closing the same database multiple times is stupid overhead to have
<6> you're stupid overhead to have!
<4> how can i edit grub so ti stops showing me ubuntu and loads right into windows?
<5> ansimation: if you're doing more than one query, use a constructor to p*** the connection details, use a connect() function that connects once (don't do this in the constructor as it makes error handling messy)
<8> Mr_Eko: set the default to windows
<5> ansimation: or you know, just don't re-invent the wheel and go use something like ADOdb
<4> how do i do that?
<6> you google for a grub manual
<4> i need to boot into linux?
<7> hey CV
<5> $db = new ADOdb("mysql://user:p***@localhost/database1"); if (!$db->connect()) { die(); } "your name is ".$db->getone("select name from users where email = ".$db->qstr($email));
<0> no no
<0> it would only be done in one query
<0> it's for my eggdrop
<5> why bother with a cl*** then?
<0> !chanset +php
<9> Mode change for #php (+php)
<0> i was thinkin the same thing
<5> uh
<0> but that's just how i started it
<5> so your whole bot only runs one query?
<0> !php $mysql = new mysql_connection; $mysql->fetch("select username from test","echo 'user: '.$row['username'];");
<2> hey, Technobabble
<10> Parse error: syntax error, unexpected T_ENCAPSED_AND_WHITESPACE, expecting T_STRING or T_VARIABLE or T_NUM_STRING in /usr/home/poutine/safe/raw.php(6) : eval()'d code on line 1
<9> Parse error: parse error, unexpected T_ENCAPSED_AND_WHITESPACE, expecting T_STRING or T_VARIABLE or T_NUM_STRING in /var/www/wigga.php on line
<5> oh
<5> make a db_fetch function
<0> !chanset -php
<9> Mode change for #php (-php)
<5> !php echo db_fetch("select username from test");
<5> and also.. do we really need another bot???!!
<0> yea, but if there's multiple rows and ****
<0> it's not for here
<5> @jump, bot bitches
<5> !jump
<5> ~jump
<11> Did not find any matches for jump
<11> Possible matches (best first):
<11> bccomp, compact, empty, gmp_com, gmp_div, gmp_mod, gmp_mul, gmp_neg, gmp_or, gmp_pow, gnupg_import, gzuncompress, jpeg2wbmp, strcmp, tmpfile, udm_cat_path, umask, unpack, usleep, var_dump
<0> that's why i keep it -php
<6> /msg mod_spox action #php jumps
<6> bah
<6> ****ing space
<5> heh



<6> mod_spox still gets that a lot
<6> it's kinda sad
<5> was almost as much fun as hacking wiser
<1> we wrote a book about hacking wiser
<1> http://www.shoggoth.net/1.shog/newbook/
<5> How to trick stupid users in #php into typing rm -rf / in thier shell accounts while logged in as root.
<12> woo
<12> early day at work
<1> yup
<1> poutine, shut up
<1> and your ticket is bought
<12> good
<12> you cheap mother****er
<1> I own 500 - 503
<1> row AA
<12> I can't believe you thought I'd rip you off for $50
<1> It was more that I thought you wouldn't come at all
<4> anyone with experience with svg?
<12> no
<1> svg?
<1> what's that
<6> scalable vector graphics
<6> @gdefine svg
<11> Definition for: svg
<11> 1. Scalable Vector Graphics. SVG is a language for describing two-dimensional graphics in XML.
<11> Source: http://www.gramene.org/documentation/glossary/
<1> I'm familiar with vectors
<12> I should hope so
<1> but I've ne'er heard of php doing ANYTHING with them
<1> thus I was ***uming it was something else
<1> like WTF
<1> it doesn't always mean World Trade Federation
<1> ya dig?
<0> haha
<0> love the cover art tb
<1> you know schnieder?
<0> can't say that i do.
<4> you can generate xml from php?
<1> the kid in the lower photo
<0> nope
<1> Mr_Eko, http://www.shoggoth.net/1.shog/calendar/xmlgen.php
<4> that means that i can generate svg from php, right?
<1> *blink*
<1> by svg do you mean scalable vector graphics?
<4> yep
<1> **** if I know
<4> i'm reading about that... i'm about to ditch flash and someone told me that svg is a nice alternative
<1> Mr_Eko, how many of your users have flash plugin?
<1> Mr_Eko?
<4> i guess that all of them, but alas... they have internet explorer
<1> now
<1> how many have a svg client?
<4> and with the upcoming update, flash will be kinda useless
<4> anyone with firefox?
<1> http://www.adobe.com/svg/demos/main.html
<1> I use ff
<1> and
<1> to view that page on either browser
<1> I need to install a plugin
<4> that's odd
<4> http://www.croczilla.com/svg/samples/svgtetris/svgtetris.svg
<4> runs fine for me
<4> which version of firefox do you use?
<13> I'm trying to do file uploads via php, and it's working, except files > 3MB won't work. It seems my issue is coming from move_uploaded_file($_FILES["file"]["tmp_name"][$key], $upload_dir.$filename) -- (I've determined that it isn't the timeout settings that are my problem since it isn't at X seconds that it fails, but rather the files finish uploading, then error out)
<1> that url works for me
<4> weird...
<4> and the adobe one asked me for plugins
<5> woah, i didnt know svg could do this
<5> except who designed this and made "down" == "rotate" ??
<1> a ****ing communist groogs
<1> that ****ed me twice
<1> that's reason alone not to use svg
<6> lol
<6> that tetris thing just killed konq


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