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<0> wtf
<0> all i did was convert my index.php to all lcase and the whole layout was ****ed up.
<1> haha
<1> sounds voodoo!
<2> fascinating.
<1> what's a good alternative to antibiotics for something relatively topical
<0> not cool.
<1> i've been mouthwashing several times a day but it just seems to be developing
<0> jed has the clap.
<3> hi guys, i got a question: i have a php script that takes input from a form, and then writes the input to a new file. this new file, i want to be able to edit thru another form, but it does not allow me to, iand i belive it is becuase the owner of the new file is: httpd. What can i do to get around this problem?
<1> no, more like periocontitis
<4> http://img528.imageshack.us/my.php?image=beer5jl.jpg
<1> @chmod mdnmdn
<1> !func chmod mdnmdn
<5> chmod (PHP 3, PHP 4, PHP 5) -- Changes file mode
<5> bool chmod ( string filename, int mode )
<5> http://www.php.net/manual/en/function.chmod.php
<3> ah thanks.
<6> you guys ever use suphp ?
<1> have the script that creates it ch its mod
<3> yep thanks!
<0> @gdefine periocontitis
<7> Error. No definition found for periocontitis.
<1> dontitis, perhaps
<1> @gdefine periodontitis
<7> Definition for: periodontitis
<7> 1. Advanced gum disease; inflammation of gum tissue, which causes bone loss resulting in tooth loss if untreated.
<7> Source: http://www.21stcenturydental.com/smith/education/definitions.htm
<1> ^ bam
<0> ok emeril.
<4> ~chmod
<7> (PHP 3, PHP 4, PHP 5)
<7> bool chmod ( string filename, int mode )
<7> Changes file mode
<7> http://www.php.net/chmod
<4> @func chmod
<7> (PHP 3, PHP 4, PHP 5)
<7> bool chmod ( string filename, int mode )
<7> Changes file mode
<7> http://www.php.net/chmod
<0> you really are gonna be a toothless redneck aren't you?
<1> sure looking like it
<1> my teeth are acting up pretty bad recently
<4> you GUMS are acting up
<0> only thing i could say is ask a dentist mane
<4> floss + listerene + sonicare = happy gums
<6> grep -G s$ *
<6> why doesn't that work?
<1> spox: i've been doing all three all day
<4> well, they don't get better in a day
<1> i've been washing my mouth out five or six times a day
<1> it's been a week
<4> took me about 6 months to get my **** chilled out
<1> and they're quite painful on the lower jawline, which leads me to believe it's wisdom-teeth related
<4> heh
<4> that was a fun cleaning
<8> HAHAHAHAH YES I RULE
<1> i rule more
<1> i have season 1 of boston legal and a bag full 'o pot
<1> who's cooler
<8> i created a cl*** that has unique keys and sorts by value
<8> **** it, bitch
<2> java owns you
<2> isn't OOP so much easier?!
<8> it took like 12 hours
<8> :P
<2> fewer lines, much more straight-forward to write!
<2> and faster!
<9> I got equal bag and just coded a ajax calendar
<2> and less resource intensive
<8> yeah, i prefer my programs to use more than 300mb of ram
<2> java has no downside
<2> it's the wave of the future
<4> aside from the big pile of poop in it
<2> but it's almost cross-platform compatible!
<4> oh so close!
<8> erix99: just ask in the channel. i'm on a text-based irc client bouncing through 2 different shells. it's a little laggy
<2> and it's almost standardized!
<1> >>> x
<1> {'zing': 10, 'crapper': 1, 'zip': 5}
<1> >>> y = copy.copy(x.values())
<1> >>> y.sort()
<1> >>> y
<1> [1, 5, 10]
<1> next?
<10> ok thnx anyway Fatal error: Call to undefined function mysql_connect() in K:\webphp\con_test.php on line 4
<4> erix99: http://www.php.net/mysql
<10> k
<4> read the section relating to windows
<4> @confess
<7> When I was 15 a much older distant family member (not blood related) finally ****ed me in the basement at my grandparents house after I kept showing him my *****. He pinned me down while going up the stairs & shoved his **** in me from behind. God that felt so good.
<4> ha!
<2> jedzilla: haha, exactly
<10> thnx man both of you
<1> tying them to the keys is harder
<8> jedzilla: http://pastebin.com/595092
<8> i win
<8> 150 lines of code.
<8> and it's not quite done
<1> doesn't java.util have a Hashtable?
<1> i never bothered to learn, but i think that's what you implemented
<8> yeah, but it can't sort by value
<9> ew
<4> wtf
<4> sorting a hashtable by value?
<9> wtf
<9> java?
<4> heh
<8> if anyone has any better ideas (in java), i'd love to hear them
<8> because i have no idea what i'm doing
<8> but it works
<1> you know php 5, don't ya
<8> yes
<1> you're 95% of the way to java
<1> relax, kiddo
<8> i understand most of the stuff in the language
<1> add hard typing and a big API and you're there
<8> i just can't find the **** in the api
<8> 33mb of uncompressed sdk api love
<8> er, no, more than that
<8> 33mb of compressed sdk api love
<1> yes, a lot more than that
<8> but it works for me.. and it'll only have to be run once per article
<8> FUUUUUCK
<8> it doesn't work
<1> oh man, i feel bad for laughing, evulish, i really do
<1> but that was adorable
<8> it throws out multiple values
<9> there should be a man-diff
<9> so I can man-diff mv copy
<9> and get
<9> copy creates a copy of a file where you specify, mv deletes the source file
<1> that would be smart
<1> gnu doesn't play that game
<9> write it in your java
<2> $ echo '#include <stdio.h>
<2> > #include <stdlib.h>
<2> > struct kv { int i; char *c; } Kv[] = { { 10, "ten" }, { 1, "one"}, { 5, "five" } };
<2> > int main(void) { int i; qsort(Kv, sizeof Kv / sizeof Kv[0], sizeof Kv[0], cmp); for (i = 0; i < sizeof Kv / sizeof Kv[0]; i++) printf("%d : %s\n", Kv[i].i, Kv[i].c); return 0; }
<2> > int cmp(const void *va, const void *vb) { const struct kv *a = va, *b = vb; return (a->i > b->i ? 1 : (a->i < b->i ? -1 : 0)); }
<2> > ' > /tmp/keysort.c && gcc -o /tmp/keysort /tmp/keysort.c && /tmp/keysort
<2> 1 : one
<2> 5 : five
<2> 10 : ten
<1> well yes, if you make the value the key, then it works vunders
<1> but then, in that rare instance you're making a counter for number of times people in #php have had ***
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