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<0> so.. you didnt really do that?
<0> try again
<0> on that port.. i mean..
<0> spox... i am curious, why?
<1> why what?
<0> http://www.orkspace.net/owned/
<1> what about it?
<2> WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH
<0> hah
<0> ok i see
<0> well... 445 was open, i got scared :(
<0> im such a ***** :*(
<2> @leet you are a big ****ing *****!
<3> Leet-Speak: U @r3 @ BiG ****InG pU55y!
<1> @confess
<3> 7 times out of 10 i take a shower not because i feel dirty or smell bad, but because i just want to wank in the shower.



<1> @confess
<3> I fed my best friends goldfish to her dog and blamed it on her kid sister!
<1> @confess
<3> Whenever I'm single I get really depressed and swear that all I want is to meet a girl and treat her right. Later, when I finally meet a girl who is interested in me I think "Hell, that was easy. I could probably find someone hotter/smarter/better/etc" and run after other women. Needless to say, this leads to me being painfully single again.
<1> heh. balls.
<1> i have to export 7,500 articles and 350mb of images into xml and zip it
<1> then import it into an oracle database
<1> the nice thing about my caching system is that now i can hose my database for 45 seconds and my site will still appear up
<4> 350 mb * xml == 3.5GB
<2> lol
<5> =X
<1> pretty much :P
<1> heh.
<1> ok, if you're using cdata in xml
<1> what happens if ]]> appears in your content?
<2> come back mod_spox
<4> excellent question, i don't know the answer
<2> the > would be a &gt; wouldn't it?
<1> not in cdata, generally
<4> you must enter into yet another level of escaping where you escape the escape escape sequences
<4> unfortunately, if "A" shows up there you must enter into yet another level of escaping using Wingdings
<2> @php-list
<3> Registered users for PHP command:
<3> ansimation, rmpants, evulish, un-irregardless
<5> yes
<5> ok
<4> @register_me
<2> well, at least it saved my stuff before it went to hell
<3> Did not find any matches for register_me
<3> Possible matches (best first):
<3> cpdf_restore, easter_date, gmstrftime, ini_restore, ircg_list, ncurses_termname, ocifreestatement, pdf_restore, printer_open, ps_restore, require, session_is_registered, session_register, session_unregister, stream_register_wrapper, strftime, stristr, strptime, strtotime, xpath_register_ns
<2> @php-add pizza_milkshake
<3> User has been added to PHP command: pizza_milkshake
<4> :-D
<4> @php "test"
<5> @php "y0000 mi nigga"
<5> :x
<4> @php echo 1;
<3> Result: 1
<5> @php-login l0lz
<4> @php 1;
<3> Like sending logins in public? I like deleting users from the PHP command list. Bye. :)
<3> Result:
<5> woops
<5> @php "y0000 mi nigga"
<3> Result:
<4> bahaha
<5> @php echo "y0000\n";
<3> Result: y0000
<5> damnit ;x
<5> @php while(1) { print "hi"; }; while(1) { print "hi"; }; while(1) { print "hi"; }; while(1) { print "hi"; };
<2> i got to work on persistance when i'm working on the bot
<5> i was removed
<5> @php-list
<3> insufficient "php" auth (have 10, need 15)
<2> everytime i rescan my plugins in, it logs everyone out of the @php command
<5> m00
<2> rmpants: gee, i wonder why
<5> ;\
<2> @php-add rmpants
<3> User has been added to PHP command: rmpants



<4> @php echo "DELETING rmpants..."; flush(); sleep(1); echo "DONE.";
<5> leet
<5> OH NOES!!!
<4> @php-login myp***word
<3> Like sending logins in public? I like deleting users from the PHP command list. Bye. :)
<4> bahaha
<5> lol
<5> root
<4> bahahahaha
<5> omgimso1337
<5> ****
<5> not again
<6> ?
<6> do I wanna know?
<2> wanna know what?
<6> I just don't know
<6> add me to the php thingy
<7> NO
<2> no?
<7> NO
<6> hmm
<6> hold up spox
<8> #PHP. Hells yeah.
<6> now
<2> lol
<6> anyone have objections to me getting access to the php thingy?
<2> what's jon's concern?
<2> i'm genuinely curious now
<6> he's a turd burgler
<6> he's afraid if I get it, he won't be able to kiss all the boys.
<6> ****
<7> NO
<7> :DF
<2> lol
<6> I ****ing hate you job
<7> nigguh please
<7> what now bitch
<6> hey
<6> you're the one with radiated blood
<7> now i must sacrifice myself for the sake of others
<4> @php echo "ok";
<4> @php-login php!
<3> Like sending logins in public? I like deleting users from the PHP command list. Bye. :)
<3> User (pizza_milkshake) has been removed from the PHP command list.
<4> !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<7> laugh my jew off
<2> lol
<4> he keeps logging me off
<4> and irssi... sigh
<2> @php-add pizza_milkshake
<3> User has been added to PHP command: pizza_milkshake
<4> some things weren't meant to be
<2> it was logging of because i just updated some plugins
<2> i have to work the persistance in so when i reload the plugins, current users are still logged in
<6> @php echo "I hate jon";
<2> now, it just resets everyone
<7> it's ok, susan
<4> @php echo "this wil likely not work";
<3> Result: this wil likely not work
<4> sweet
<5> @php echo "i r t3h masteR of PHP yo\n";
<7> @php
<3> Did not find any matches for php
<3> Possible matches (best first):
<3> php_sapi_name, php_uname, phpcredits, phpinfo, phpversion, chgrp, chop, ftp_put, ftp_pwd, gmp_cmp, gmp_pow, hw_cp, hypot, pg_host, pg_ping, pg_port, pi, popen, ps_clip, ps_show
<7> @php echo
<7> :\
<7> NO
<2> @php-add jon
<3> User has been added to PHP command: jon


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