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<0> put her there pal
<0> I meant your wallet
<0> ****
<1> ?
<0> I need a usb drive
<0> be it a jumpdrive, floppy or hdd
<1> trollboy, what is your OS ?
<0> which one?
<0> I have 5 computers
<2> just 5?
<2> psh
<2> I have... 6!
<2> well 7 counting my tungsten T5, but that's not a "computer" per-se
<1> wow.. borjuis
<0> Laptop, another windows box I'm thinking of converting into a Windows Server, a HTPC, a Linux File Server, a Mac doing Remote Desktop



<0> oh, well if you want to count my smartphone then I have 6 too
<2> oh well yeah
<2> I have a smartph0ne too
<2> and I have my work laptop too
<2> I didn't count that
<0> I have a larger penis than you.
<2> I have two penises.
<0> my penis has two penises
<0> that's right bitch
<0> where's jstr
<0> he's close
<0> poutine is a whiney bitch and can't leave his house
<0> evulish, why are you on gucci.com
<2> ...
<0> Zenethian, you live in austrailia don't you?
<2> um
<2> nope
<1> he is live in ancient century :D
<0> where are you?
<3> Zenethian's lives in deep south dakota
<2> Austin, TX
<0> drive to cleveland
<0> bring me a usb device
<2> just any random USB device?
<0> a usb storage device
<0> that works
<2> Hmm
<2> I bet you can pick one up at walmart.
<0> walmart's closed
<0> like your mom
<0> so gimme a usb drive
<0> I'll pay you
<1> is there no USB storage on your place ?
<0> nope
<0> elsewise
<0> I'd be using it wouldn't I?
<0> bring unto trollboy a usb device
<1> LOLZ
<0> DO IT!
<1> i have MP3 player, work like USB device.. you can take this one
<0> ok
<1> come closely to me now
<0> gimme
<1> :D
<0> No
<0> You deliver
<0> NOW
<1> heuahehaeae
<0> I'm.. not kidding
<1> i have no time to go to post office
<0> no post office would take too long
<0> elsewise I would just order it online
<1> so ?
<0> I NEED IT NOW
<0> at 3am
<1> haaaaaaa ?
<0> necrose, where are you?
<1> Indonesia
<0> yeah
<0> too far to drive
<0> so



<0> you're dead to me
<0> anyone closer?
<1> :))
<0> or do you all possess a limitless supply of ****?
<1> where are you ?
<0> Ohio
<0> USA
<1> i c
<1> herm.. btw, how much your bandwidth ?
<0> FAT
<0> but
<0> you can not dcc me a jumpdrive
<1> no..
<0> unless you're building me an iso for windowsmedia center with built in sata drivers
<2> I can
<1> i just want to know
<2> hah
<1> i have little bandwidth only (poor boy :( )
<2> I have phat bandwidth
<4> bbl: Work.
<1> ever you download 697.71 MB of file ? and how long ?
<1> <bi_olongapo> Gusto m b maging OPERATOR sa #php ? i-copy/ << i think this is a spamer ?
<5> whats the quickest way to turn "20:10:42 01/01/2004" into a unix timestamp
<1> strtotime ?
<1> !php echo time();
<6> 1139561634
<5> !php echo strtotime("20:10:42 01/01/2004");
<1> !php echo strtotime("20:10:42 01/01/2004");
<6> 1073005842
<1> @func strtotime
<7> (PHP 3 >= 3.0.12, PHP 4, PHP 5)
<7> int strtotime ( string time [, int now] )
<7> Parse about any English textual datetime description into a Unix timestamp
<7> http://www.php.net/strtotime
<5> php echo(date("H:i:s m/d/Y",1073005842));
<5> !
<1> lol :)
<1> !php echo(date("H:i:s m/d/Y",1073005842));
<6> 20:10:42 01/01/2004
<5> word, thank
<5> s
<5> didnt think that was the right format for strtotime
<0> Trying to build a custom iso of windows media center w/ custom built in drivers for the raid card so that I can install, but using BartPE which only understands XP
<0> this is taking for goddamned ever
<8> how to make website like 3D
<0> what do you mean 3d
<8> like style
<8> ?
<8> trollboy
<8> ??
<0> that's more ofa design question
<0> doesn't have alot to do with php
<8> sorry
<8> how to make forum php?
<8> ?
<1> Veg, create new file
<1> create database
<1> and coding.. !
<8> hpw create new file ,create database and coding
<8> ?
<9> is there someway to detect what encrytion a string has?
<10> hello there, how can i tell the php script to make newline and save them as list not one beside the other
<10> what's the command?
<11> hello, when i check phpinfo(); my include path is .;C:/Program Files/EasyPHP1-8\php\pear\ which can't be right
<11> i don't see how to change that in my php.ini though
<10> oudnieuws do u know how to go to newline in php? :S
<10> what's the command?
<0> building xp iso's is fun
<0> Guest42699, what do you mean
<0> a actuall newline, or a <br> or a <li>
<0> check your .htaccess oudnieuws
<0> I AM A GOD!
<10> back


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