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<0> LEEEEEEEEROY JENKINS
<1> ...
<2> A 100 Bucks Computer + PHP + Mysql + Linux (debian, ubuntu, ...) . It looks like something great
<2> Am I wrong ?
<1> why ubuntu?
<1> gentoo and debian is good
<2> Why ? I don't know, it looks like fashion
<2> (ubuntu is build on a debian if I remember well)
<1> but your $100 comp will need the bareset of the destros
<2> What do you mean by "...will need the bareset of the destros." ?
<3> ubuntu's philosophies are ****ed up
<2> No
<2> Ubuntu is a dor
<2> door
<2> of course, I like debian, others like slack ...
<3> ubuntu is retarded, wait until a worm comes by for a commonly user-ran daemon that realizes all you have to do on ubuntu to get root privs is run sudo



<2> I don't like Ubuntu, because I know what is a debian, but for a beginner with linux : Why not to use Ubuntu ? It is like windows users who try to understand what is PHP whith EasyPhp
<4> what?
<4> your sentence made no sense.
<2> ok
<4> what the hell is wrong with debian?
<5> also, you are a retard
<2> I love debian :)
<4> then why don't you like ubuntu because it is like debian?
<5> no, because it's easy debian
<5> it's not leet enough
<4> oh, of course
<5> honestly, aside from some updated packages, there isn't much difference between my ubuntu and debian boxes
<5> hell, even the installs were the same
<4> haha. speaking of retarded english.. there was a sign on wall st that said "PARKING PECIAL $20 ALL DY" or something
<5> nice
<2> I like Ubuntu because it is simple. Why I don't use Ubuntu is because I know how to install a debian
<4> i know how to install windows
<5> me too!
<4> but that's not why i use os x
<4> heh. i'm making a modular ajax thing
<4> it's gonna be leet.
<2> Ajax is a good thing also
<2> :)
<5> http://www.modernmethod.com/sajax/faq.phtml
<5> looks pretty cool. i'm going to mess around with it this weekend
<4> it returns <blap method="doink"><param value="honk"><param value="honk2"></blap> and javascript will call doink(honk,honk2)
<4> little more extensive, but that's the jist
<2> what I think about javasript :)
<2> slow, slow, slow
<0> now in poker, at the end of every hand, the muck is placed on the bottom of the pile and shuffled back in, right?
<4> Jack_burp: js isn't slow
<4> not relatively, imo
<2> js looks like slow
<4> how does it look slow?
<2> good quetions
<2> grr : "good question"
<4> ****. i don't remember hot coworkers email address
<2> Start a web page with some JS, or a TOMCAT
<4> huh?
<4> java != javascript
<4> and java can be pretty damn quick once the vm is running
<2> I understand
<2> (shame on me)
<6> Somehow I don't understand a word you say...
<2> i need to practise my english.
<0> 22. A new deck must be used for at least a full round (once around the table) before it may be changed, and a new setup must be used for at least an hour, unless a deck is defective or damaged, or cards become sticky.
<0> let's interpret this togethr
<0> so at the end of the hand, does the dealer just slop on all the used cards onto the bottom?
<0> this actually has relevance in my code
<3> no
<3> the cards are not reused
<3> that rule has to do with the physical condition of the decks
<0> so there's a discard pile, thenj
<3> yes
<0> when you're dealing a hand and you run out, what do you do?
<0> grab the discards and shuffle?
<7> start killing people
<7> happens all the time
<8> uh.. the poker I play, they reshuffle after each hand
<7> chalupah: you play at a casino?



<3> the poker you play is exactly that
<3> "the poker you play"
<8> just throwing in the old .02
<0> i'm 19, so i've never played at a casino
<0> which is why i'm asking
<8> don't want people to be card counting on you
<0> "the poker i play" doesn't get into this code, i'm making sure of it
<8> how about this:
<8> "I think poutine is on crack!"
<9> hi
<4> WEE-HOO
<9> does anyone knows what is wrong with the folloing expression ?
<9> preg_replace("/@([\w]+)/",swap_smile("\\1"),$test);
<4> everything works on QA
<9> for some reason it returns \1
<0> why in god's name is everyone reinventing the ****ing smiley code
<4> jackp10: yeah. because you're p***ing it "\\1"
<0> can't you just use the phpBB source and be done with it?
<0> i swear, web scripting will be the downfall of smart programmers
<9> evulish_, but \\1 shouldn't take the return of the first parameter ?
<4> jackp10: no
<4> if you're trying to use backreferences, you're doing it incorrectly
<9> if I change the second parameter from swap_smile("\\1") to "<b>\\1</b>, it works
<9> evulish, how can I fix it ?
<4> i dunno
<4> quit touching yourself
<9> jedzilla, i use this to experiment few things and learn how does they works
<0> then start from phpBB's code
<0> reinventing the wheel is anti-programming
<4> yay i finished 0.6 today
<4> tomorrow, 0.7, then 1.0rc1!
<0> whacha workin on
<4> load it up onto a QA box and an infinitely faster oracle server!
<4> a few websites on our shiny new CMS
<4> opencms
<4> java/oracle
<0> kewl
<10> bbl
<4> oh man, i missed all the thursday night tv
<4> my other project is probably in 1.0rc73847 by now
<4> i dunno
<4> they've done multiple HUGE live tests that they didn't tell me about WHILE I WAS WORKING ON IT
<0> man, i write cool python when i'm high
<0> i would have never thought of that thirty minutes ago
<3> what? writing to immutable vars?
<0> no, cutting a poker deck
<0> originally i was doing something that took 3 lines
<0> and i just slapped my forehead and went d = d[i:] + d[:i]
<0> mind numbingly brilliant
<11> mind numbing all right
<11> *duck*
<11> What does that syntax do?
<12> cuts the deck
<0> based on an integer index i
<12> divides the deck at a certain point i and re-stacks it
<0> slice notation is the shizzle
<12> pretty clever
<0> "foobar"[3:] == "bar"
<11> wacky
<0> [a:b], if you drop one it ***umes you mean 0 or len(seq)-1
<7> slices are ***y
<13> Technobabble, are you at your post?
<0> hm
<0> [0, 0, 0, 1, 2, 3, 3] -- i need to count the occurrence of each
<6> ummms
<6> i believe there is a tidy little function for this
<0> In [28]: [counts[i] += 1 for i in seq]
<0> ------------------------------------------------------------
<0> File "<ipython console>", line 1
<0> [counts[i] += 1 for i in seq]
<0> damn.
<0> thought i'd be slick


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