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<0> foreach ($lines1 as $line_num1 => $line1)
<0> {
<0> $spos = strpos($line1,'ackground-color="');
<0>
<0> if($spos != null && $spos > 0)
<0> {
<0> $spos2 = strpos($line1,'"',($spos+18));
<0> //echo(".....".$spos."------".$spos2);
<0> $str = substr($line1,18,($spos2-($spos+17)));
<0> $bgcol = $str;
<0> //echo($bgcol);
<0> }
<0>
<0> $spos1 = strpos($line1,"ont-color=");
<0> if($spos1 != null && $spos1 > 0)
<0> {



<0> $spos2 = strpos($line1,'"',($spos1+12));
<0> //echo(".....".$spos."------".$spos2);
<0> $str = substr($line1,12,($spos2-($spos1+11)));
<0> $fontcol = $str;
<0> $linkcol = $fontcol;
<0> //echo("||".$fontcol);
<0> }
<0> $spos1 = strpos($line1,"ink-color=");
<0> if($spos1 != null && $spos1 > 0)
<0> {
<0> $str = substr($line1,12,(strlen($line1)-15));
<0> $linkcol = $str;
<0> echo("||".$linkcol);
<0> }
<0> $spos = strpos($line1,"crollamount=");
<0> and 2 TXT files, one acts like style cheet, and the other contains the Lines that to be printed on the screen, write <? include "file.php"; ?> in my HTML page, and the code 100% works fine on my local computer with pho 4.4 installed and appach, but on my windows 2003 server and linux fedora core 2 it does not work
<1> yea
<1> no
<1> that just killed your chances of getting helped.
<1> you were referred to pastebin earlier.
<0> i c
<0> sorry all
<2> nite folks
<3> bitches
<3> love me cuz they know that I can rock
<4> shut up you las vegas crackwhore
<3> and you know this
<3> I spend the last.. 6 hours beating the hell out of my cousins
<3> it was fun
<4> wow, 6 hours without ****ing them
<3> they're too old
<3> I draw the line at 7
<4> older than 7 and you won't be able to convince them you slipped
<4> slipped and fell into their virgin ***
<3> plus I'm not a former black pop star
<3> so no lil boys
<3> But yeah, they're adopted so they're all black
<3> and into hiphop
<3> that's the best
<3> they blast hiphop, I scream
<3> I blast metal, they scream
<4> Can I configure synergy to connect to an IP address so I don't have to run samba?
<3> That's the prefered way I thought
<4> and can I adjust the wait time in between connection attempts
<3> yes
<3> on the linux/mac versions
<3> I don't think you have that option on the windows version
<3> but I'm not sure
<3> there's a conf file on the *nix versions
<4> section: screens
<4> Benhplaptop:
<4> devzone:
<4> end
<3> that looks about right
<4> I can't put IPS there
<4> I can only put netbios names
<3> or hostnames
<3> I believe you can though
<4> hmm, I didn't think about adding a hosts entry
<3> that's because I'm smarter than you
<3> and I run local dns



<4> if you were smarter than me you wouldn't be living in las vegas
<3> ...
<3> Making a ****load more money
<4> what's your bank account balance now?
<3> living in an environment more suited to my moral and climatic preferences
<3> right now?
<3> low
<4> ? goes to me remember
<3> I cashed out my old bank and have that all in cash
<3> and I've only got 1 paycheck in there
<3> on the new one
<3> ? goes to you?
<4> why did pizza_milkshake quit?
<4> 1/2
<3> His interweb girlfriend is in NYC
<3> so me moved closer to her
<3> to some, love > money
<3> Btw
<3> I was wanting to talk to you
<3> it regards one of your clients
<3> should I msg you
<4> I suppose
<4> no innuendos
<3> none
<4> trollboy,
<4> http://www.vonage-forum.com/ftopic12984.html
<3> doing it?
<4> probably not
<3> por que no?
<5> who'd wanna support a thousand toy boxes all around the world?
<3> not toy boxes
<3> colo boxes
<5> ;)
<3> lights off/ hands offf
<5> but if they run Linux, they're all toyboxes.
<5> *cough*
<3> oh
<4> trollboy, yeah, I don't like the linux + mysql
<5> hehehe
<4> even though I've used mysql's C api before
<3> you should
<3> they probably wanna start doing other weird ****
<3> and probably want a custom kernel for DSL installs of new custom HW
<4> I'd ? Expert scripting/programming skills in sh, tk/tcl/expect, Perl
<4> ^ no perl
<4> ? Competent with Lex, YACC, awk
<3> a kernel with a compiled in vonage module, run a Voice Recognition
<4> ^ no lexx, yacc
<3> Perl you could pick up in your sleep
<3> just huff paint and try to code c
<3> and even while high from fumes, still think that you're writing broke code
<4> I could fit my fist up my butt
<3> well, half c half shell
<3> but can you fit MY fist up your butt
<4> how do you reply?
<4> I'll send them some code from my POS systems
<4> my SQL/network code is modular and not GUI specific, so they shouldn't be turned off by it
<3> I mean
<3> tell me you wouldn't want the money that comes with having VOIP under your belt
<3> even if they don't do it
<3> you'll have the first-hand know-how to build embedded devices
<3> which is more of what you wanna do if memory serves
<5> wtf, why would you want yacc and lexx.
<5> awk I can understand
<5> but I really don't see the draw to bison
<5> bison/yacc
<4> fakeume
<6> resumes make me think of The Office, which we watch in orchestra every tuesday and thursday :p
<6> what's the easiest way to do a hex dump of a jpg?
<4> hexdump file.jpg


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