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<0> what is au bon pain? (I know it's bread)
<1> it's a restaurant chain
<1> there's apparently one two blocks from me but **** if i've ever seen it
<0> so it's a panera bread wannabe?
<1> it appears that way
<1> http://www.aubonpain.com/
<2> http://pastebin.com/591060 - erm - when i run this - it always says im not the user so cant delete the comment. it works fine without the if ($query result == $user) stuff... any ideas?
<1> orlux: where's $user getting set? and why are you comparing it to a resource?
<2> to make sure people who arent $user dont delete comments... $user is set by a cookie.
<1> ..
<1> that didn't answer either question
<2> works fine on all other pages - its just that if statement that bums up.
<1> $queryresult is a resource, $user is (i ***ume) not a resource
<2> im comparing it to a resource because im checking the cookie set is the same user in the row they're trying to delete.
<1> do you understand how mysql works in php?
<2> erm, ish



<1> que?
<2> im no expert, obviously.
<1> mysql_query returns a resource
<1> not a string or array or anything like that
<2> so should it be mysql_fetch_array?
<1> you need to get that stuff using mysql_fetch_array or similar
<3> yep
<1> i wonder why my site isn't indexed well on google
<1> yahoo, msn, and ask all have at least 250 pages indexed
<4> does anyone link to it?
<1> it has a 7/10PR
<4> heh
<4> odd
<4> google hates joo
<1> it has about 100 supplemental results
<1> i wonder if it's because the description and keywords are all the same across the site
<4> could be
<4> keywords should be relevant to the individual page
<1> hard to do with dynamic content, though
<4> For all pages generated on IBM.com, dynamic or not, the author is required to enter meta keywords for their individual page
<4> just for that reason
<1> yeah, but our authors are ****ing moronic
<4> yeah well, not everyone at IBM is a genius you know
<1> these guys are currency analysts.
<1> i've learned that's near the bottom of the barrel
<4> haha
<4> "HUHUHU 2+2=5 IN FRANCE HUHUHU"
<1> you would think that they'd have to be smart
<4> The other option is to attempt to generate a context list of good buzzwords across your entire site, and then inside each dynamic document find whcih ones appear in it and put those in the metatag
<1> yeah, that's what i'm going to do
<4> I'm so smart
<4> :P
<1> 80 pine st.!
<4> whoa
<4> its lunch time already
<4> ****in a!
<5> **** i forgot my pizza at home
<6> FUUUUUUUCK!
<7> im having tea right now!
<7> anyone care to join me?
<6> **** your tea!
<4> Ooh, fizzy!
<6> well that's just ****ing fantastic
<6> @porn diet pepsi
<8> Error: No results found for diet pepsi
<4> Heh. Yay a new category!
<6> diet pepsi gets no love :/
<6> @porn pepsi
<8> Results for pepsi:
<8> http://www.princessblueyez.com/hosted/gal/cvsp/x/784718
<6> hahaha
<4> lol
<6> what's pizza's porn search engine?
<4> oh thats great
<6> i should hook the bot up to that



<4> yeah
<4> that would rool
<9> what is it about pbe that everyone likes?
<9> and that white bitch... ew
<4> pbe?
<6> lol
<6> took me a minute too
<6> at first i was thinking PBR, but then the "white bitch" threw me off
<6> :P
<10> does any know of a http header i can use to supress certificate errors?
<6> lol
<10> do u know what i mean
<1> header('Is-Fraud: True');
<11> why would a header supress cert errors?
<10> im doing a http scrape, but the scape wont work cos the server im scraping from is out of date
<10> so the crape bottoms out... but the site is only avaialbel via https
<10> not http
<10> can i ignore the erro?
<12> hi
<12> i have a situation here
<12> a php progam communicating over socket with java
<12> simple!
<12> but what if java program is sending a stream of results of a select query to the php program over socket
<12> how do i organize that socket data
<1> however you want, i guess
<12> its a little complicated handling output of a hughe table over socket
<5> how?
<5> isn't the data buffered before its organized?
<12> when i receive the buffered data and parse to extract values and then print as an html tale its tough
<13> if I want to add x hours to a date("Y-m-d G:i:s") , do I first convert the date to a unix timestamp, then add the hours and reconvert it to a date?
<12> plz read tale=table
<12> younglinkie:yup
<12> chuck:i have a website in php where a user gives a search command, the php program takes the search request and necessary parameter and sends them to the java server which then after parsing executed query over the db using jdbc and now sends the result back in one buffer to the php program
<5> younglinkie: have you looked at the raw data?
<5> are you saying you're doing that in ajax?
<12> i am wondering if i could send an ***ociative array out on a java socket and receive it into an ***ociative array in php socket?Any ideas on making this possible
<12> chuck: :) Just considering ..u guessed it
<12> at this moment,its my own text tokens and parsing and now u can understand how miserable my life is
<12> please suggest
<5> lol
<12> what i have in mind is,to send an xml from php to java, which processes it and sends another response xml as a result
<11> sure
<12> i just studied dtd vs schema debate , two frameworks of converting xml files into java objects (casper and some sun thingie)
<12> but how will php read xml
<5> Cancel will take this one... i will never use ajax unless there is no choice
<11> no I wont
<11> he just ask could ya
<11> ;)
<5> ahh missed that
<12> can php convert xml read to an ***ociative array
<6> @simplexml
<8> Listing of all simplexml functions:
<8> SimpleXMLElement->asXML, SimpleXMLElement->attributes, SimpleXMLElement->children, SimpleXMLElement->xpath, simplexml_import_dom, simplexml_load_file, simplexml_load_string
<8> http://www.php.net/simplexml
<14> chaos .. look at json
<1> what is with mySQL and SUBSTRING()?
<1> who starts with 1?
<4> The programmers who started mysql were originally VB programmers, and they used mysql programming to learn C. ;P
<12> :D
<15> i wonder if i can sqldump through cpanel
<15> hrm
<12> chuck:can you please clear this confusion
<12> simplexml just simply seems lovely as if it was something i really needed
<12> but what is ajax then
<6> @gdefine ajax
<8> Definition for: ajax
<8> 1. The holdem starting hand Ace-Jack (AJ). Also known as Blackjack and "The (Aussie) Jewel".
<8> Source: http://www.poker.com/poker-glossary-a.htm
<6> there you go
<12> so
<12> what has blackjack got to do with xml (innocent smiley)
<6> @udefine ajax
<8> Definition for Ajax:


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