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<0> suppose it wouldnt be the same twice
<1> no, $a's not the same
<2> poo != pooa
<2> hey rob, sup?
<2> fine, leave bitch.
<3> lol
<4> bah, asp.net is pissing me off.
<1> kick it in the junk. kick it in the junk,
<1> weird
<1> @spell sir-rated
<5> sir-rated may be spelled correctly
<1> wtf is that?
<4> anyone know what datatype mssql returns when it executes the SCOPE_IDENTITY() function?
<1> metallic: just a regular sql call from asp.net?
<6> i need a nap
<1> anyway, it looks like the function returns some type of int



<1> however, most of the sql stuff i have used just returns things in strings unless you specify a certain datatype
<1> this being in c#, but close enough
<4> spox: yeah, i'm getting a bad cast exception. it should be integer but it just looks like that i'm experiencing something weird since i'm using transactions.
<1> have you tried grabbing it as a string and then converting it?
<4> spox: not yet. should return numeric though.
<4> Unable to cast object of type System.Decimal to type System.String
<4> hrmm.
<1> hrm, system.decimal?
<1> are you trying to store it in a Decimal variable?
<4> no, not really.
<1> maybe Convert.ToInt32(decimalVal)
<1> oh, it's got conversion built in
<1> decval.ToInt32()
<1> if you are storing in an int that is
<4> Convert.ToInt32 worked. i find it strange that .net wont do an implicit conversion for me.
<7> hey guys how do u read a files contents starting from the bottom
<1> $file = file('file.txt'); for($i = count($file) - 1; $i >= 0; $i--) print $file[$i];
<7> basically i need to read the last line of file and look fora keyword
<1> $file = file('file.txt'); if(strpos($file[count($file)-1], 'keyword') !== false){ print 'winnar';} else { print 'losar'; }
<1> wow. windows live sure does work great in konq
<7> thanks spox
<8> anyone know any channel for J2ME?
<2> #java ?
<8> #Java unable to join channel (address is banned)
<8> lol
<1> ha
<2> lol
<6> <div cl***="fullcontent">
<6> <div cl***="contentpaneopen">
<6> <div id="article">
<6> <style type="text/css">
<6> er
<2> nice one
<1> "http://forum.web-hack.ru - we infect users pc's with your trojan for low prices (10000 infected pc's for 25$) "
<1> hahahaha
<1> "Best offer - bulletproof domain + hosting = 50 usd/week. You can use this hosting for any scam/fraud and nobody will close it!"
<9> lol
<7> spox you code appears to work perfectly thanks
<1> tick_nic: don't /msg without asking first
<1> and just look up the functions in the manual
<1> it explains them all very well
<7> i did
<7> is it only searching the last line
<7> i ***ume the offset is doing that
<1> yup
<7> ok thanks
<7> very much appreciated
<10> Fatal error: Maximum execution time of 30 seconds exceeded in c:\program files\apache group\apache\htdocs\index.php on line 4
<1> looks like you done ****ed up
<10> so... bad loop?
<10> hehe
<1> probably
<10> i dont even have a loop in the bitch :P
<10> ohhhh ****
<10> i know why
<10> forgot exit;
<10> hehe
<10> spox
<10> http://www.boiserocks.com/business.php
<10> if searching
<10> do a random search



<10> is that big processing?
<11> can you only use: mysql_***oc or other mysql_ command in a while loop to retrieve data from a database?
<10> err do you think it will be
<10> search boise
<1> can you please ask your question in logical english please
<10> lol
<10> sorry
<9> bbl: Zz.
<10> say there were a lot more entries in the table than 1
<1> okay
<10> 3 queries on that database for one page.. is that a lot ?
<1> well, not particularly.
<11> anyone?
<1> @mysql_result!
<5> (PHP 3, PHP 4, PHP 5)
<5> string mysql_result ( resource result, int row [, mixed field] )
<5> Get result data
<5> http://www.php.net/mysql-result
<1> smickus: there are other wasy
<1> ways*
<1> the manual describes them all
<1> http://www.php.net/mysql
<11> yeah, i was asking if the only way to retrieve the data was via "mysql_..." and there wasnt some other way. thanks.
<6> chuck: heh. i run about 30-50 per page
<10> un-irregardless: is it slow?
<6> no
<10> what about 3 queries that select * from table
<6> heh
<10> lol
<6> select * isn't an intensive query
<6> it's stupid, but not that intensive
<1> chuck: http://www.parseerror.com/~pizza/select*isevil.html
<6> http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/9849/2512day2ln.png
<6> in other news
<6> check out my load!
<1> so the caching is working well then?
<6> apparently! :)
<11> "if ((mysql_result($query,$row)) == $user)" makes "mysql_result(): supplied argument is not a valid MySQL result resource" - why? how can i fix it?
<6> what's $query?
<11> err - sorry, fixed it now. thanks.
<11> oh - new error! "Warning: mysql_result(): Unable to jump to row 14 on MySQL result index 7"
<1> oh, you're not returning enough rows!
<11> err - i messed that one up - any way it can jump to a column value instead of a row?
<6> uh
<6> select column from table;
<11> yeah i done that- but using mysql_result($queryresult, "row number here"); - can i use another of the "mysql_" functions?
<11> instead of mysql_result();
<1> what. the. ****.
<11> :(
<6> mysql_fetch_array
<1> seriously
<1> rtfm and don't be so dense
<1> run through a loop and use mysql_fetch*
<1> or
<1> just pull what you want with mysql_result
<1> mysql_result($res, $row, $fieldname)
<1> it's not that hard
<10> holy ****
<1> and the manual has lots of great help
<1> http://www.php.net/mysql
<10> i just scored a 718 on bubblebreaker on a smartphone
<10> unheard of!
<6> i've gotten emotionally attached to lunch :(
<12> you might be fat
<1> i want to get fat, just to see what it's like
<6> no, i just like being able to not spend $8/day on lunch
<12> almost never, the founder disabled !ban
<1> ha
<12> but his wife left him, so I have something to torture him with
<6> i think i'll continue my hunt for au bon pain today
<12> what is au bon pain? (I know it's bread)


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