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<0> Definition for Ajax:
<0> Asynchronous Javascript And XML.
<0> Example usages:
<0> google maps uses ajax to p*** data.
<0> Source: centreville nate
<0> http://www.urbandictionary.com/define?term=Ajax
<1> need more answers
<1> go google
<2> t/strict-warnings........ok
<2> t/strict.................Subroutine Test::Base::is redefined at /home/liveseminar/.cpan/build/Test-Base-0.50/blib/lib/Test/Base.pm line 273
<2> t/strict.................ok
<2> and waits.
<2> and waits.
<3> ew perl
<4> THANKS mod_spox



<4> really appreciate that
<4> dinner time
<4> bye bye
<1> uh, yeah
<1> @fortune familyguy
<0> Lois Griffin: Why are you here? The doctor said Peter was fine. Death: Yeah, well, I guess he would know. I mean, after all, he is a doctor, and I'm just - DEATH.
<5> hmm.. why would yahoo and googlebots hit my site around the same time whenever they index my pages...
<1> maybe they are secretly fornicating on your site
<5> the 'grotto' or whatever
<5> my site ;)
<6> damn, akregator rocks
<6> i've been looking for this program for a year
<7> does anyone know how to grab login info from a server login (like the one produced with an htaccess protected directory)?
<8> well thats usually in the main conf or .ht file itself
<8> the method of authentication is also in that file
<2> Guest13300: it's p***ed into php via $_SERVER
<9> Your ideas are ****
<10> how do you check if a query has been completed? (to test for error handling)
<2> if (mysql_error())
<2> er
<2> if ($blah = mysql_query(...))
<2> or $blah = mysql_query(); if ($blah)
<10> okay, thanks.
<11> thanks
<10> i tried "$result = mysql_query($sql); if ($result) echo "Thankyou for deleting your comment."; else echo "Do not delete other people's comments";" but it just said "thankyou for deleting your comment."
<10> but the query didnt delete the comment.
<12> yay
<12> i got like 500 lines for someone to look at
<12> welll, the problem area is highlited but i dunno why it wont work
<12> http://pastebin.com/591394
<9> Pay me ill find problems
<12> heh
<9> Anyone know of a decent irc client for the blackberry?
<10> why does everyone use @import nowadays for stylesheets? i've seen three people's code today with it instead of <link>
<12> **** if i know. it works.
<13> it's the new hotness
<12> pizza, i'll steal your candy back from that little girl if ya take a look mane. :P
<9> Mmmm hotness
<12> @mysql_escape
<0> Did not find any matches for mysql_escape
<0> Possible matches (best first):
<0> mysql_escape_string, ming_setscale, msql_regcase, mysql_close, mysql_connect, mysql_field_name, mysql_field_seek, mysql_field_type, mysql_real_escape_string, mysql_result, mysql_stat, mysqli_close, mysqli_escape_string, mysqli_fetch, mysqli_real_escape_string, mysqli_report, mysqli_sqlstate, mysqli_stat, sql_regcase, sqlite_escape_string
<9> Holy ****
<9> That took up my entire window
<12> heh
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<10> heh
<10> gutted
<9> I need to fix mudportal today
<14> what happened to it?
<9> Jed confirmed a security suspicion I had
<2> something to do with his eval(file_get_contents()) thing?
<9> He was able to break out of basedir
<2> oh, how?
<9> Statically compiled sh
<2> riiiight
<9> I'm on a phone so its hard to explain
<1> it was interesting to watch
<12> i dont think the problem is in that area though
<12> because i can change it to: onmouseover="img_description.innerhtml='poo';" :: and it still doesn't work. it stopped working after i did the random thumbnail ****.



<15> quelqu un organise t il un tournoi php?
<1> @translate it|en quelqu un organise t il un tournoi php?
<0> Translation: quelqu organise t a tournoi php?
<1> not so much
<1> @translate es|en quelqu un organise t il un tournoi php?
<0> Translation: quelqu organise t il tournoi php?
<1> meh
<1> @getquote
<0> no quotes found!
<0> (PHP 4, PHP 5)
<0> string getcwd ( void )
<0> Gets the current working directory
<0> http://www.php.net/getquote
<1> @quote
<0> Did not find any matches for quote
<0> Possible matches (best first):
<0> pdo_quote, preg_quote, quotemeta, date, dotnet, ftp_quit, microtime, mssql_execute, octdec, pg_query, putenv, qdom_tree, require, sort, sqrt, strtotime, time, uasort, uksort, usort
<1> @quotemeta
<1> @quotemeta!
<1> @preg_quote!
<1> hrm
<16> @****!
<0> Failed to find definition for ****!
<1> @quotemeta!
<0> (PHP 3, PHP 4, PHP 5)
<0> string quotemeta ( string str )
<0> Quote meta characters
<0> http://www.php.net/quotemeta
<1> @getquote
<0> no quotes found!
<1> @countquote
<0> 0 quotes
<1> better
<12> isn't there a function to replace the backslash in data pulled from the db?
<1> @stripslashes!
<0> (PHP 3, PHP 4, PHP 5)
<0> string stripslashes ( string str )
<0> Un-quote string quoted with addslashes()
<0> http://www.php.net/stripslashes
<12> thought so
<12> couldnt remember teh name
<12> ;/
<12> <img style="cursor: pointer" onmouseover="img_description.innerHTML='<b>Image Category:</b> Graphic Design<br /><b>Date Added:</b> unknown';" onMouseOut="img_description.innerHTML='Click on an image to view it.';" src="thumb.php?image=admin/portfolio/graphic_design/abstract.jpg&h=151&w=98" width="98" height="151" alt="" border="0">
<12> that's right, right?
<17> 1 hour
<12> for?
<2> hot ***
<12> oh, until you show me another way to do that right?
<17> first; ******** I can't believe you're working on that still
<12> heh. me neither.
<5> what does freebsd use for shells by default?
<17> second; Till I byp*** the head hunter and call the place trying to hire me
<2> bash, probably
<17> also
<2> maybe csh?
<2> but i doubt it
<17> cursor: pointer; doesn't work on all browsers
<1> mod_spox: rescan
<0> alright
<1> @help commands
<0> Available @ commands: 8ball, fortune, func, gdefine, google, grep, header, host, insult, math, mirc, php, porn, quote, ruby, seen, spell, translate, udefine, weather, zip
<1> whoops
<2> @roulette
<0> un-irregardless: chamber 1 of 6 => +click+
<17> I use cursor: pointer; cursor: hand;
<12> ok
<2> @roulette
<0> un-irregardless: chamber 2 of 6 => +click+
<2> @roulette
<0> un-irregardless: chamber 3 of 6 => +click+
<2> @roulette
<0> un-irregardless: chamber 4 of 6 => +click+
<2> @roulette
<0> un-irregardless: chamber 5 of 6 => +click+


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