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<0> ehello
<0> how cani find the number of days difference with two strings?? eg 2006-01-01 2006-01-10
<0> i tried strtotime() but couldnt get itto work
<1> what do you mean, couldn't get it to work?
<2> well, you could expode, mktime, then do a little math
<3> loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
<0> Robdgreat couldnt return the number of days
<1> no kidding.
<4> @php function getstamp($date) { $array = explode('-', $date); return mktime(0,0,0,$array[1], $array[2], $array[0]); } function days($past, $future){ $time = $future - $past; return $time / 86400; } echo days(getstamp("2006-01-01"), getstamp("2006-01-10"));
<5> Result: 9
<2> FF00: shut up.
<4> wakka
<2> FF00: one 'o' is enough
<4> noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo it's not
<3> spox good
<3> :)
<1> maybe his retarded lock button is stuck on
<4> hrm. Npgsql looks cool
<6> but I thought everyone was laughing out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out loud
<2> SO DOES YOUR MOM IN S&M GEAR
<6> npgsql?
<1> NC-17sql
<4> .net data provider for postgre
<6> aah
<6> mmmm pr0nql
<0> @php function getstamp($date) { $array = explode('-', $date); return mktime(0,0,0,$array[1], $array[2], $array[0]); } function days($past, $future){ $time = $future - $past; return $time / 86400; } echo days(getstamp("2006-01-01"), getstamp("2006-01-10"));
<4> no soup for you!
<4> use your cli
<6> select * from pr0n where tits="C" and natural="True" and age BETWEEN 18 and 25
<2> heh. that would be sweet
<2> a porn model search
<2> with constraints like that
<4> hahaha ****er
<7> lol
<2> just think of the advertising available
<4> a lot more people would learn sql
<2> think of the ajax possibilities.
<0> spox did you create tat code?
<4> yeah
<2> no, you created it and he read your mind
<0> in 10 seconds?
<4> it's not a difficult problem
<2> he was working on it for years
<4> nor is it a difficult solution
<6> spox: talk about evil sql injection. :(
<0> :-E
<4> :-F
<2> :-G
<4> @roulette
<0> @roulette
<5> hungarys: *click*
<6> @roulette
<0> @roulette
<6> lag
<4> yeah
<5> Zenethian: *click*
<4> i'm actually going to fix that this weekend
<4> hurray
<2> @roulette
<5> evulish: *click*
<4> it should only take about an hour
<6> @roulette
<5> Zenethian: *click*
<2> i think i may have made a mistake by not wearing a jacket today
<2> it's still 60 and rainy
<8> can someone tell me why my server wont give me parser errors and phpinfo() says php.ini is enabled and E_ALL is set for errors...
<8> it took me 20 mins to find out I had forgotten a "
<2> display_errors on?
<8> there is a setting called that?
<8> error_reporting = E_ALL & ~E_NOTICE
<2> yes
<8> that's how's set... and still nothing
<2> if you bother to even look in your php.ini or a manual, you'll see a pretty good section on error reporting
<8> I have and it used to work... it stoped working
<8> I was under the impression that error_reporting was the only controlling element for it... but I guess not
<2> there are many places to set error_reporting and how errors are displayed
<8> I thought if php.ini was enabled then that over ruled all others
<8> THE ONE TO RULE THEM ALL php.ini
<2> so what would be the use of the error_reporting() function?
<6> also make sure you aren't using the @ operator
<2> i believe you can set the error settings in php.ini, httpd.conf, .htaccess, your php file, or any any that it includes/is included in
<8> that's a new one! so I can set it in the file... if I am having problems I can set error_reporting(3); and it works
<8> going to try it!
<6> Ever notice that we're complete ***holes to 99% of the people who come in here, but if someone comes in with a possibly female nickname, we're gracious and kind and helpful?
<6> "omg a girl" syndrome.
<2> i wasn't paying attention
<6> bull****. :P
<6> you aren't ever helpful.
<6> haha
<8> that is, I have been here and many have helped others too
<8> so dont be like that!
<2> just because i ridicule the people that say loooooooooooooooooooool and **** like that
<6> I'm just teasing =)
<6> geez.
<6> touchy bastards.
<2> loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooool
<6> LOLOLololOLoLolLOLOlOLoloLoOlOOOlOlOlZ
<6> Heh
<9> haha
<2> heh. it's funny. i wrote most of this app in just a few minutes
<2> it's going to take a few days to get struts to work with it
<6> haha
<9> a preteen realdoll
<6> are you still fighting with that?
<2> i started a new project
<6> ansimation: you're gross. I bet they'd make one for you if you asked.
<8> evulish... must be hard, we dont have bad pot in Canada
<2> haha. think that would be illegal?
<9> poutine's idea, not mine.
<2> jenster: huh?
<8> your titpe... up top...
<9> @grep #php (realdoll)
<5> Error: Failed to find any results matching query.
<2> i'm confused
<6> "can I get one with no hair, 4' tall, and AA boobs?" "You're sick man. Go **** yourself."
<9> @quote realdoll
<5> [|#php|6/03/15]: <poutine> I wonder if they make preteen realdolls
<2> "does it bruise realistically?"
<6> yeah poutine would wonder that.
<6> evulish: bahaha
<2> that would be hilarious
<2> sell like preteen, battered wife, meth addicted hooker, goat realdolls
<2> fo realz dolls
<0> @roulette
<6> goat realdolls
<5> hungarys: *click*
<6> bahaha
<9> i'd buy one
<8> nevermind... the title says "<2>if you have a ziplock bag full of mediocre pot, what's it worth?"
<2> jenster: oh.
<9> haha
<0> stats
<2> my friend from home said his mom tossed out $300 worth of pot. that was 3 ziplock bags full.
<8> about time someone did
<2> here in nyc, that'd be like $1500
<8> DAM! really!
<8> here in canada that would be like 300 cnd... so 50us
<6> heh
<9> how much did each bad weigh?
<2> i dunno
<9> was it full?
<2> it was full
<9> bag*
<2> probably sammich bags
<6> trash bags
<9> i'm guessing it was an ounce
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