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<0> not with out seeing the code
<1> hey cv
<2> the code is on the site
<2> it's small
<0> what up, Technobabble
<1> nm
<0> oh, my bad :)
<2> http://dalphp.shoggoth.net/pastebin_view.php?715
<1> jed, this chan isn't for pussies
<1> you belong over there
<3> look at Technobabble getting all s***y
<1> lo
<4> i invented that s***y
<1> he did



<1> it was great, you missed it
<4> it's my "king of vegas" style poker playing
<4> "watch and you might learn a few things!"
<5> wtf
<0> SmartOne, http://us3.php.net/manual/en/ref.session.php#session.idp***ing
<5> you're trying to pawn jed on #asp? i dont ****ing think so
<1> lol
<4> haha
<4> no he was referencing the other night
<4> when i was giving that Eko character a hard time
<5> **** that, where are the tables?
<1> TB, you missed it, we were dieing
<5> dieing?
<1> this eko guy goes all in on his first hand
<1> yes, dieing
<1> i know it's supposed to be dying
<1> but i think the whole "dy" should be kept for color
<1> as in "dye"
<5> eko when tall in on his first hand where?
<1> in #poker
<1> so jed was like "poker isn't for pussies"
<1> jed points...
<1> "the slot machines are over there..."
<4> girls
<5> had to be there
<4> well you don't get busted on your first hand
<4> so just giving him a hard time i sez "yo Eko, poker isn't for girls"
<4> "/me points at the slot machines"
<4> i dunno, i think Tb was stoned
<5> prolly
<1> i thought it was freakin great
<0> ack!
<5> i want to see him p*** out from the noxious fumes of burning plastic trying to salvage the rest
<4> **** that, i'll be getting hella high
<0> hehe
<1> lol
<5> you'll wake up dangling from a 10th story balcony
<5> that'll be hella high enough to satisfy me
<5> and when you start to freak out.. i'll swing ya
<4> k gotta roll
<4> a to the fk
<5> u go, g
<0> word
<2> is it possible for someone to visit a webpage and have an "auto login" using session id's (not cookies) ?
<0> if the session is still valid, I suppose. but a session id is nothing but a cookie
<6> well, unless you put the SID in as a URL parameter
<0> true
<6> which then, authenticating on that would be ****ing dumb.
<6> since anyone could easily steal it
<6> heh
<0> hehe
<1> how does google do it
<1> when you log in from another machine
<1> it just kills the session from before?
<6> yup
<5> you would not want to persist session state on the server for very long. you'll eat up resources doing that



<6> Technobabble was saying mean **** about me to my fiancee in #california.
<6> hehe
<1> i was not!
<7> man.
<7> my coworkers ****
<6> do they swallow too?
<7> their comments when they submit a new revision "update"
<7> WELL NO ****ING ****
<1> zen, i was saying her inbox was too small for my file
<1> if ya know what i mean
<6> haha
<6> your file is too small for most mouse inboxes.
<1> i have proof!
<1> host fusion.sebistar.net [82.165.177.235]: 552 Message size exceeds fixed limit
<6> yeah
<1> how come you don't see christians runnin around beheading people over piss christ
<6> weird, I have it set to 10mb
<1> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Piss_Christ
<6> heh
<7> that was the gayest thing i have ever seen.
<8> cant help for that..
<3> wtf was that
<8> mingi mirc paki tmbasin
<5> this is #php... so there certainly has been gayer stuff. but that was indeed pretty damned gay
<8> scriptide*
<5> Twari maa di choot sey machli de badboo aayen
<7> so turn it off
<8> eks nis
<5> Chua chodh
<9> hi
<1> hey kogs
<9> how are you, Tb ?
<9> still ****?
<1> hell yes
<9> lol
<9> what are you working on?
<1> lookin for the way google does it's login
<1> wondering if it sends p***words in plain text
<9> does it do something special?
<1> so i'm about to break out ethereal
<9> does it not use SSL?
<1> looks like it
<10> Google uses SSL on all logins.
<10> nice try though.
<10> is Gmail open to the public now?
<1> To sign up, enter your mobile phone number below. We'll send you a text message with an invitation code to create your account.
<1> if you give them your cell phone number
<10> lol
<10> you can get a "Google Account" but i don't know if that "ALREADY" allows for Gmail accounts..
<9> can I group by a range of values with mysql?
<1> good question
<1> maybe with a subquery
<9> ie SELECT invoice_number FROM `invoices` WHERE 1 GROUP BY placed_time < noon AND place_time > noon
<9> er... select COUNT(invoice_number)
<9> that would count how many invoices were placed before noon and how many after noon
<10> yeah
<9> would it work just like that?
<10> err.. obviously with some minor specifications.. like, WHERE 1 .. what is 1/
<9> sure
<10> man.. i don't know where i got the idea i'd be able to write an XSLT for my XML in 15 minutes AND login to iRC..
<9> lol
<10> well wells.. i'll bbl's
<5> K|O|G|I: if a ternary operator or iff structure exists, you could deterministically set a value to be used in the grouping
<9> do who?
<5> mysql has the IF function, for example
<5> i dont know the exact syntax, but reasonably: select foo, bar, beforenoon = if (time < noon, 1, 0) from thetable group by beforenoon
<5> it may need to be if (time < noon, 1, 0) as beforenoon
<5> or hell, you may be able to just use the conditional as a boolean expression to group by. using CASE, i guess, would allow for logical grouping of more than 2 groups
<5> plenty of options there
<11> Hello anyone here who can help me with some php coding, i pay cash $ paypal.


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