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<0> !php $a='3'; echo sprintf("%02d",$a);
<1> 03
<2> !php $a = 3; echo sprintf("%02d", $a);
<0> **** right
<1> 03
<2> **** kicker
<0> :D
<0> sup comcor?
<2> eh, not much
<2> just ****ing around - you?
<0> same
<3> hi everyone, does anyone know a PHP Shopping Cart script specially made for handling mp3 download products?
<2> nope
<0> write one.
<3> :( .. I would but i need it fast.
<0> it's in the topic. this is a channel for developers. no third party scripts.



<0> hotscripts.com?
<3> ok.. sorry.. thank you..
<3> they don't have any.. :(
<3> thx anyway
<4> -NickServ- Your ghost has been successfully killed.
<4> --- poutine :Nickname is already in use.
<5> fun.
<6> bbl: KFC/Zz.
<7> if i have a big list of words
<7> what would the set of algorithms that operate on them as a dictionary be called?
<7> i might do it in a BST, i'm just looking for the cl*** of algorithms and "dictionary algorithms" on google isn't helping
<8> does anyone here have experience integrating a transaction system with paypal/verisign or skipjack?
<8> or another
<9> @google integrating a transaction system with paypal/verisign
<10> Search results for integrating a transaction system with paypal/verisign:
<10> http://forum.mamboserver.com/showthread.php?t=5513
<10> http://forum.mamboserver.com/showthread.php?mode=hybrid&t=5513
<10> http://www.hotscripts.com/PHP/Scripts_and_Programs/E-Commerce/PayPal/index.html
<10> http://www.vpasp.com/virtprog/info/faq_firstsite.htm
<10> http://slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=05/10/11/0231258&from=rss
<10> http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&ie=ISO-8859-1&q=integrating+a+transaction+system+with+paypal%2Fverisign&btnG=Google+Search
<5> crative: yes
<5> skipjack has a whole API documentation
<5> it's not hard to follow. at all.
<8> how much does skipjack take per transaction?
<5> no idea
<5> i don't pay for it, i've just worked with it
<8> hm ok, thanks. just making sure it's not too difficult before i spend the extra money for the integration.
<5> i'd avoid paypal
<8> they want 3% per purchase, that's far too much anyways. was planning on verisign
<5> i think skipjack's rates go down as the amount you transfer per month goes up, but i could be way off
<5> we transfer millions/mo with it.. but i dunno what they take
<8> url of your company?
<5> www.fxcm.com
<11> hello
<11> ?rules
<11> !rules
<12> Rules: Don't ****
<13> hi
<13> Rules: Read the Topic
<11> nah, i wanna actually ask if anyone knows about a good script that can click track my ppc campaigns
<11> kinda like what countries clicks are coming from etc..etc..
<11> and from what ppc engine
<12> Rules: Not third party ****
<11> heh
<5> honestly, stuff like that is easy as **** to write
<11> thought its just not to **** ;)
<5> just when you add things to adwords/overture do something like http://www.yoursite.com/?engine=adwords&keyword=pants
<5> that's what i do
<11> hi evulish__
<11> my html buddy
<11> :
<11> :p
<11> evulish yeah, but i want a more detailed report, like what countries etc.. with GEO traffic reports
<14> can't google analytics do that?
<11> yeah, but not all the other ppc search engines
<14> i honestly don't know of any other decent and free analytics things
<14> you might have to jump into paid stuff
<11> http://www.stuffedguys.com/products/tracker/
<14> never heard of it



<11> this is nice: http://www.phpjunkyard.com/php-click-counter.php
<15> is there a mysql query that can determin if the returned data is a file
<15> like the PHP is_file
<16> um
<16> how do you return a file from a mysql query?
<16> I'm pretty certain that it's only SQL data you can return from a query.
<16> heh
<16> do you mean filename?
<17> anyone know the absolute path to the recycle bin in windows?
<17> xp
<16> c:\Recycle Bin
<15> I store the location of a file in a column or the column can contain a URL. SO I would like to have a SQL that can determin the presence of a file
<15> opposed to a URL
<15> I tried `col` not like 'http'
<15> but that is not very accurate
<18> try `col` not like 'http://%'
<15> k
<16> yeah you should never have filenames that start like that
<16> and URLs that never not start like that.
<15> that is not really doing a good job
<18> why not?
<15> onse sec. I got to make another adjustment
<15> OK. It is working now. I had to change my SQL
<15> but not the code you gave me
<15> thanx. I had forgot about the wild card
<15> %
<15> i got a new banner site that I am working on that I needed the SQL for.
<15> http://68.73.52.91
<14> you should really have an editor or someone run over your site
<15> i will when it is ready to publish
<15> do you see any typo's
<14> lots
<15> ok. thanx
<15> Hey I thought that I never made any typo's in this channel. :P
<14> well, they're more along the lines of grammatical issues
<15> ok. lucky that my aunt is a book writter and girlfriend is a english major
<18> lucky, indeed.
<15> :)
<14> they're called "authors" generally
<15> My aunt was 11 when I was born so I call her My Hommy
<14> uh, ok
<15> my girl friend is 9 years younger than me so I call my self lucky
<15> she is 25
<15> just is case you thought that I am like Mike J
<14> i pluck the hair that's point in the wrong direction above my proximal phalanx
<15> that is interesting
<15> again, thanx for the help.
<15> later room
<19> holy crap
<19> The video of Hurt by Johnny Cash is sad
<12> it's a great song
<20> Hi !
<20> I have a php site, I want when ppl join my site, a song would automatically play, How to do that?
<21> i dont know
<21> window server 2003 can make a shell server for psy..?
<19> the song is powerful, but that video can crush anyone
<20> song is powerful ?
<20> ok, how to make it "auto" ?
<22> how do interpreters read from files with #!...is it stdinn or what?
<19> hurt
<19> johnny cash
<19> i only knew the original one by nin, but i just saw that video and was blown away
<19> mr cash took that song and made it his
<12> no he didn't
<12> although, he did use a decent amount of "pain" in the song
<12> which, is a must while singing it
<23> country ****ers
<12> i'm waiting for a bluegras version of Hurt
<12> happy as ****
<19> who directed that video?
<12> dude, why are you asking us?
<19> just curious... that video hitted me hard
<19> anyway, i found it


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