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<0> how do you show the speed of the processor and such on a linux box?
<1> cat /proc/cpuinfo
<2> boo?
<3> holy ****
<3> myspace is down AGAIN
<3> I don't think that site has EVER been 100%
<1> there's gotta be some major security holes in it
<1> i'm super surprised nothing has came up
<4> myspace works for me
<0> i hate myspace
<3> who wants to un-ban me from #html
<3> ?
<4> no one
<4> :P
<3> i don't even know why the hell they banned me
<0> it's 'cause you ****



<3> I mentioned that my boss asked me to clean and oil all the computers here
<3> and vlot banned me
<3> I thought it was funny
<3> I'm supposed to oil our computers here
<0> oil?
<5> makes them run faster
<5> DUH
<3> yeah, that's what I thought
<0> i love the sound or air tools
<0> seriously...
<4> heh
<6> i'm getting bitch slapped by my code..
<6> standby for pastebin
<6> http://pastebin.com/544173
<6> Keeps screaming couldn't do it..
<6> won't let me "mysql_fetch_array()" .. try to put it on it's own with or die(mysql_error());, but returns nothing.
<3> where is $bracket_id set?
<3> line 10
<6> uh
<7> also
<3> add a line, also...
<3> else
<3> {
<7> do an echo $query; after it is set to see what the query is
<6> bracket_id is a constant.. just for test purposes.
<3> echo "couldn't do it<br>";
<3> echo $query;
<3> }
<6> k
<3> that way you can see the query that isn't working
<7> then take that query
<7> and open it up in mysql or mysqlquerybrowser
<6> SELECT * FROM `ncaa`.`test_2005` WHERE `opening` = '0' AND `location` = 'Chicago' ORDER BY `location`,`set` ASC
<6> hmm
<6> yeah, query browser is returning nothing for that statement..
<6> that's weird. it was earlier
<6> oh, shnikies
<8> @headers http://www.ryan-gluesing.com
<9> response code: 200
<9> last-modified: Thu, 02 Feb 2006 01:12:01 GMT
<7> get rid of the where / and statements, drop it to a limit 20;
<7> check your data!
<9> vary: Host
<9> connection: close
<9> content-type: text/html; charset=UTF-8
<9> etag: "112807e-1e-7bd71a40"
<9> date: Tue, 07 Feb 2006 23:57:09 GMT
<9> server: Apache
<6> hehe.. forgot i changed the cities to numbers.. fun. ok, my burn
<9> content-length: 30
<9> accept-ranges: bytes
<9> Header listing complete.
<6> thanks guys.
<7> good call
<6> yeah, heh. meant to make another database for cities w/ id's.. i guess i mixed up the priorities =P
<8> lcc, nasm, ld
<8> this sounds like a recipe for disaster
<1> GOOD THING I HAVE AN APPETITE FOR DESTRUCTION
<10> Hi. Is it possible through an SQL query to do something like: "insert into table (name, email) values ('$name', '$email') if $email!=an email address already in the database. ? Or would that have to be done through a php script?
<10> Hi. Is it possible through an SQL query to do something like: "insert into table (name, email) values ('$name', '$email') if $email!=an email address already in the database. ? Or would that have to be done through a php script?
<6> seems like it would be best to check, with php yes, wether or not it's there before trying to edit. if(!there){insert}else{oops!}



<6> err, edit>insert*
<1> PackardOne: make email a unique field
<6> ooo.. even better.
<10> gvulish: Thanks. Is there a way to do this without making email a unique field? I know that the duplicate command only works with unique fields.
<1> PackardOne: huh?
<1> duplicate command?
<1> if you want the email addresses to be unique, make it unique. don't take extra stupid steps to make it unique some other way
<11> Good evening all. Using mysql, is it possible to remove the leading 0 of a bunch of numbers? I can select the numbers by doing "SELECT * FROM `clients` WHERE student_id like "0%"", but I haven't a clue how to update to remove the leading zeros.
<1> uhm
<1> what kind of column is it?
<12> use intval(), m8y
<1> and wtf is with all the mysql questions today?
<1> there hasn't been a single php question
<12> php is apparently mysql's bitch :-/
<11> Can I do it wihtout a php script? It's a varchar column
<11> (Sorry... I didn't know what forum to ask in. No one answers in the #mysql forum).
<1> you're storing numbers in a varchar?
<12> store it as an int
<12> then you don't need to worry about leading 0s
<11> Just the first few characters are numbers. A student id here can be like "023RCH11"
<1> you can use regex to do remove it
<1> i don't really know of another way
<11> ok, thanks for your help.
<8> so like
<8> ld --oformat binary doesn't work in mingw
<8> isn't that just a winner
<6> How would you apply a "wait" type method to a while loop?
<6> besides using a variable $i++ if($i > #)
<12> utimer
<6> utimer/
<6> ?*
<12> oh, wait
<12> that's tcl
<6> heh
<12> what are you trying to do?
<8> C:\JL\OS_Development\Test>ld --oformat binary asmtest.o test.o
<8> ld: PE operations on non PE file.
<8> i'm gonna kill.
<6> in a awhile loop, i want it to skip a piece of code the first time through
<6> so only execute the 2nd time around.
<6> i could just set, like i said, $a++ at the bottom, and if($a>1){ .. }, was just wondering if there was a "wait" like in java, tcl, etc.
<12> set the first piece to only run when $t=1 and on the second piece have it set $t=1 if $t=0
<12> is how i would...
<6> SCRUBS! DAMNIT! I MISSED THE OPENING
<12> :-/
<13> hi
<13> I have a problem with array_search.. if I have an array like user[0]["first"] - user[0]["second"] - user[0]["third"], how can I verify if the user forth exists or not ?
<13> i have tryed array_search("forth",$user), but it returns the first element of the array, such as first
<14> if (isset($user[0]["fourth"])) { // do something
<13> thank you
<6> hmm
<6> sorry, awesome commercial took my attention
<6> AirBand!
<6> "I'm not going to let you eat ribs while we do it."
<4> @sprintf
<9> (PHP 3, PHP 4, PHP 5)
<9> string sprintf ( string format [, mixed args [, mixed ...]] )
<9> Return a formatted string
<9> http://www.php.net/sprintf
<4> !php $a='3'; echo sprintf("%2d",$a);
<15> 3
<4> !php $a='3'; echo sprintf("%2f",$a);
<15> 3.000000
<4> !php $a='3'; echo sprintf("%2d0",$a);
<15> 30
<4> pft
<4> !php $a='3'; echo sprintf("%20d",$a);
<15> 3
<4> dammit
<4> how can i do 03
<4> ;/
<4> !php $a='3'; echo sprintf("%02d",$a);


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