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<0> it drops down
<1> thanks
<0> and you don't really have to click it
<0> it's kinda 'onhover' or what ever it's called
<2> so that's your definition of "simple"
<2> :P
<0> something that doesn't confuse the hell out of me
<1> how do you append two strings
<0> concatinate?
<1> yeah
<2> @php $a = "you're"; $b = " gay"; echo $a.$b
<1> .
<3> Result: you're gay
<1> mk
<2> Tb tried dynamicdrive.com?
<0> lets see
<1> will echo write to the page?
<1> or print()?
<1> how should i write text out to the page?
<2> echo
<1> http://www.pastehere.com/?ubumim
<1> what have i botched here
<1> nothing gets printed
<1> oh i see
<1> if the url is: http://site.com/?test
<1> the query is not parsed
<1> if the url is: http://site.com?test
<1> then it is
<1> nm
<1> thats wrong too
<1> it works :\
<3> i really like haircuts because i'm starved of physical interaction.
<1> heh
<1> oriental m***age is more rewarding
<4> guys, how does garbage collector work in PHP?
<4> if i create a cl*** with attributes which occuppy large ammounts of memory
<4> what can i expect them to happen after i use the cl*** functions who deal with it?, i call the cl*** constructor, do i need to have some sort of destructor to free the data?
<2> Technobabble: found what you want?
<3> I often *********e to the thought of ****ing my best friend.
<4> mod_spox: you should be banned from this channel
<4> mod_spox: this is a collaborative channel, not a place for your mental diarrhea
<3> sure
<4> mod_spox: so please help us making a better world
<2> nobody insult mod_spox.
<2> you just made a couple of enemies, for life.
<5> haha
<5> heh, as ... it .. is voiced in the channel
<4> whatever, I'll still be helping them if they need some PHP help
<4> that's why where here for
<5> mod_spox, confess something else, why don't ya
<3> ive been on and off with my best friend for almost 4 years. we almost had *** and im still wishing that he would just ask me out already
<2> opusensemble: not if you're a bot.
<5> mod_spox is female?
<3> who knows?
<5> haha
<5> cool
<2> its a she
<2> ..male
<5> haha
<4> i am a beautiful and hot russian female
<3> I love myself. I love how smart I am and I great I look. But dont worry, I'm not conceited.
<4> sorry, i'm a ethiop truck driver
<4> you just love yoursef because PHP is easy to programme
<4> it it was as tricky as python or complex as Java, you'd hate yourself
<4> so thanks Rasmus Lerdorf for his great invention!!!
<2> java is complex?
<2> you must be dumb.
<2> :)
<4> it's way of speaking
<2> its my way of speaking too.
<2> I just felt like playing with you since you kept talking to that bot.
<4> for fast development script utilities it is
<4> we all know the power of Java, but each lang in each corner
<4> ok, that's your own interpretation of life, i can do nothing about it
<4> ehat i can do is help you seeing the light
<4> :)
<2> no light no light, no mind no mind.
<3> He thinks it's serious, but I'm only in it for the ***.
<6> anyone can help me? I cannot get my PHP script to work with MySQL.
<3> i have a crush on a freshman...and i am a senior
<5> i can't sleep
<3> I spilled hot coffee on my pants and am embar***ed to tell my girlfriend since i burned my balls.
<7> morning folks
<8> g'morning ansimation
<8> what's up ?
<7> ****e mane. sup with you?
<3> I get ***ually aroused when liquids touch me ...you dont want to see me in a pool
<9> does anyone know what does this error mean or where should i look into to maybe fix it.. Error! Unknown column 'genreicon' in 'field list'
<9> happens when i try to add a subcategory, like a sub-menu
<7> it means that the genreicon field isnt in the database.
<7> !chanset +php
<10> Mode change for #php (+php)
<7> !sql select * from wigga.poo
<9> what should i do
<10> ERROR 1146 (42S02) at line 1: Table 'wigga.poo' doesn't exist
<7> !sql select ansi from wigga.quotes
<10> ERROR 1054 (42S22) at line 1: Unknown column 'ansi' in 'field list'
<7> !sql select quote from wigga.quotes order by rand() limit 1
<10> quote
<10> <@MrSnuggles> I wish my gr*** was emo, so it would cut it's self
<7> is the row doesnt exist in the table, it'll give you that error.
<7> !chanset -php
<10> Mode change for #php (-php)
<9> <jome_> Kos_Kash: You should fix your INSERT query
<9> <jome_> The fields has to correspond with what you have in your table
<9> now how can i fix the insert query thing
<9> any idea?
<3> I want him. Badly.
<11> hey i made a login system but i dont think its setting the session vars right
<11> wait nvm got it
<7> http://ni9e.com/typo/typo_biggie.html
<3> I hate her I ****ing hate her, i'd be so glad if she just got hit by a ****ing car and died
<11> :O
<12> 2s
<3> I secretly read an acquaintance's livejournal. She doesn't know that I know she even has one so sometimes she writes things about me in it. This is wrong.
<13> please help me on the following .htaccess url_rewrite http://pastebin.com/647893
<3> I love to eat food, food is nice to eat. I also love to eat furniture, as it is also nice to eat. I would eat anything put infront of me, ..ANYTHING. eh eheh
<14> loool, i will eat a pizza now
<15> how did he know...
<15> someone write me a php script that searches the dir its in for .jpg's and uses headers to randomly spew one of the images
<15> because I'm too lazy to
<16> $d = opendir($path); while(($file = readdir($d)) !== false){ if(strpos($file, '.jpg') !== false) $files[] = $file;} header('Content-type: image/jpeg'); readfile($path.array_rand($files, 1));
<16> hows that?
<16> i didn't test it though
<16> i guess you could put a closedir in there too
<15> test it
<15> this bitch pissed me off
<16> **** that
<16> you test it
<17> lol
<15> then I realized I'm hosting the background image on her myspace on my server
<15> I've already replaced it
<15> but I was thinking
<15> I could simlink it to a php script
<15> and then use all the porn/rotten.com files/consumptionjunction pics I want
<3> mom, im gay
<2> arf
<17> i was gonna ask how trollboy was, but i think he's pissed.... heh
<15> no
<15> I'm fine
<16> i don't think that dead hooker agrees with you
<2> sup tb spox
<16> wishin i was still sleeping
<2> im about to go to bed
<2> heh.
<2> gah i hate those ****
<18> hi all - I am trying to find the function but havent been fully successful. I'm trying to send an html page from another website and show some results from a search. I am using include(). but it returns the main page, and not the resutls. its like sending request to google to search something, but instead of getting the results screen, I get main page of google. any idea where I can read up on something to help me?
<18> ack... sorry, let me correct my statement
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