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<0> I have a penis.
<1> I, also, have a penis.
<2> I, too, have a penis
<3> jon: you do not
<4> anyone with a penis have inDesign?
<3> mod_spox: do you call that a penis?
<0> who knows?
<1> how would you know?
<5> mod_spox is spox's lack of a penis
<1> there seems to be an awful lot of penis talk 'round these here parts recently
<5> <3 jon
<5> it'll be ok
<6> hey, is there a search function i can use within fgetcsv() ??
<6> or is there a search function i can use to check each element in an array?
<7> hi
<0> I've always wanted to join a white supremacy group. I want to be able to burn a cross in someone's yard and dress in white hoods. I wonder if I can get in even though I'm Asian
<8> what is the best method for point a url to another directory with php.. $SERVER_NAME."/folder" OR $_SERVER['DOCUMENT_ROOT'] OR what ?
<8> *to point
<6> whichever one works..
<8> yeah sometimes they do and sometimes they dont
<9> personally, and depending on the scope of the project, I declare the www and root_www paths in a constant
<10> bbl: food.
<11> i need a cook
<12> woo hooo
<12> finally got my tv tuner card working with linux
<0> i sometimes worry i am attracted to my father and brother.
<13> lol
<13> mod_spox, you're a sick little girl
<14> ...whoa
<0> i'm a boy. don't make me stick it in your butt to prove it
<15> hah
<15> I bet the mastermind behind that is spox
<15> :P
<11> i need a god damn cook
<11> i'm tired of making food
<15> hire one
<15> same here
<14> dude i love food
<11> so do i
<15> who doesnt
<15> jeebus
<11> i just get sick of cooking it
<15> cooking is fun, thinking about what to cook and cleaning up is teh **** :(
<11> yeah
<15> that is why, i usually ask the woman at home, what they wanna eat.. then they'll wash the dishes after :P
<0> I irritate myself. My laugh irritated me, so I stopped laughing. It's not as if I enjoyed whatever I was laughing at; it was merely a mirthless, perfunctory laugh.
<9> that's a depressed bot
<11> yeah, he has some issues
<9> hehe
<15> and he's a perv too
<15> :(
<16> he keeps putting his finger near my buttcrack
<16> and it freaks me out
<15> you liked it, last i heard.
<9> you know you like it
<9> heh
<16> your mom
<9> slick
<15> my friend kept saying "your mom" in cl***..
<15> everytime after the tutor said a word, he said "your mom".. its so hilarious.
<15> don't know why, but its just funny.
<9> riiiight
<9> mmm kay
<9> funny
<9> :)
<11> @stats
<0> Statistics summary (#php):
<0> Logged bytes: 63.25kb. Logged words: 11400. Busiest hour: 14. Chattiest person: spox (5.13kb). Most used tracked term:
<11> hrm
<15> stfu already spox :o
<15> :P
<11> i wonder why that ****ing isn't restarting
<17> hey, can someone have a look at http://pastebin.com/647369 its putting all the values into the $data[1] when i need each row from the csv to have its own key
<9> you're doing it wrong
<9> sec
<5> i'm doing it wrong?
<5> i feel like a failure
<5> i was deffered for giving blood today!
<12> i thought it was '!=' not '!=='
<12> or are both forms acceptable ?
<15> you dont have blood?
<12> jeeze, this movie on cinemax is juts awful
<12> what's the point of showing a movie at midnight, calling it diary of a *** addict
<12> and then showing no nudity
<17> oh, btw, line 7 was just a little test, which i know didnt work
<9> try this
<9> http://pastebin.com/647386
<18> != tests for inequality. !== tests for inequality in value and in type
<12> oh, ok
<18> example
<18> 0 == false
<18> but 0 !== false
<18> === / !== take type into consideration
<17> create_vibe: still showing array[0] for all the lines
<9> huh
<5> oh, i couldn't give blood because my stomach bleeds. it took them two hours during school to determine that. very sad indeed.
<9> is it a valid csv ?
<17> well its an export from excel, but yeah i might just check a smaller file to make sure its not that
<9> i can up an example i KNOW works
<9> same way though
<17> ok
<9> http://pastebin.com/647391
<0> I shoved a banana up my punani, it felt so good I put it up the "other" hole and it felt even better! I hope my boyfriend doesn't find out about it. It was better than him.
<18> spox, you've succeeded in making the bot genuinely dysfunctional
<17> create_vibe: still getting all the values in the same key with your code too, so must be my csv file.
<9> must be
<9> are you using , as the delimiter in the file?
<17> yes
<17> i think they are spaces and crap in there too so that could be the prob
<9> column 1,column 2,"column "three"","column, four",column five
<9> is how it should be
<17> yup
<9> http://pastebin.com/647400
<9> simpl example
<17> oh yup, thanks
<19> so yes, lets make babies
<19> erm, wrong window
<11> it's funny how we are starting to get retarded ***ed ring tones commercials like over in europe
<20> hi
<15> roflmao
<21> hi
<21> ive been violated
<10> bbl: home.
<22> :)
<11> hahaha
<11> vaginitis
<0> I hate myself.
<21> me2
<0> I try to do everything that pisses my mom off.
<0> i'm 15 and i've got drunk cheated stolen and lied and damn i've smoke SO much **** to get me high...hell yeah...
<21> lol
<21> ur leet
<13> anyone know of a simple html dropdown menu?
<23> how do you get the url
<23> of the page you're on
<13> what page?
<23> the page the php is running on
<23> or, really all i need is the querystring
<15> $_SERVER['PHP_SELF']
<23> is there a way to just get what's after ?
<23> http://site.com?foo
<15> Tb, <select><option onclick="document.location.href='http://www.php.net'">foo</option></select>;
<15> that works for me :P if you want "simple"
<13> i wanted something like the "fireworks" style menu
<15> Jivemonkey: $_SERVER['QUERY_STRING']
<15> what firewrorks
<13> where when you run your mouse over it
<13> it drops down
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