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<0> yymmdd
<1> that allows you to validate the user input
<2> what the heck are you guys talking about
<3> and what would be the use of date() then?
<1> groogs: go back to your igloo, eh>?
<0> well, that part is for when it's run automaticly for today
<2> too cold, came back inside to waste time while dogsled warms up
<1> oh, that's right
<0> basicly, this stupid thing runs automaticly for today's date unless you change the date
<1> the iditarod thing
<1> good luck with that
<3> Technobabble: is this some sort of calendar script?
<0> kinda, it's a monthly report
<3> date("ym01", strtotime($usr))
<3> ?
<1> btw, I would like to take this time to express my disgust with gnu date



<3> gnu date?
<0> basicly, they enter in the yymmdd and the system just takes the dd and makes it 01
<1> yes, the date command that comes on GNU systems
<1> if poutine were here, he might understand what I mean
<3> ok. i'll just nod, smile, and pretend like it doesn't affect me. like a good ms whore should
<1> carry on then
<3> Technobabble: and the substr($usr, 0, 4)."01" doesn't work?
<0> okay you ****ers
<1> I will admit that I am currently in Windows
<0> i did an is_string($end)
<0> and it's all "yup, it's a string"
<3> echo "($end)";
<1> what the christ are you going on about?
<3> poutine needs to fix MudPortal and make it insecure again. so we can bloody well use it
<0> End: 060306
<1> what bug did who find?
<3> in his restricted safe mode environment, you could still create files and chmod them to execute
<1> laffo
<3> so we create sh and circumvented the whole dealy
<1> I love you guys. :-)
<3> then he removed file creation permission, but it still lets you chmod the basedir anyway.
<3> hrm.. i wonder if quakenet's #php channel bot is set up the same way
<4> g'nite all.
<1> 'nite ansi
<3> sleep well with pleasent dreams of me in a thong
<4> now i think im going to have nightmares.
<3> i'm running out of honey, you think maple syrup will do?
<1> oh the humanity
<0> TB, as long as i can rub it around in the hair until it forms thick mats
<3> lick me clean like a kitten big boy!
<5> you know, honey would be the perfect sweetner except it doesn't dissolve worth a **** in cold beverages
<3> unlike certain bodily fluids i know of
<0> neither does much else
<5> well regular sugar will dissolve OK
<6> you could microwave the tea then put it in the freezer maybe?
<0> okay
<6> ooh, I forgot I was a man of refinement
<6> Verily, the honey doth coagulate!
<0> okay seriously though
<0> this date thing isn't 'cause it's oct
<0> 247701 <- what 060306 with no quotes converts to
<3> yeah, that was duely noted when we determined that $end = 060306 was not literally in your code
<5> I just happened to peep in after converting phpbb to use pgsql
<3> your "problem" simply should not exist
<5> now if only turdpress used pgsql i'd be happy
<0> okay
<0> is there something that can truncate this thing down to 4 chars other than substr?
<3> ...
<5> is it a number?
<5> if it's always a number, you can hex it to make it shorter
<0> holy crap
<0> i found it
<5> or even convert it to base-26
<1> did those *** goblins 86 string slicing?
<3> Zenethian: it's a yymmdd user defined timestamp that he wants to truncate the dd portion off
<0> it was in the html
<0> stupid users
<3> <@Technobabble> stupid users
<5> Oh I see
<3> i'm gonna quote you again in a second



<3> in the developer testing phase, you ARE the user
<1> nm, I keep thinking that PHP is sane
<0> sweet lawrd that drove me crazy
<3> hurry up and give! i'm getting blue balls here
<1> heh
<0> can anyone speak gook?
<0> malay to be precise
<0> [203136] <juvy> users became they are if there's somebody let them too
<3> usually, yes. but in this case, no
<3> something about permitting users account creation ?
<0> lol
<7> "The Java native code compiler "gnu GCJ" is very rapidly maturing and in near future everybody will be programming in Java instead of C++."
<8> agreed, like I said earlier, I'd lose a lot of productivity if I had to live without typedefs, templates, operator overloading, multiple and virtual inheritance, etc..
<7> considering the page where that was written was in 2002, I'd consider this the near future, and java still doesn't have a very stong hold, except maybe when it comes to JSP
<8> that was before C# had really become a household name, too
<8> I could live with a switch to C# if it was more widely and efficiently supported
<8> but not java, never java
<7> C# is decent.
<7> It'd be nice to not have to use interop to interact with just about everything already written.
<7> but I guess it's ok.
<0> i hate boobies that are super far appart
<0> like eagle eyes
<7> hmm, k. good to know.
<8> most of my work involves writing new cl***es that don't use a lot of existing routines, so my main focus is the language syntax
<9> more like froggy eyes
<0> yeah
<0> those ****
<10> I'd like to pee on your lips
<10> you best smile because if you frown it will drip down from both sides of your mouth
<8> that sounds ok, but I prefer spring water
<11> lol
<12> if i'm using sessions, no data is sent to the client, right?
<12> just an id that references a file?
<13> yeah
<12> k
<10> hi bitches
<10> HI
<10> I SAID HI
<14> hi all
<14> can somebody help me connecting php with mysql 1.4
<14> ?
<8> I used to know a schlomo perlman of the brooklyn perlmans, his father owned a deli, good dill pickles
<14> i am not tht one
<14> :)
<14> ?
<13> mysql 1.4? :P
<0> that's my version
<15> does anyone here have a windows NT box up running apache with decently high traffic?
<16> XP actually
<16> but yea
<16> ?
<15> chuck do u mind sending me your config file?
<15> i cant seem to figure out how to allow alot of traffic
<15> even my ThreadsPerChild 3000 is pinging out
<16> change maxusers or maxconnections or whatever to more than 150
<15> is that the "ThreadsPerChild" ?
<16> (which i think is the default)
<16> no one sec
<15> thats what im looking for but not sure that is
<15> k
<15> hell im only using 8% processor and 25% memory on agv
<15> average
<16> **** what version are you running?
<15> '.21
<15> 1 sec
<15> 2.0.55
<16> 'whatcha doin?'
<16> 'chillaxin'
<16> hehe
<16> ahh
<15> actually 3000 is working good but its only been like 15 mins


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