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<0> stop with the insanity!
<0> chuck; look up types
<1> http://www.cad-comic.com/comic.php?d=20040202
<0> www.gay.com
<1> you people are utterly insane
<1> i should have known better than to attempt to dazzle the common folk with such gems
<0> YOU are.
<2> if you printed these out
<3> ****, that's worse than dilbert
<2> and stuck them in an olive press
<2> liquid stupidity would drip right out
<0> nice
<1> the lifeblood of irc
<3> http://www.asofterworld.com/
<2> lol
<3> is where it's at
<2> TB, find me the one where they explain the movie signs
<2> in 6 easy steps
<1> the movie signs?
<2> Signs
<2> that stupid attrocity
<4> O I C
<2> "tears make the best lube"
<2> that's disturbing
<2> but.. pretty funny
<0> that's awesome
<1> Technobabble: on cad-comics?
<2> i thought it was
<2> i get CAD and penny arcade mixed up
<2> they're pretty much the same thing
<1> it was prolly penny arcade
<1> http://www.cad-comic.com/comic.php?d=20021118
<1> my booze never seems quite that coherent
<4> ack
<2> ha ha
<4> i thought isi_nan was text/numeral
<1> http://www.cad-comic.com/comic.php?d=20021126
<4> is ther ea function to decide whether a string is all numeric or not?
<2> "The trick to pet names is the combination of affectionate nouns. Huneybun, Sugarpie... Kittentits"
<1> is_numeric?
<4> just might be
<4> how about a whole number?
<4> er
<4> a natural whole number
<5> I sent an email to my boss telling him it wasn't a good idea to hire me for php project when I explicitly told them I don't know php.
<1> http://www.cad-comic.com/comic.php?d=20021212 ahhh, the good ol' days
<0> Two-Bits; now THAT's funny.
<1> http://www.cad-comic.com/comic.php?d=20030106
<0> hah
<0> that's more like it
<1> http://www.cad-comic.com/comic.php?d=20030107
<6> not yet
<1> http://www.cad-comic.com/comic.php?d=20030109
<0> even the mac one, killer.
<2> lol
<1> http://www.cad-comic.com/comic.php?d=20030115
<2> as long as there's violence in it
<0> hahahaha
<1> http://www.cad-comic.com/comic.php?d=20030122
<2> that one where he grabbed her boobie is great
<1> the p1 vs p2 comics are pretty good too
<1> eh, http://www.cad-comic.com/comic.php?d=20021127
<0> hehe[
<2> lol
<5> I really need help with this: http://dalphp.shoggoth.net/pastebin_view.php?750 What's wrong?
<1> http://www.cad-comic.com/comic.php?d=20030227
<1> http://www.cad-comic.com/comic.php?d=20030228
<1> http://www.cad-comic.com/comic.php?d=20030402
<7> Bloody heck!
<7> Firefox leaks memory like a sieve!
<1> http://www.cad-comic.com/comic.php?d=20030411
<2> can you explain the carrot/flaming head one to me, please?
<1> http://www.cad-comic.com/comic.php?d=20030530
<1> Technobabble: not in my current state. i'm out of peyote
<8> hey, it's that rat bastard Stoned4Life
<9> yeah.. i got some weird problems
<1> http://www.cad-comic.com/comic.php?d=20030707
<10> man i want to get this stupid project done
<7> :-)
<9> lol TB
<7> Hey guys...
<5> Thanks for everything. I wish you a great journey.
<7> Any last minute suggestions on things to replace with php before I lock off design for this month and proceed to content?
<7> http://www.confessor.org/
<1> http://www.cad-comic.com/comic.php?d=20031010
<2> god it would **** to get stabbed by your own light sabre
<1> http://www.cad-comic.com/comic.php?d=20031020
<2> you can do that **** in Hitman as well
<2> shoot ****ers with something that blows them away
<2> the only problem with that, is that whole pesky first law of motion
<1> GRAAH! why can't i find the p1 vs p2 strips!?
<1> http://www.cad-comic.com/comic.php?d=20031226
<7> Guys, I'm wondering if you'd tell me:
<7> Relative to php as a server-side scripting language...
<7> Where does Python excel?
<1> http://www.cad-comic.com/comic.php?d=20040223
<9> what?
<9> Relative to php?
<9> lmao TB
<9> and people wonder why there are so many hidden files
<9> As if the warning message when you first open the Windows folder isn't enough
<1> you realize there once was a time when windows didn't have that lovely warning?
<1> http://www.cad-comic.com/comic.php?d=20040324
<7> I'm wondering which programming scenarios would make Python the better langauge.
<10> http://wiki.w4py.org/python-vs-php.html
<1> FINALLY!
<1> http://www.cad-comic.com/comic.php?d=20040519
<1> http://www.cad-comic.com/comic.php?d=20040522
<4> http://www.phpriot.com/2850
<1> http://www.cad-comic.com/comic.php?d=20040702
<1> http://www.cad-comic.com/comic.php?d=20040703
<1> oh, and you can't not love: http://www.cad-comic.com/comic.php?d=20040719
<9> 20021109 lol.. they've answered my prayers
<9> oops
<9> http://www.cad-comic.com/comic.php?d=20021109
<1> ahh yes
<9> i'm glad they took that off the air
<1> http://www.cad-comic.com/comic.php?d=20040809
<1> sadly the phrase "ocular penetration" conjurs a very different image in my mind
<1> no words: http://www.cad-comic.com/comic.php?d=20040814
<7> !
<7> Two-Bits...
<7> Same here.
<7> It's just not the same after you've seen Full Metal Jacket.
<1> http://www.cad-comic.com/comic.php?d=20040920
<1> and if that wasn't good enough: http://www.cad-comic.com/comic.php?d=20040922
<1> and now the coup de gras: http://www.cad-comic.com/comic.php?d=20040924
<2> how do you get any pleasure from that?
<2> the fork me baby, fork me was funny
<2> but that's it
<1> the numbing of my brain is soothing to me
<2> 86400 secs in a day, right?
<1> !php echo 24 * 60 * 60;
<11> /usr/local/bin/php-irc: not found
<1> ****tart
<1> yes
<12> ...
<7> !php phpinfo()
<9> http://www.cad-comic.com/comic.php?d=20021127
<9> the binary says get lost ****tard or something
<2> i thought it was 60*60*24
<2> doens't matter, does it
<9> i figured it out out of boredom, and by time i got to ****tard, i forgot the first half
<9> so.. refigure out the first letter and it's either **** off, or get lost, ****tard
<1> "get lost ****tard" it is
<7> :-/
<7> You can't have two mySQL databases open at once, can you?
<2> don't think so
<13> why not?
<2> but you might be able to select from it via the database.table.row type syntax
<13> http://digg.com/software/Make_Windows_3.11_Look_Like_XP < I hate the intarweb
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