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<0> and i think i am not allowed to insert into the database ... so any clue ?
<1> What..... ?
<1> i dont know VBScript, and this also not #asp
<1> so, your solutions is typing: /hop #asp
<2> waw
<2> may i asking some question here ?
<0> lol
<0> ok thats fine..
<0> babaye
<3> ada yg tau web hosting gratis with php+posgresql support ga????
<3> sorry
<3> anyone who knows free web hosting with php+posgresql support??
<4> top o the mornin ya laddies
<5> good morning ansi!
<4> what's goin on pizza mane?



<5> i'm going back to school, maybe. if i get in.
<4> true
<4> @strstr
<6> (PHP 3, PHP 4, PHP 5)
<6> string strstr ( string haystack, string needle )
<6> Find first occurrence of a string
<6> http://www.php.net/strstr
<4> what the hell is the function to get part of a string? i thought it was strstr or substr but it's not. ;/
<4> it is substr dammit
<4> oppft
<5> @substr
<6> (PHP 3, PHP 4, PHP 5)
<6> string substr ( string string, int start [, int length] )
<6> Return part of a string
<6> http://www.php.net/substr
<4> yea, i got it
<4> heh. thanks though.
<7> !php echo "Mud Error";
<8> /usr/local/bin/php-irc: not found
<7> its error then
<9> lol
<9> poor MudPortal
<10> does anyone know of a caching package for php that doesn't require a module or something?
<10> like an include in each php file instead
<11> hi
<11> i'm with a little problem, and trying to find someone o can help me
<10> just ask
<11> i have a litle php script that uploads a pic, then it resizes it to a normal size and a thumbnail size
<11> the problem is that the normal pic gets the attrib 600 then when someone tries to see it it gets the 403 forbidden
<11> while the thumbnail gets the right permission...
<11> where could be the problem?
<7> sounds like manual created picture (not upload through your file.php)
<11> the 2 pics (normal and thumbnail) are uploaded through the php file
<11> e get the normal and puts it in imagens/noticias, and the thumbnail in imagens/noticias/thumb
<11> " the 2 pics (normal and thumbnail) are uploaded through the php file" this doesnt came out right...
<11> the pic is uploaded
<11> then is copyed to the right place, and resized to the thumbnail
<7> 403 is because apache/iis (or nobody) cannot read the requested file
<7> and if its created by your file.php, then apache/iis should be able to read that file
<7> unless... there is something else i dont know
<11> right thats the problem...
<7> chmod() the file through php
<7> see what happening
<11> doesn't do nothing...
<11> chmod($imagem,0755);
<7> not even yelling error ?
<11> nop
<7> $imagem ? whats that ?
<11> the file name of the image
<11> the one i use to send to the function to resize the pic
<7> hm...
<7> is that possible can have +w but not +r ?
<7> argh... no idea, check access_log
<11> hmm where could i check that?
<11> hmm ups.. the chmod was on the wrong place...
<7> ErrorLog logs/error.log (from httpd.conf)
<7> dont ask why
<7> dont ask where*
<7> i also didnt familiar with *nix environment
<11> k but this isn't runing in my machine, but on a yahoo webserver...
<7> its solved now?



<7> after you fix the chmod() things
<11> still got nothing with the chmod()
<7> how bout chmod through your control panel (or FTP)
<11> that works... but i need to get the php doing it right...
<7> ok, good, before chmod($imagem,0755);
<7> can you check $imagem is exists or not
<7> http://php.net/file_exists
<11> yes it exists,
<7> through php
<11> oh... lol, need to check that
<7> and also chmod() returning bool value, can you put if(condition) also in there
<7> and, time to leaving
<7> good luck
<11> ok
<11> thx
<12> @php echo 'poo';
<6> insufficient "php" auth (have 10, need 15)
<12> pfft
<10> http://www.kansascity.com/mld/kansascity/14038035.htm
<10> owned!
<13> haha
<14> @php print "What do you need to do to be able to use this bot?";
<6> insufficient "php" auth (have 10, need 15)
<15> @php print 'buy spox some beer!'
<6> insufficient "php" auth (have 10, need 15)
<13> @php whats my user level
<6> insufficient "php" auth (have 10, need 15)
<13> @auser 15 chuck
<16> @php auth
<6> insufficient "php" auth (have 10, need 15)
<16> !info
<16> @user confessor
<16> @users
<6> Did not find any matches for users
<6> Possible matches (best first):
<6> ircg_lusers, ***ert, cyrus_query, easter_days, hwapi_user, hwapi_userlist, sem_release, strcspn, stripos, stristr, strpos, strspn, strstr, uasort, uksort, unserialize, unset, user_error, usleep, usort
<17> @php echo 'do i have auth?';
<6> insufficient "php" auth (have 10, need 15)
<17> ****er
<9> mmm salmon
<13> lol
<5> @luser
<6> Did not find any matches for luser
<6> Possible matches (best first):
<6> ircg_lusers, ***ert, call_user_func, closedir, dbplus_errcode, dbplus_errno, dbplus_rchperm, dbplus_rquery, fbsql_username, fclose, fflush, flush, hwapi_user, pclose, uasort, uksort, unset, user_error, usleep, usort
<5> @salmon
<6> Did not find any matches for salmon
<6> Possible matches (best first):
<6> fam_open, fscanf, hash_algos, is_long, localeconv, mcal_open, mcal_popen, ocisavelob, ora_logon, ora_plogon, sesam_connect, shmop_open, snmpwalkoid, srand, sscanf, strlen, strval, swfaction, syslog, yaz_element
<18> when im selecting "text" rows from a database - nothing is being displayed. varchar rows display fine... any ideas?
<9> way to stick around for some help
<19> spox: if it's something trivial like that, the answer is simple: you are dumb
<13> lol
<20> lol
<9> ha. ha. ha. ha. ha. ha. ha.
<20> in regex, \d matches any diget
<20> how do i make sure it's 10 digits long?
<21> \d{10}
<10> or as i prefer
<10> \d\d\d\d\d\d\d\d\d\d
<10> :P
<20> lol
<13> whats the style for making an <H1> not put such a large gap between the heading and the text following?
<20> is there one?
<9> margin: 0; padding: 0;
<21> probably adjusting margins
<20> when i wanna do that, i just make the font large and bold
<21> Technobabble: you make bad html
<13> but large bold font is different than an <H1>!
<21> i love css
<13> groogs: be nice
<21> it makes html so much simlper
<13> :)


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