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<0> otherwise we're all gonna get it
<1> and other nastiness
<2> i honestly doubt it'll explode
<1> same with your apendix
<1> don't let it 'splode
<2> although it would be cool if it did
<2> leaking lymph all over inside my neck
<0> bam!
<1> no it wouldn't
<2> that would be rad
<2> i'd get a big white bubble
<1> i don't think it'd leak lymph, would it?
<2> lymph nodes carry lymph
<2> i just made the connection, i dunno
<3> if it were me, I'd probably see a doctor, just in case there was something unusual happening
<2> i didn't graduate from john hopkin's
<4> yeah
<1> well, it's not filling up with lymph
<4> when did it start?
<1> it's filling up with dead T cells, probably
<2> well i just got over a cold kinda thing
<2> and it started as soon as it was done
<1> so it'd spurt out puss, i think
<0> well I'm sure your AIDS doesn't help it much
<4> so... a couple days?
<4> just toda?
<2> probably not
<2> few days, kogster
<1> if you can see your ****ing lymphnode
<2> they were worse yesterday, the left side doesn't hurt anymore
<1> get it checked
<2> you can just see a bump
<2> it's not like my skin's translucent
<0> hehe
<1> oh okay
<2> that would concern me
<1> i thought you were like turning into some clear alien thing
<0> that would be neat.
<0> lol
<2> and i wouldn't be sitting here chatting with you folks about it
<0> you'd be calling the tabloids!
<2> man, we watched alien lastnight, too
<2> it got me wondering
<0> ruh roh
<1> you wonder if those ugly ****ers have lymphnodes too?
<2> hah
<0> they say 1 in 1,000,000 get infected with alien spawn when watching that movie.
<2> ****
<1> they'd have to be pretty acid tollerant
<2> okay, laughing got me warmer
<2> much better
<0> you know one thing I dont understand much about that movie
<0> is that acid doesn't really eat through metal like that
<2> oh, and a deadly headache centered right where jewish rabbis plop that little black thing
<2> i forgot about that
<1> Muratic does with Aluminum
<2> Tb seems to know his biology and chemistry
<0> yeah, but most steel isn't really subject to acidic corrosion
<2> i'd normally just say 'dead white blood cells', but he went all the way to 'T cells'
<2> if i made that connection right
<1> what if it's an all aluminum ship?
<1> they use aluminum for the shields on the space shuttle
<2> HolyHandGrenade: well i suppose that's feasible, considering they have shields for reentry
<2> and at the very beginning when they 'lose one' things start flying all to hell
<2> i think ridley scott was more concerned with how his aliens would eat people than how the ship was built
<1> Ridley is a rad name
<2> i know huh
<1> but i'm thinking of the one from Metroid
<2> i hate how java programmers change up indent styles
<2> like, oh, hey, we're going back a a column now!
<5> que?
<6> hi guys
<3> I always use the text editor jed for any C-like language, I wish everyone who publishes source did too
<2> oh, weird, it's my editor
<6> may i know what is technical test in programming sense?
<2> Sorcerer: they pay me royalties for the name
<2> EagleLearner: is there a php question lurking in there?
<6> yea, the technical test is for php
<7> Sorcerer: and then i blackmail him for that information by threatening to disclose his dirty secret.
<4> you want to benchmark your skills?
<7> s/information/money/
<2> EagleLearner: that's not really a question about php programming
<2> it's more like "what should i study for at my university even though none of you go to it"
<2> just be a man and be confident
<6> i just want to know whether technical test is about coding or teory
<2> well let's go through the words
<2> what does "technical" mean
<6> it is nothing about be a man or women
<2> therein lies your answer.
<6> i guess it is about coding but i am not 100% sure
<3> when I took programming, most of the tests were either a series of multiple choice questions about technical facts, or simply asking you to write a program that performs a certain task
<6> Sorcerer : Thanks.
<3> like "which is not a standard ANSI C type: A) int64 B) long long int C) neither A nor B"
<2> oo oo i know
<6> Sorcerer : Thanks again.
<3> np
<5> oracle keeps crashing
<8> did you type startkeylogger to it
<5> yeah, that must be it :P
<5> our solaris oracle server is running norton firewall :P
<9> your undefeatble with norton
<2> !php print true | false;
<10> 1
<2> !php print (bool)true | false;
<10> 1
<5> !php print j ^ e & | d
<10> Parse error: syntax error, unexpected '|' in /usr/home/poutine/safe/raw.php(6) : eval()'d code on line 1
<9> !php print binary(00110000)
<5> er
<5> !php print j ^ e & d
<10> Notice: Use of undefined constant j - ***umed 'j' in /usr/home/poutine/safe/raw.php(6) : eval()'d code on line 1
<10> Notice: Use of undefined constant e - ***umed 'e' in /usr/home/poutine/safe/raw.php(6) : eval()'d code on line 1
<9> !php print binary(00110000)
<9> You need to have a semi colon evul
<5> no you don't
<5> !php echo "pants"
<10> pants
<5> !php if (1) { echo "pants" } echo "lol"
<10> Parse error: syntax error, unexpected '}', expecting ',' or ';' in /usr/home/poutine/safe/raw.php(6) : eval()'d code on line 1
<2> you do on that
<5> yeah
<5> i couldn't remember if they needed it before the end of a bracket
<9> heh
<2> that's where perl is nice
<11> !php ((0 == null) ? "true" : "false");
<5> but you can totally exclude ; ?> from the end of your file
<11> doh
<5> you know what's kinda funny
<5> !php if (0 == "pants" ) { echo "YARP"; }
<10> YARP
<3> !php system("id");
<9> !phpinfo()
<11> hello you ****ing bot.
<11> bleh
<11> i give up
<11> who owns MudPortal
<5> poutine
<12> no one, he can't be owned. he's like the sea
<9> He's like the wind.
<13> ooooh
<5> in java, is there any point to using if (string.equals(anotherstring)) instead of if (string == anotherstring) ?
<13> FF on linux is a lot less naughty
<5> in java, that is
<12> un-irregardless: i use the second way
<5> er, i said that
<6> un-irregardless : i stop java for a long time, if i remember correctly the second one is incorrect
<6> you must use the first one to get the correct answer if i am not mistaken.
<12> oh, i read js :P
<14> would CHMOD permissions should be set for a database connection file? (one that has p***word/database name etc)
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