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<0> only this
<1> youre value is going to be angelinfo
<0> yes
<1> no, you arent understanding properly
<1> your value is always going to be 'angelinfo' with that statement
<0> i must not use ' '
<0> correct?
<1> you have to put a variable in there
<0> hello Jstr :)
<1> unless you want every row to have a value of 'angelinfo'
<0> no
<0> i need a variable
<2> uhh.. yeah, he just said that
<3> Hello



<1> w3rd s4l
<0> i wanted to say that i agree
<2> w3rd ^
<1> bbiaf
<4> ima stoned
<2> it's kinda foolish to claim that when da man wit da nick is in da channal
<4> i know
<4> im always stoned init
<4> its my dream
<4> Stoned4Life WHAT i dnt get ya
<4> :D
<4> SHH
<4> Stoned4Life you ever made some cool php that tells you if your toen
<4> stoned
<4> got any php doctors ?
<5> shut up.
<4> or what ?
<2> DJCanna, no.. i don't think i've even thought about programming much less my computer itself while stoned/wasted/both.
<4> lol
<1> i program high/drunk all the time
<1> thats the only way i get stuff done
<4> cool
<1> mostly drunk
<4> how much do you charge ?
<2> heh.. maybe buzzed, i'll sit back with a beer or something, but never high. too many better things to do while high then program
<4> there should nbe a php that mesures your stoness
<1> charge for what
<4> making me a script
<4> that will tell me how stoned i am
<1> im not here for your entertainment
<4> im serious
<4> but how much?
<1> im serious too
<4> i wanna know cos its a channel thing
<4> oh baby... .
<1> crap, i have to go get ready for work
<4> ohhh :(
<2> DJCanna, you have paypal?
<4> yup
<2> how much you got?
<4> enuff why ?
<5> i'd guess $3. he skips lunch and keeps the lunch money his mom gives him!
<4> gVulish yea dead right there
<2> heh, $3 will get me a #1 @ Mci D's
<4> :/
<4> your net accesss
<1> $3 will get ~20 lines of code from me
<4> 50p/ ph
<4> hahaa
<2> $15 will get you a sweet how stoned you are script...
<4> coool
<4> make one then
<4> and ill send u $15
<2> I need $8 downpayment.
<4> but i gotta pay you thrursdayk



<2> heh.. yeah, Check's in the mail.
<4> make it
<2> I'll make it after I get $8
<4> and ill send you it
<2> and send it to you for the other $7
<4> yea ok
<4> how me the work first
<4> on web sitw
<2> I will. but i'm not wasting my time until i get the $8
<4> right
<6> is there a way to SELECT * FROM `table` WHERE IsNumeric(field) ??
<6> when field is a varchar?
<4> make a giid ine bro
<4> man my spellins ****ed up
<2> dude, you're not stoned. my stoner-meeter says u've been sober for 3 weeks.
<4> reslly?
<2> @IsNumeric()
<4> what
<7> (PHP 4, PHP 5)
<7> bool is_numeric ( mixed var )
<7> Finds whether a variable is a number or a numeric string
<7> http://www.php.net/IsNumeric()
<4> what
<4> lies
<4> your script ****s
<6> mod_spox: that's PHP, not MySQL
<6> er...
<2> yeah.. and i can go from typing great and long sentences to mispelling good and spelling
<6> mod_spox = Stoned4Life
<1> exactly
<2> lol
<1> you should have restraints on your columns anyways
<6> there is a reason that I don't
<2> i just put it there for my personal knowledge
<6> but the fact is that a column can hold text or numbers
<6> is there a way to only select rows that have numerical data in a varchar field?
<1> a column should hold something specific
<4> Stoned4Life how can i trust you
<1> otherwise, why bother using a rdbms
<4> i will not pay
<5> K|O|G|I: you could easily use regex
<4> to i get the hole thin
<4> kbye
<6> gVulish: how do I use regex with mysql?
<5> WHERE blah REGEXP "/dsljd/" or something
<5> i don't remember exactly
<1> i know postgres is where blah ~ 'duh'
<1> but there are a lot of other operators
<6> SELECT field REGEXP 'blah' FROM `table` WHERe...
<5> uhm
<6> that only allows regex in the select clause, though
<6> i would need to use it in the where clause
<5> move that into the where clause then
<6> how, then, would I define which field value it performs the regex on?
<5> ?
<5> you specify the column..
<6> SELECT field1, field 2 FROM `table` WHERE REGEXP 'blah'...
<5> ?
<6> how do I tell it to use the regex on field1 rather than field2?
<5> welcome to mysql
<5> WHERE blah REGEXP '/dfljdf/'
<6> ah
<6> ha!
<6> that worked
<6> awesome
<6> thanks, gVulish


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