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<0> will cost me an additional $20 -25 i guess.. to my 15 odd hours a day consumption now
<1> I have 2 PCs on 24/7
<2> just hook up some solar panels, they're really very cheap
<2> :P
<0> solar panels enough to run this machine!?
<2> solar is all the rage these days
<2> hmmm, if only we had panels that ran off cloud-power...
<3> so is banging your mom
<2> install them in Seattle...
<3> snow/rain power.
<2> evulish_: there you go
<0> actually. i got enough sun here
<3> cold power
<0> i mean scorching sunlight
<0> i gotta buy some solar panels and find some way to harvest that



<2> or sneeze-power
<3> hobo-powered
<4> matrixxx
<4> @udefine ~random
<5> No definition found for: ~random
<2> haha, put them in giant hamster wheels
<4> spox =O
<6> yeah, i haven't gotten around to looking at that
<2> nobody would actually be against Matrix-style human power, as long as the batteries weren't them
<6> i have a feeling they may have changed their random url or something
<1> or banned your ip
<2> or deleted the internet
<6> nah, the regular lookups still work fine
<4> my only reason to idle in this channel is broken -/
<0> eeks.. i i p***ed my 'free time'
<0> gotta get ready.. gotta go ..
<2> http://www.scienceblog.com/cms/thousands_of_barges_could_save_europe_from_deep_freeze_9961.html
<1> you got some cocks to blow?
<0> hrmm.. a blow and a wave
<7> arning: fopen(): SAFE MODE Restriction in effect. The script whose uid is 715 is not allowed to access /home/virtual/site202/fst/var/www/html/clients/test01 owned by uid 48 in
<7> =/
<8> hahah
<8> turn safe mode off
<1> can someone help me test something real quick, type /join 0
<2> bahaha
<7> ok im really confused here
<7> i turned safemode off
<7> made a directory called clients
<7> chmod 775'd it
<7> i can create directories in it
<7> but they're under the user apache
<7> and i can't delete the directories\files under it
<9> -r to recursive
<3> ok. what's confusing about that?
<7> ah
<9> and a -f to force so you don't have to confirm all the files
<7> hm
<7> Technobible: yeah
<7> but what if im creating the directories with php?
<7> i can't call chmod -r then
<7> :|
<10> !ereg("([0-9]{10})", $phone) <-- what would I replace 10 with if i want all the string?
<10> i know i can just do ".strlen($phone)." but isn't there a string i can just add to the ereg expression to tell it all
<7> i turned safemode off and now its creating directories under the wrong user =/
<7> http://bugs.php.net/bug.php?id=16042
<7> wtf
<11> is there a way that i could change the mime_type of an existing file?
<1> I have enough marijuana in my pubes to keep tommy chong blazed for a week
<11> is there a way that i could change the mime_type of an existing file?
<1> magic_file_change_mime_type()
<11> there's no function like that...
<1> oops, they spelled change without the 'e' at the end
<12> c0lgate: are you aware of what you're asking?
<12> "can i change how the application identifies a file after the file is written?"
<12> as if mime type is ***ociated with a file?
<11> yeah
<9> i didn't understand it one bit
<9> but i ****
<9> who wants to play poker?



<1> yes you do
<12> i might play poker
<11> because i had a .csv file that have a mime_type of audio/mpeg
<12> if there's no hot bitches on the internet that'll have cyber*** with me and heather
<12> c0lgate: mime_type is not ***ociated with a file
<12> it's simply how the application views it
<12> it has nothing whatsoever to do with the file on disk
<11> so the problem is on my browser?
<13> so uh
<12> yes, and has nothing to do with php
<13> someone play poker
<12> at all
<12> Tbabble: i said i might
<13> well you have to now
<13> no one else is awake
<12> just me and you?
<12> where?
<13> #poker
<13> of course
<13> TB might wake pu and play
<11> ok thank
<11> ok thanks
<12> how do you play there?
<13> p join p***word
<13> remember the p***word
<12> who do i message it to?
<12> oh, channel?
<13> p fold, p raise, p whatever
<13> yup
<13> or msg the bot
<1> you ever get that feeling when you're so thirsty that you don't even think urine will quench your thirst?
<14> urine will never do that
<14> regardless of your thirst level
<14> too salty
<13> urine never really quenches my thirst
<13> well, i've never had the urge to drink it
<1> at one point in my life I would have said that too
<14> what? too salty?
<1> http://www.meadjohnson.com/metabolics/maplesyrupurinedesease.html
<1> maple syrup urine disease
<1> I no longer feel sorry for "runny urine disease"
<1> I wonder if it tastes like maple syrup too
<14> use craiglist t find out
<1> if I go to bed now, I have 2 minutes to MB
<14> mb?
<1> if you don't know, then I shouldn't be telling you
<14> language bridges
<14> i'm not accustomed to your slang
<1> one could infer its meaning from context
<14> also, i'm not an english speaker
<14> O_o
<1> an informal abbreviation? WTF!
<1> not only did I miss my 2 minutes of MB
<1> I now lose tommorow's
<1> diuretic please
<1> now 2 days!
<1> you bastard
<1> I'll track you down and make you a eunuch
<1> like john wilkes booth
<1> I'd have a lot of bodyparts missing if I were to cut off what I used for sinning
<2> speaking of body parts, I saw "Bodies" this weekend, it's an exhibit of preserve and dissected humans... interesting and slightly neauseating.
<2> preserved*
<15> the right urine quenches my thirst :-)
<1> R. Kelly tastes like pepsi
<15> lol
<15> maple urine sounded humorous until the brain damage paragraph
<1> if someone shoved a half gallon of ice cream in their ***, and **** ice cream, would you eat it straight from the pooper for $500
<15> if the *** were hot emough i might eat it for free
<1> what if they had diarrhea the day before?
<14> ice cream diarrhea or plain vanilla diarrhea?
<1> seeping pustules that squirt a bitter juice into your mouth after a slight rub
<14> hmm... can i choose the ***?


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