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<0> why not just get the SQL to sort via seed?
<0> not really getting what you want exactly, but that's how i'd do something like that
<1> yeah, i was going to for these 2, just wanted to experiment with merely comparing the values, as there are other variables for sorting later on.
<2> wow, modules organized by directory?
<2> poutine, you were right
<2> this is organized
<3> laffo
<3> ..sigh..
<3> I get home from work and don't want to do anything productive
<3> I should have stayed at work
<1> can you ORDER BY `this` DESC AND `that` ASC ?? this taking the primary, and within this, fields with that order themselves as well?
<1> not primary, as in primary id, etc. but as the being the first specifier for organizing
<4> why not?
<4> you can order by as many things as you want
<4> as long as you don't order by the same field twice
<5> heh, sweet.



<5> thanks. i gotta take a shower. bbl
<4> I love old programming books
<4> they make such good monitor props
<3> lol
<2> "PC Programmer's Bible"
<2> norton
<2> i occasionally crack it out, believe it or not
<2> handy dandy reference of BIOS interrupts for the time
<4> right now I have "Teach Yourself SQL in 21 days by Sams Publishing", "PHP 4(.0) Bible", and "Web Programming Unleashed (1996 edition)" under mine.
<4> All of which are useless books now.
<4> unless I need to go back and learn how to do a Java Applet.
<4> heh
<3> I just bought a couple of new books
<3> Amazon is fantastic for saving money
<3> on them
<6> Speaking of old computer books, I was reading DESIGN OF COMPUTER DATA FILES from 1982, it discusses the best way to format your data for use in your dishwasher-sized IBM or NEC magtape machine. pretty sweet.
<6> comcor: yes, used books on amazon++
<2> driving to roseburg and abusing the library++
<2> "hi, i'm marty jones"
<3> hi, marty jones
<6> if only our local library had anything worth stealing
<6> all their computer and even science books are completely worthless
<4> I've determined that I hate working from home
<3> lemme guess, they are all 1950s era readers
<4> because I become a ****ing lazy slob
<4> and get distracted too easily
<3> Zenethian: I do too, for the same reason
<4> I mean
<4> I'm unshaven
<6> Zenethian: common problem
<4> I haven't had a haircut in like
<4> well
<4> since I stopped shaving my head
<4> a few months ago
<4> uhm
<4> I'm behind on what I need to get done
<7> i need a haircut.
<7> or something to do with my hair
<6> without structure your life goes to ****
<7> right now, it's towel dry, straighten with hands.
<3> I hate doing anything with my hair
<4> well
<3> I always get the same haircut, no part to avoid having to even touch it when I dry it
<4> I wanna grow mine out
<4> but its fugly right now
<4> and needs SOMETHING done with it
<4> Comcor has some army haircut
<4> hehe
<6> i grew mine out... then got tired of it and cut it all off a few weeks ago
<7> i had shoulder-length hair a year or so ago
<6> i was really going to try the long hair thing... but it's just a pain in the *** and i look like a slob
<4> hahaha
<4> my hair is <3 when long
<7> nutsack?
<3> I could never wear long hair - I'd look really ****ing stupid
<3> or relatively more ****ing stupid
<7> i have pretty dense hair
<7> no amount of gel can make it do anything
<6> burn it off



<6> it only takes a few seconds
<3> evulish_: caesar cut, short will do the trick
<7> that's pretty much what i get
<3> speaking of which, its about time to go back to the barbershop
<3> safety dance time
<6> you know, that dance isn't as safe as they said it was
<3> you're just not doing it right
<3> TEHCOBIBLE
<8> hi
<3> do you thump tubs?
<6> only if he was in Chumbawumba
<7> i thumped his mom
<6> too pretentious... but a great nick
<9> http://store1.yimg.com/I/***ualpositions_1880_6176366
<3> lol
<1> I need to buy a barbie and ken doll and have them do every position in the kama-sutra.
<10> can some one take a look at some wonky output I am getting? ... http://pastebin.com/542660
<10> also tried $lasChar = $myString1[$i]{strlen($myString1[$i])-1};
<10> heh
<10> jerk
<1> heh. Zenethian, ORDER BY this AND ORDER BY that doesn't seem to work.
<11> ORDER BY this, that, and, the, other, column
<10> man all my #C# cohorts are in here
<1> ah
<3> the idiocy of that name is amusing
<10> which name
<3> #C#
<3> this certainly isn't "sharp PHP"
<10> yeah, good peeps tho
<11> I still can't see # pronounced as sharp
<11> I still keep saying C pound
<10> heh, think sheet music
<3> indeed
<11> I know but I see a phone keypad more than sheet music
<10> yeah
<10> dammit, whered all these things come from
<3> I refuse to call it C-Sharp simply because MS thought they were being clever by overloading the # symbol's name in geekdom
<3> "C sharp - SEE SHARP oh LOLOLOLolOl1l110101l101l1!!1ononeone"
<12> whoa
<12> funky pasta
<7> THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID
<7> i wonder if CBGB's is gonna close
<6> i call it "C tic-tac-toe sign"... it'll catch on
<7> i call it chash
<7> like chat + trash
<3> heh
<1> ooo.. i found my comfy pair of socks in my bed =)
<1> coommfffyy
<13> heya
<6> ***id: !!!
<13> w***up pm!
<13> ltns!
<6> i've been saving all my exclamation points for you!!!!!!!
<13> haha
<13> thats good to know
<6> other than that, i'm working at solving an unsolvable problem. i'm not sure when i will be done.
<13> you working on cold fusion?
<6> who said cold fusion was unsolvable?
<13> i dont have free electricity do i?
<13> now if i could do tht. i'd leave my pc on 24/7
<13> its only on 19/7 now
<14> I leave my pc on 24/7.. I had a $10 power bill?
<15> PCs take up little energy
<15> monitors do
<14> shutting them off messes up the pirating queues too!
<6> ***id: how much is your electric bill if you leave you pc on 24/7 all month?
<13> hrmm
<13> will cost me an additional $20 -25 i guess.. to my 15 odd hours a day consumption now


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