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<0> i think glob may get things in subdirs as well
<0> and yeah, it's a bit slower since it does wildcard matching adn stuff
<1> hello, i need some help with a mysql join..
<2> then ask in #mysql
<2> duh
<1> ive asked, nobody answers!
<1> its almost empty
<3> you shoujld wait a while
<1> i will, thanks
<0> @headers http://www.fxcm.com/urmom
<4> response code: 302
<4> cache-control: private
<4> connection: close
<4> x-cache: MISS from guardian1.fxcorporate.com, MISS from Prolexic.com
<4> content-location: http://www.fxcm.com/errorPages/404.jsp
<4> content-type: text/html; charset=iso-8859-1



<4> date: Mon, 06 Feb 2006 22:52:06 GMT
<4> x-cache-lookup: MISS from guardian1.fxcorporate.com:3128
<4> server: Orion/2.0.5
<4> set-cookie: JSESSIONID=LLCAEKAKHKEC; Path=/
<4> content-length: 180
<4> location: http://www.fxcm.com/fxcm-home.jsp
<4> Header listing complete.
<0> heh that's not good
<3> ****ing **** bank hold times ****
<5> http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a32/hvessen/JPEGs/tattoo_BartSimpson.jpg
<5> now that is a cool ****ing tattoo
<6> hah
<3> no it's not
<3> i'd rather see it as a goatse tatt
<7> is that tatoo over over his bellybutton?
<3> yeah
<7> ugly as hell
<7> it's gonna look even worse when this guy gains another 15lbs
<3> ew
<8> lol
<8> anyone try this "facial recognition" thing at myheritage.com that matches your face with celebrities who look like you?
<8> it's pretty need how it found my head though
<8> but I don't like my results
<3> i've seen it
<3> my friend who looks a bit like angelina jolee got matched with her
<3> so it worked for her
<8> http://www.fussballdaten.de/bilder/artikel/benayounyossiracingsantander.jpg <-first result for me
<8> at 61%
<8> elvis presley at 60%
<8> and brad pitt at 48%
<8> I look uglier than all of those
<8> elvis presley after death?
<3> lol
<3> it says you look like this guy?
<8> yup
<3> you must be fugly
<8> well, when I was 18
<8> I sure as hell haven't gotten prettier
<6> i vote show us
<6> hear hear
<8> show you what?
<6> the photo used for this comparison
<6> i think we're all curious if you look like sin
<7> alright. my question of the day.. what would be the best way to compare 2 values of 2 rows in a database? mostly to check if one value is greater/less than the other?
<8> ask trollboy, I openly admit I'm not a pretty man
<6> me neither
<8> I don't have deformities
<7> at least no physical ones poutine...
<7> anyway, i'm trying to tackle the situation by fetching the rows in a while loop, and storing the first value in a variable, then comparing it with the other row. but I need more then one field saved... err.. hmm.. wait.
<6> Note that some functions may sleep implicitly: common ones are the user space access functions (*_user) and memory allocation functions without GFP_ATOMIC. You will eventually lock up your box if you break these rules. Really.
<6> man, the kernel sounds scurrry
<7> heh.. i like the Really. at the end. pretty straight forward.
<9> you gotta love the idiocy of these protesters
<8> not too long ago some idiots were protesting global warming
<9> they are protesting the depiction of muhammad with a bomb for a turban, but then protest by acting just as violent as the caricature!
<8> I understand the "right to ***embly" but we should also have "the right to beat stupid people until they need a chin strap"
<3> lol
<9> one would argue that the one oppresses the other
<9> s/would/could/
<6> Figure out whose pond you've been pissing in. Look at the top of the source files, inside the MAINTAINERS file, and last of all in the CREDITS file.
<6> this guy's quite cynical



<8> jedzilla, are you ****ing with the linux kernel?
<6> completely stripping it and playing with it, yes
<8> linux will die
<6> is the bsd kernel easily retaskable?
<8> retaskable in what sense?
<6> does it lend itself to not building, say, a bsd system
<6> can i strip it down and play with it?
<8> yes
<8> it's neatly organized
<8> and highly modular
<6> good
<6> even better
<6> which one do you recommend?
<6> is there a "vanilla" bsd kernel? or is the freebsd one pretty standard?
<8> FreeBSD's kernel is the only one I've really looked at
<8> there is only FreeBSD's kernel, there are some kernel patches, but those are mostly for bugfixes and such after a release, it's nothing like linux
<8> linux has too much diversity
<6> indeed
<6> is there a central repository for information on it?
<8> no standards holding it together
<6> like kernel.org?
<8> on the FreeBSD kernel?
<6> yeah
<8> you cvsup to get the most recent version
<6> oh so you need a freebsd host to **** with it
<8> and the kernel changes with releases, and those are announced in many places
<8> you could probably grab it out of cvs, but I wouldn't be able to tell you how exactly
<6> nod
<7> Is there a better way to do this? I feel like I'm taking up an awful amount of code for a simple function.. although I could just make a function out of that, it just feels like there's a better way.
<7> http://pastebin.com/542548
<3> what's the d for in drwxr-xr-x
<7> lol...
<7> never thought of the d
<10> directory
<7> psh
<7> lay off the obvious.
<3> what's it mean
<10> it allows you to cd into it
<3> so is it a directory then?
<10> most likely
<7> chendo, o wise and powerful (maybe), any efficiency commments on that pastebin, or does that look pretty straight-forward?
<6> wow, freebsd is making me work
<6> had to write some python just to get the kernel source
<2> lmao
<2> thats lame
<10> Stoned4Life: um
<6> well it's stored as ssys.aa, ssys.ab, etc
<11> 751
<6> and it's all one big tar
<10> so you're trying to get two teams and then seed them or something?
<11> rwxr read write execute read
<6> so in one fell swoop i'm wgetting, combining, and tarring
<7> err.. it's just checking the seed value of each team, and the team with the lower # is the better team in this case, the ateam.
<7> of 2 teams, team1 and team2
<7> oh wow
<7> i'm an idiot
<10> i don't see how your code works though
<10> you don't unset team1 or 2
<11> chendo: its array?
<7> they're declared for the first time, and then ignored.
<10> what array?
<11> the $eam1 and 2
<11> team*
<10> yeah
<10> but line 5 will only get executed once
<7> right.
<10> Stoned4Life: why not do it in the SQL?
<11> o ya.. haha
<10> what's the current SQL now?
<7> $query = "SELECT * FROM `ncaa`.`$bracket_id` WHERE `opening` = '1'";
<10> so what do you want your output to be like?
<7> it was going to write into XML... this is actually not a good way at all. i realized that, + it's useless if i'm trying to compare more than 2 teams.
<10> well
<10> why not just get the SQL to sort via seed?


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