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<0> is there a way to tell what the upload speed of a foreign host is?
<1> devide the time it took to upload
<1> by the size of the file?
<0> that's ***uming that the site isn't lagged in the first place
<1> i guess
<1> you might be able to cheat
<1> and, on the upload page
<1> put a 100KB of data on it
<1> do a start microtime before
<1> and a get at the end
<1> then load that into a hidden box
<1> then send that with the file
<1> the smaller the file, the less accurate, but it's simple
<2> goddamnit
<2> when I was a freelancer and was desperate, I couldn't find work
<2> now i HAVE work for a freelancer and I can't find ****



<1> i'm a freelancer
<3> you're a freebaser
<1> but would you really entrust your work to someone who ****s as much as me
<4> god, i'm getting really tired of being someone's linux tech support guy
<4> here's how i fix stuff: play around with **** until it works
<4> i'm not good at knowing exactly how to fix something because once i fix it, i stop breaking it
<3> un-irregardless: i'm like that with almost all win32 applications. someone asks "how do i do this?"... well, i dont know offhand, but i'm sure it'd take me 30 seconds to find it/figure it out, but 30 minutes to walk you through the same
<4> heh yeah
<4> this guy has been bugging me at home, at work, constantly
<4> i turned my cellphone off because of him
<5> when running a php thru phpcli, why does it seem like it cannot keep an $link = mysql_connect.. thru the whole file? since i cant use the $link var in the mysql_query's
<6> ...
<6> that makes no sense dude
<5> i dont realy know
<7> bbl: Zz.
<5> its so wierd.
<5> the connection is successfully initialzed, but later on in the file i cannot use it.
<6> did you delete it?
<6> did it disconnect?
<6> how long are you trying to hold it for?
<6> put yer code on teh pastebin
<5> no the code is for 500 lines, its a code that scanns tru some textfiles
<5> Warning: mysql_query(): supplied argument is not a valid MySQL-Link resource in <= in every query
<4> are you sure it's just not connecting?
<5> http://rafb.net/paste/results/nZiUzv41.html
<5> well i use that code to verify that its connecting
<8> Hi guys, is there a way of displaying the number of current connections to an SQL database in php. I keep getting a too many connections error but my limit is already 1000, I would like to be able to monitor how many connections there are via php. Any ideas?
<5> and it works to select the db, but in a query. so wierd
<5> not in a query*
<6> Tmp`: "to the SQL database" doesn't tell us which SQL database. But generally no, that's an internal thing that probably isn't tracked by PHP.
<6> the best you could do is ask the SQL database server and try and figure out which ones are coming from PHP
<9> Tmp`: if your limit is 1000, and you're reaching it, then you probably have another problem anyways...
<6> Tmp`: it looks like you're not dropping connections properly.
<8> ok, it's the MySQL DB that the main site uses, I've got it to display the number of threads on the MySQL server, does this realte to connections in anyway?
<8> I know, but I didn't code the whole site and it is m***ive. plus we do get 200 concurrent users at times
<9> show status; i think will tell you the connections
<6> tomas`: so when you run this does it hit the die() part?
<8> so I'm trying to find where the connections are not being closed
<6> @mysql_select_db
<10> (PHP 3, PHP 4, PHP 5)
<10> bool mysql_select_db ( string database_name [, resource link_identifier] )
<10> Select a MySQL database
<10> http://www.php.net/mysql-select-db
<4> http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,2-2072201,00.html
<4> crazy.
<6> Tmp`: learn to use mysql_pconnect()
<4> it's not even useful to have a connection that fast
<8> Zen: do I really want a permanet connection though?
<6> Tmp`: its not permanent, its persistant, thus reused. pconnect reduces the overall number of connections used by pooling them
<8> Zen: ah, that makes a lot more sence for a busy site.
<6> yup
<8> I'll look into it, but either way it requires sifting through pages of code and it's not exactly well laid out or even commented :S
<4> all you have to do is replace mysql_connect with mysql_pconnect
<4> not that difficult :P
<8> fair enough - lol
<6> a simple sed+awk script will take care of it.
<5> Zenethian: no never, thats whats wierd.
<6> Too bad I don't know sed+awk.
<6> tomas`: so then what error do you get?
<5> Zenethian: The error comes when im trying to do a mysql_query("",$link); ... but not when im trying to choose db then its ok - Warning: mysql_query(): supplied argument is not a valid MySQL-Link resource in
<6> oh



<3> seems pretty straight forward
<6> @mysql_query
<10> (PHP 3, PHP 4, PHP 5)
<10> resource mysql_query ( string query [, resource link_identifier] )
<10> Send a MySQL query
<10> http://www.php.net/mysql-query
<6> why are you specifying the link anyway?
<6> its optional..
<6> and a lot of times buggy from what I've seen.
<5> ok i'v never had problem before
<8> so no-one have any ideas on how I can track the number of active database connections? I have a shell acocunt on the MySQL server but it is a shared server?
<3> tomas`: $selected = mysql_select_db('xx', $link);
<6> it isn't easy no.
<4> show status; probably shows it
<3> that's not a mysql_query
<3> and how are youusing $selected if at all?
<8> no, I've tried that only the number of threads
<6> Two-Bits: but he's saying later on when he does the query it breaks
<8> but do threads equate to connections?
<3> Zenethian: yes, and i want to see the entirity of the code to find out what happens to $link
<6> Tmp`: SHOW PROCESSLIST might help
<6> Two-Bits: hehe, good point
<3> according to that code, it should die on anything but a link resources
<5> ok sure i can paste it, but i will priv the link to your private since i dont want the code to leak
<8> Zen: tryed that too :) seems to go up as traffice increases, but there seems to be 3 theads generated per page view then they just go into the sleep state for 1000 secs then vanish. Would this indicate 3 connections left open?
<6> Tmp`: yes, and further it would show that you're inefficiently using connections. :P
<3> tomas`: /notice would be preferred
<8> Zen: so does 1 thread = 1 database connection?
<5> Two-Bits: sure.
<5> Two-Bits: works when i removed all the $links, an pointers. it worked, wierd.
<3> tomas`: are you going to pastebin or otherwise make accessible the code or not?
<3> if your code performs the link check you had before, yet claims it's not a valid resource later, then either you're doing something to $link, or perhaps the link is being closed or something. either way, i could probably spot it right quick if i saw the code
<5> well it works now, but still strange, but as long as it works im glad
<11> grraaagghg
<11> some of the best code i've ever written just "works"
<11> and i don't know why
<11> like my poker hand checker
<11> excellence through ignorance is a beautiful thing
<3> dont let your prospective employers hear you say that
<11> nah, that's one i keep for me, down inside
<12> heck you s hould know why especially if you wrote it
<11> then again, if i ever apply for a software job that requires clearance, they'll hit one of you up for logs
<6> Some of the best work I've done has been out of sheer stupidity! huhuhu
<11> it's true
<11> i get plastered and write some nifty code
<6> that means You ****<tm>
<11> i look at it the next day and go "hey, that's rad"
<6> haha
<6> actually I did that once
<6> only it was painkillers after surgery
<11> or "who the heck wrote this? what was this guy thinking?"
<6> except I kept thinking I was coding for penguins
<11> those evil penguins
<6> while I was doing it I kept thinking "WTF ARE THESE PENGUINS DOING IN IT"
<6> it was hilarious.
<11> i want some of that
<6> when I looked at the code later
<11> hook a brotha up
<6> (it was C code)
<6> it turns out I had a pointer called pEngine
<11> rofl
<6> and it was all over the code
<11> i was expecting /* the penguins made me do it! */
<6> and I kept reading it as penguine
<6> hehe
<6> I was like "DOH"
<6> it was ****ing funny
<6> my friend at the time was cracking up
<6> cuz I called him before I looked over the code
<6> but after I had my little trip
<11> i was watching american idol one time and without realizing it


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