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<0> besides that tiny card, i had a $5k college loan
<1> Well one has to do something between starting their credit, and using their estate as leverage
<1> You made it through college with only a $5,000 loan?
<1> That's pretty good
<0> i didn't quite make it through college :P
<1> Ah, we're in the same boat then
<1> My loan is only $6,000 but I've managed to pay for most of my way by just going very slowly
<0> yikes.. it's after 2.. bedtime for me
<1> hehe
<1> take it easy
<2> top o the mornin to ya laddies.
<3> sup homie
<4> **** mane, you?
<5> is it possible to rename a table with phpMyAdmin?
<6> oh....i think impossible
<6> but permission
<5> ahh I found it
<6> u sure
<7> Hmm...
<7> Separator for conditions in a WHERE.
<7> Comma?
<6> php **** asp yes
<7> or AND?
<8> and
<7> Thank you.
<9> `+chan #php
<9> `+nopart
<8> heh heh
<8> there were these guys on wall st. handing out breakfast bars
<8> i have like 18 of them
<6> <?php infophp ?> >>what its
<8> <?php phpinfo(); ?>
<8> ?
<10> maybe he was trying to see if you could guess what scrambled php function it was
<6> **** php
<10> then use asp
<10> and go away
<11> any body have script to connect to wap gateway
<10> no.
<11> hehe
<12> Hi, I want to show images on my page that are in a folder protected by htaccess, i can do something like <img src="thumbs.php?file=path"> but what should I have in thumbs.php ?
<8> code to show the image?
<12> yes
<12> prefer if it didnt make a temp copy outside of the protection
<8> no like.. that's probably what you should put in thumbs.php
<12> yeah I know that, but if I simple put in echo "$filename" or echo "<img src.." then its still relying on the browser to go and get the image which it doesnt have the permission to do
<8> ok, so use file handling functions
<12> Ok, how do I do that?
<8> @readfile!
<13> (PHP 3, PHP 4, PHP 5)
<13> int readfile ( string filename [, bool use_include_path [, resource context]] )
<13> Outputs a file
<13> http://www.php.net/readfile
<14> anyone in orlando?
<12> oh thanks
<8> man.
<8> my main site constantly goes down. the database server can't handle the load and there's nothing i can do about it
<8> so every morning during peak hours, someone messages me that it's down. i just respond "working on it", and then 5 minutes later the load goes down and it comes back up
<8> they think i fix it
<8> when in reality, i don't even look at it
<10> nice
<6> java its powerfully
<8> what?
<10> sup K|O|G|I
<15> yo yo
<15> how was your weekend?
<10> not bad
<10> you?
<15> good
<15> I was very productive
<15> unusual
<15> heh
<10> I was marginally productive
<15> good god
<15> good*
<15> lol
<15> new keyboard
<16> weekend? productive? why that's blasphemy!
<10> I played a bunch of solitaire.
<10> and did a bit of php work for mmorpg money
<15> coo
<15> I made pototypes of electronics
<15> and blacked out the whole backend of my car
<10> whoa
<15> not to mention CLEANED my car
<17> i got drunk and p***ed out. productive? bah.
<16> my eyes are killing me. my stomach is killing me. my cat is driving me insane. and the heat is still out. and now my boss is on my case. yup.. it's monday
<7> :-/
<7> I've got a subpar country song runnign through my head.
<7> Yup, it's Monday.
<7> How is everyone today?
<7> I'll try not to bother you guys with too many questions.
<17> Two-Bits: it looks like somebody has a case of the mondays
<16> i'm lethal with a swingline.. don't push me
<18> how to make licence key script to protect our script. or do you know any free licence key generator script ? suppose we made script we want to use it with specific domain.
<8> Kokis: just write a hash
<19> so, what do you guys think of the zend framework? (http://framework.zend.com/)
<17> just now taking a look at it. the mvc stuff looks like a hack
<8> i have java.
<8> i hate java.
<17> i hear they have a drug for that.
<16> it's called booze
<8> opencms is pissing me the hell off.
<17> meh, j2ee is overkill 99% of the time.
<8> yeah
<8> we're redoing a site in java/oracle
<8> it's currently php/mysql
<8> all it needs is a little caching and it would work fine
<8> but no, they want to migrate from a nice php cms with an excellent interface, to this piece of ****
<8> it looks like ***
<8> it sort of works, but not really because everything's broken
<19> metallic: yeah, i wasn't overly impressed with it
<19> metallic: the mvc stuff is also barely documented, and the rest of it is just .. PEAR
<8> it's so much work to just output a ****ing string
<16> un-irregardless: what you say?
<17> groogs: it is also promoting bad practices.
<17> it's pretty horrid having php doing formatting in the view.
<8> **** this.
<8> it's frustrating because there are no error messages.
<8> it's all going into an exception. but i have no idea what the exception says because i don't know how to output the message
<17> un-irregardless: tell them to start off from scratch. more money for you and less headaches
<19> metallic: i didnt even get far enough into it.. i did read some stuff about the views not imposing a template system or anything, so you could do that overtop (or not use one)
<19> thats good, i thought
<17> groogs: i just have my own PHP mvc framework. mimics struts.
<17> and two more weeks until i order my macbook pro. just ****s that it wont be until 3 weeks after that until I get it.
<17> and lol at the story on slashdot.
<19> which?
<8> i totally forgot to wear a belt today
<19> argh.. i hate when people talk about AJAX as if it's a language
<7> It's php + javascript, right?
<8> i hate the term killer app.
<8> asynchronous javascript and xml
<7> Ah.
<7> Now *that's* a killer app.
<19> basically,.. something that people have been doing for a long time
<19> until google released maps and gmail
<19> then some guy called it "AJAX"
<19> and now everyone uses it
<19> but its NOT A LANGUAGE, its a method
<19> or "pattern" .. actually i really dont even know what it is
<19> a ****ing buzzword
<8> the blogosphere says that things written in ajax will define the killer apps for web 2.0!
<7> I bet you're the type of person who says that pig latin isn't a language.
<8> can you tell i work in marketing?
<8> i'm gonna go warm up some mac&cheese
<20> is there a way to tell what the upload speed of a foreign host is?
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