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<0> yup
<0> well ****
<0> remember old school ***embler Demos?
<1> of course
<0> those were hardcore rad.
<0> fitting like an entire sound and light show
<0> into like 3k of code.
<0> amazing ****
<1> http://terje2.perlgolf.org/~pgas/score.pl?func=score&hole=61&season=1
<1> our good friend two-bits
<0> well like that dude who took and put 30fps full motion (text) video on his 8088..
<0> I mean wtf kinda code is this
<0> -lp $;+=y/.:|-/1250/?$_:19*$;for/./g;$_=$
<0> haha
<1> i need a good client side 3d programmer
<1> and an artist
<1> i'm thinking about spearheading an online space game
<1> open source, non gpl
<1> multiplatform
<2> umm, client side 3d programmer and an artist.... what are you doing then? marketing?
<1> the server, in stackless py
<0> nice
<0> stackless is good
<2> How well are you with linear algebra?
<1> decent
<3> region R is bounded by e^x, (x-2)^2, the x-axis, and y=2e
<3> lawl...bounded?
<1> yes, bounded
<1> it means "does not extend past"
<3> it's not bound?
<1> nope
<3> >:(
<1> different words
<4> bound means something is tied.
<3> i wouldn't know
<1> that's a good excuse to laugh about it in #php
<1> "i don't know what bounded means, so i'm gonna laugh that someone typed it!"
<0> HUHUHUHUHUHU
<0> That's a typical PHP programmer's mentality anyway
<0> at the last place I worked at they hired an "expert" PHP programmer.
<3> :'(
<1> you should talk to PHP's developers
<0> and they guy was admittedly very good with PHP
<1> http://bugs.php.net/bug.php?id=31621
<0> but I asked him about Big-O notation
<0> and he was clueless
<0> so I asked him about how he preferred to refactor his code..
<0> he was clueless
<5> :-O
<6> I don't know what you're talking about either, haha
<3> heh
<5> i guess you're an expert then
<1> i know the theory behind big-O
<3> that's math above me :-/
<0> so I asked him what he thought about the differences between C++'s OO features vs PHP4 and PHP5's (At the time php5 was still in production but had published documentation)
<1> i didn't know there was refactoring methods
<0> he said "I don't do OO. I think it's useless."
<1> gahah
<1> for some apps it is
<1> i think php's useless, but i know it
<0> Yeah
<0> I don't think OO is for everything
<0> but holy damn
<0> this guy didn't even BOTHER learning OO principles
<1> and this guy's getting jobs?
<0> he just instantly dismisses it
<1> and i'm not?
<0> oh I think he's been fired
<1> find me a job, Zenethian
<0> because he's a cocky idiot
<1> i can start tomorrow
<0> hehe
<0> umm
<0> www.dice.com
<0> :P
<3> ummm...i'm only in calc ab
<1> you're in calc ab and you don't know what "bounded" means?
<0> jesus
<0> I never even took calculus and I know what bounded means
<1> i finished in trig and i know what bounded means
<1> i call bull****
<3> i know how to use it in calc :-/
<3> i just don't know how to define the word
<0> *ring ring ring* "Hello bull****?"
<1> heh
<0> So yeah
<0> now that we're done berating fedt for being a noob..
<1> i need money
<1> will code for food
<0> me too
<0> where do you live jeddy boy?
<0> I know a pizza place hiring delivery boys
<1> heh
<1> springfield, oregon
<0> they let you do whatever you want in between deliveries
<0> so you can just ****off on a laptop
<0> oh
<0> hahaha
<0> you're a BIT far away there
<1> i also don't have a license
<1> on purpose
<0> well
<0> wtf for?
<1> never needed one
<0> heh
<1> i have my pilot's license, but not my driver's license
<1> go figure
<0> nice
<0> do you fly everywhere?
<0> :P
<0> come fly to texas
<0> I'll hook you up with a job
<0> lo
<6> http://seeker.dice.com/jobsearch/servlet/JobSearch?op=101&dockey=xml/5/f/5ffcf9b1eaaa4690ed6ae645b03324e9@activejobs0&c=1&source=1
<3> i've had a driver's licence for 1.5 years! :D
<0> jesus, you kids
<3> and i turn 18 in 40 days!
<1> beaverton's up thurr
<0> robert half is actually a good company if you're doing consulting
<0> I did some work with them
<0> and $30/hr usd isn't bad
<0> well
<1> i'm looking at $20 in phoenix for doing light maintenance
<0> get off your fat ****ing *** and get your driver's license
<1> and i have someone i can live with in phoenix
<3> phoenix blows
<0> hey
<0> that works
<1> and commute 2 hours daily? yeah right
<3> the 101 and 10 have bad traffic
<0> oh its a two hour drive?
<1> yep
<1> it's portland
<0> fedt: name me a major city that doesn't have bad traffic.
<1> just about every tech job on dice is portland
<3> phoenix is gross though
<6> detroit is pretty good
<1> but i'm willing to relocate
<3> smells like bums
<1> i grew up in ecorse, chalupah
<0> jed there's a lot of tech here in austin
<0> and there are busses. :D
<3> i grew up in arizona
<6> should I know what ecorse is?
<1> no kiddin
<1> chalupah: if you're from detroit, i should hope so
<0> intercourse!
<3> Mesa, Arizona (33.4N/111.8W, 362M); Last Updated: 3:15 PM MST; Temperature: 76.8F (24.9C); High/Low: 80/53F (26/11C); Conditions: Mostly Cloudy; Wind: Calm
<1> i ***umed by that comment you were
<3> :D
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