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<0> im trying to run a query on a table and it keeps returning mysql_result(): Unable to jump to row 1 on MySQL result index 4
<0> the query runs fine from phpmyadmin
<0> any ideas?
<1> did it return 2 rows
<1> indexes always start at zero so if you want the first row you need to use row 0
<0> i dont think so..
<0> oh.. oki
<0> im running SELECT * FROM paintings WHERE pictureid = $painting
<1> yeah then you are probably only going to get 1 result back
<1> so if you are using mysql_result you need to use row 0
<0> ah.. fixed it ;) ur right
<0> thanks
<2> *sneeze*
<3> grub> root (fd1)
<3> Error 21: Selected disk does not exist
<3> eeeeeenteresting



<4> I've noticed in some scripts they sue variables with curly brackets around them such as {Variable} and I'm wondering what these are called so I can read up on them...their usuaully found in includes/templates
<3> like ${Variable}?
<3> variable variables
<4> no, it's sort of like in the middle of HTML, no opening/closing php tags (but that could be because it's an include and may not require them)
<5> templates
<5> its a template file
<4> ahh
<5> the do str_replace with {varname}, $varname, $content
<2> probably matched with a str_replace();
<2> -.-
<4> ahhhh
<4> awesomeness, thank you very much
<5> Darkk_Inferno, I wrote a tutorial about it in the channel site
<4> i just found it in google
<4> =]
<2> <b> My name is Trollboy. I'm here to take your daughter.</b>
<2> trollboy, somehow you never cease to amaze me.
<5> I try
<3> hah
<3> Great! PHP allows me to spend a debaucherous night with the infamous Mexican Goat****er under an ***umed name. That's good for right now, but as you cats in #php all know.. big daddy Trollboy, he's a swinger.
<5> I even managed to fit in a bit about the chupracabra
<2> lol
<6> how do i encode/unencode URL's ?
<5> I told you bitches to write your own tutorials
<5> AARRGGHHH, was gunna write an accounting one
<2> ah, i love the foreach
<6> e.g. %20 -> Space and Space -> %20
<2> I had one bottleneck of code that the guy ran the str_replace for EVERY! variable
<3> cyne: did you search the php manual?
<2> even though it was in an array
<6> jedzilla: yes, i ask here because i don't know what that type of encoding is called otherwise i could search for it
<3> why don't you search for url encode
<3> in the php manual, and see what you get
<6> ok
<6> heh... good old php :)
<2> teach a man to search, you help him for the next five minutes. Tell a man to search, and he'll only ask someone else.
<3> Z:\>del FDISK.EXE
<3> Z:\FDISK.EXE
<3> The process cannot access the file because it is being used by another process.
<3> i will kill you
<3> i just put that file there, windows
<2> being used by explorer.exe to let you SEE the file =P
<3> vmware tied it
<3> and didn't unlock it
<3> so i had to kill the drive and reload it
<2> kick off, less than 30 minutes.
<2> i didn't know John Madden was inducted in the hall of fame
<5> poutine, you spry?
<2> Coin Toss!
<3> were they scuffling?
<3> i couldn't tell what was going on
<2> handshaking dude
<3> oh because the referee kept saying 'turn your backs'
<3> i was trying to figure it out
<5> I'm not watching your fooz ball
<3> i was looking away until he said that
<2> trollboy: what ARE you doing then?
<5> watching charmed muted
<2> seriously, America SHUTS DOWN on Super Bowl Sunday
<2> eeewww



<2> Charmed
<2> although, when muted, it's kinda like watching hot chicks mud wrestle
<5> Melissa Milano, Rose Migowen, tight outfits, running around and jumping with demons
<5> you got it
<5> I either see demons, which are cool
<5> or hot half naked chicks running and jumping
<5> win/win
<2> lol
<2> what a nerd
<3> seattle runs it back for a touchdown
<3> watch
<2> Kick Off!
<3> here it is right here
<3> WEAK
<2> lol
<2> did you see #57?
<2> wtf was that?
<3> i didn't catch it
<2> like he was racing a motorcycle engine
<2> just squated back and rolled his right hand like you would on a motorcycle
<4> do you guys think using Smarty template engine or doing it yourself is better?
<3> look at that seattle offense machine
<3> look at that ****
<2> p***ing short. looking good
<2> come on steelers
<2> **** em up.
<2> hah
<3> haha
<2> wtf.. i couldn't hear what the call was
<3> cheating *** steelers
<3> i know, john madden is losing respect for format
<2> what is up with all the background noise?
<2> where the **** are they in the goddamn stands?
<3> hah
<3> that was a great national spot
<2> lol. way to go budweiser
<3> this is horrible
<3> horrible
<2> omg
<2> Burger King!
<2> come on!
<3> ruining the king man
<2> i hate that king man
<3> that triangle-topped building right there
<3> lower left
<3> it's the pinobscot, i've been on top of it
<2> heh
<2> Here we go steelers!
<3> are you watching in SD, Stoned?
<2> HD* ?
<3> i'm getting a lot of background noise because they're downconverting HD
<3> and i get surround mixed in with L/R
<3> yeah, what the hell was that
<3> behave, pittsburgh
<2> what?
<2> i didn't see it
<3> second false start this drive
<2> yeah.. but where
<3> it was a bad snap
<2> damn.. i don't feel like rewinding. will get behind
<2> oh yeah
<3> they're not that great snapping the gun
<3> it's a rough snap, but still
<2> wtf was 81 s/hawk doing?
<3> missed it
<2> lol. nice take down
<2> he was like, dancing for the camera.. but not good dancing
<3> whoa, that's rad, they put the superbowl logo on the renaissance center
<3> did you see that?
<2> haha.. i love sierra mist
<3> hah
<3> HHAHAHA
<3> so PREDICTABLE
<2> LMAO


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