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<0> n/p check that web site next time so you wouldnt get others to make fun of you, if you cannot find any answer ask here
<1> what's the best way to record something from a distance?
<1> preferably tiny mic
<0> how much distance are you talking about?
<1> 500ft max
<2> 3 miles
<0> well the best best way is to do it your self, but that wouldnt work from a distance, so the second good way but is a bit costly use a cell phone "mobile" leave it open and keep it beside the target
<1> cell phone is too large
<0> their is very mini ones
<0> check with Nokia
<1> I'm sure there's a better solution than a $600 phone
<1> plus I doubt they have cell coverage there
<2> you want a microphone smaller than a cellphone that can record over 100 yards away?
<0> yeah probebly there is but you would ether need a recordeing device located at site, and risk the possibility of losing it thus losing the recording and the cost of the device
<1> yes
<1> transmit 100 yards



<1> the receiver could record
<3> I would really like to find a PDA that is clamshell-style.
<3> That isn't $900.
<3> heh
<3> or running windows blowbile
<2> ha. i think my coworker hosed his laptop by installing linux.
<3> haha
<0> pay some dude 10$ to sit and record something for you
<3> it does that on a few rare laptops with ****ed up bioses
<2> nah, there are reports of it working fine on it
<3> hrm
<3> that's weird.
<2> it's a tell
<2> dell
<1> http://www.countryman.com/html_data_sheets/b6data.html
<3> what is his laptop doing?
<2> it's stuck on the bootloader
<2> all it says is GRUB
<3> well, that's the first problem
<3> grub is terrible
<3> what distro did he use?
<2> ubuntu
<2> i hate grub
<2> he installed linux on a usb drive
<2> i have no idea how to do that
<3> haha
<3> just like any other drive really
<3> you can install windows on one too
<3> the installer sees it as just another SCSI device
<3> in fact when I installed windows last, I had left my 239472935-in-1 memory card reader plugged in
<3> and windows managed to see all like 7 of the drives as separate disks, and put my harddisk as H:
<3> ****ing irritating
<3> so when it installed, it KEPT it that way
<3> and you can never ***ign a new drive letter to the damn boot drive
<3> so I reinstalled.
<3> lol
<2> yeah, i know you can install on it
<2> but i have no idea how to make grub see it
<3> oh
<3> well that's a bugger, because you can't
<3> you have to boot directly from the USB disk
<2> you sure?
<3> you can't have a bootloader on your harddrive boot a USB drive
<3> yeah
<2> why not?
<3> just like booting from a CD
<3> there's no drivers
<2> there is in the bootstrap
<2> er
<1> oh man
<1> I think I found my next scam
<3> you crammed a USB and a SCSI driver into the bootloader?
<3> heh
<2> the little image you make,
<3> the bootloader has to go on the USB device
<3> not on your harddrive
<3> I have a bootable thumbdrive
<2> no it doesn't
<2> not with grub
<3> well the grub managed a technical miracle by somehow putting a USB and SCSI driver into 512 bytes of bootloader.
<3> s/the/then



<1> http://cgi.ebay.com/Babe-Ruth-Lou-Gehrig-Mickey-Mantle-Roger-Maris-PSA-DNA_W0QQitemZ8774242360QQcategoryZ27260QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
<1> can you believe how much these counterfeit autographed baseballs are going for?
<2> it.. doesn't
<3> lol
<3> then how does it boot a USB device?
<3> well I guess maybe if you have a motherboard that auto-recognizes usb-storage devices, it would work
<3> grub would either have to be smart enough to scan for them all, or you'd have to manage to have each usb device in the same order that they originally were in..
<1> what could someone do with something like this http://cgi.ebay.com/ABI-Prism-377-DNA-Analyzer-Sequencer_W0QQitemZ7595121706QQcategoryZ26230QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem?
<1> what could someone do with something like this http://cgi.ebay.com/ABI-Prism-377-DNA-Analyzer-Sequencer_W0QQitemZ7595121706QQcategoryZ26230QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem ?
<3> analyze DNA
<3> or
<3> make a CSI-like show and have real equipment to fakely use
<3> like CSI does.
<1> could I start uip my own "Who's your daddy" service?
<3> yup
<3> but you'd need to make sure your state has laws that allow it
<3> some states require you to be certified to do DNA work
<3> and you usually have to be bonded
<1> Well I see signs for this **** on the corners of the roads
<1> although they could be using a 3rd party lab
<3> then likely your state has pretty lenient laws about it. :)
<3> or that
<3> wow that uses a very old Mac
<3> yay for 33mhz PowerPC
<1> the cool thing about a "Who's your daddy" service is you could test for repeat offenders, and offer a paid service to be notified if another woman comes in with your hubby's baby
<3> hahah
<3> yeah
<3> that's sad. :-/
<4> bbl: Work.
<5> how can I get the current user that apache's running under?
<3> hrm, that's likely not available. why do you need it?
<5> phpinfo() displays it
<3> so?
<5> ah
<5> I know what I'll do
<5> whoami
<5> heh
<3> that still doesn't explain why you need it..
<5> it's for a script I'm writing- I just want it to look similar to bash
<5> heh
<2> UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
<2> "do you think maybe you can come over tomorrow and help me salvage my computer?"
<2> THE DREADED WORDS
<5> that ****s
<5> heh
<3> hahah evulish
<3> tell him "only if you can come over and give my nuts a m***age"
<2> his wife is pretty hot
<3> tell him "only if your wife can come over and give my nuts a m***age"
<5> evulish: tell her directly :P
<3> http://us2.php.net/manual/en/function.apache-getenv.php
<3> next time rtfm. :P
<5> Zenethian: I'm still not sure what I should ask apache_getenv()
<3> logname
<3> likely
<1> yahoo texas holdem anyone?
<2> $var=0; if ($var=="some string"){ echo "WTF?"; }
<2> !php $var=0; if ($var=="some string"){ echo "WTF?"; }
<6> WTF?
<2> !php $var=0; if ($var =="some string"){ echo "WTF?"; }
<6> WTF?
<2> !php $var = 0; if ($var == "some string"){ echo "WTF?"; }
<6> WTF?
<2> does anyone see something wrong with that?
<2> !php $var = 1; if ($var == "some string"){ echo "WTF?"; }
<2> !php $var = 0; if ($var == "f"){ echo "WTF?"; }
<6> WTF?
<7> why would it echo?
<2> !php $var = null; if ($var == "f"){ echo "WTF?"; }
<7> 0 != "f"
<2> that's the issue at hand
<7> ummm...ok :-/
<2> !php $var = 0; if ($var == 'f'){ echo "WTF?"; }
<6> WTF?


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