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<0> Need brainspace... so we have big heads...
<0> long hair because well
<0> haircuts sux
<1> indeed
<0> and it represents a subtle "damn the man" attitude
<0> same with goatees
<1> heh
<2> heh. i turned trendy.
<0> I've had a goatee since I was 18
<0> evulish, you *****.
<0> :-)
<2> i live in manhattan. they would have held a lynching!
<0> ah
<0> as long as you don't go to starbucks, i'll let you p***.
<2> i do on occasion
<1> Traditional Unix systems have
<1> 32-bit signed `time_t' and can represent times from 1901-12-13 20:45:52
<1> through 2038-01-19 03:14:07 UTC.
<1> er
<1> thought that was 1 line
<1> anywhoo, what happens after jan 19 2038 ?
<3> we go back to 1901
<3> or to 64-bit time
<1> heh
<1> how the **** do i change the timezone from utc to cst?
<1> dopehouse:~# date --set="2006-3-04 10:00 PM CST"
<1> Sun Mar 5 04:00:00 UTC 2006
<1> pfft
<4> /etc/timezone
<4> linux eh?
<1> yea?
<1> bash: cd: /etc/timezone: No such file or directory
<1> there's /usr/lib/base-config/menu/timezone
<1> but i dont think that's what i want.
<4> I remember on gentoo you linked /etc/timezone or /etc/tz to some file
<4> I don't have much experience on linux, so I couldn't tell you for sure
<5> i dunno...i think you configure the timeserver service, right?
<2> heh. a coworker installed linux, has issues with it, and is bugging me now
<2> christ
<2> great, you have a problem. what the hell am i supposed to do? the last machine i installed linux on was a p133 and i used floppy disks
<2> oh, your laptop can't use grub on an external usb drive?
<2> i have never used any of those with linux!
<4> ansimation, umm no
<4> time is counted from seconds from the epoch
<4> !php echo date(0);
<6> 0
<4> !php echo date("Y-m-d",0);
<6> 1969-12-31
<0> mmm epoch
<7> hey, can anyone tell me how to convert a number like 1,000.42 to 1000.42 ?
<4> NO
<7> hah
<4> !func number_format maybe
<6> number_format (PHP 3, PHP 4, PHP 5) -- Format a number with grouped thousands
<2> str_replace(',','',$string);
<6> string number_format ( float number [, int decimals [, string dec_point, string thousands_sep]] )
<6> http://www.php.net/manual/en/function.number-format.php
<2> AMAZING
<7> there isnt a strtoint function?
<4> what if the locale uses , for .s?
<7> ive looked on php.net, just not having anyluck
<7> so that is the only way it can be done?
<2> !php echo 1,100.11 + 0;
<7> seems dodgy
<6> 1100.11
<5> anti_number_format()
<7> yeah, cheers
<8> i need to go from
<8> 1 2 4 8 16 32 64 128
<8> to
<8> 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8
<8> relatively speedily on a computer
<8> anything come to mind?
<8> !php print log(2, 5);
<6> 0.43067655807339
<8> !php print log(2, 128);
<6> 0.14285714285714
<8> !php print log(128, 2);
<6> 7
<5> !php print log(1, e);
<6> Notice: Use of undefined constant e - ***umed 'e' in /usr/home/poutine/safe/raw.php(6) : eval()'d code on line 1
<6> Warning: log(): base must be greater than 0 in /usr/home/poutine/safe/raw.php(6) : eval()'d code on line 1
<5> !php print log(1, e());
<6> Fatal error: Call to undefined function e() in /usr/home/poutine/safe/raw.php(6) : eval()'d code on line 1
<5> :-/
<8> !func exp
<6> exp (PHP 3, PHP 4, PHP 5) -- Calculates the exponent of <TT
<6> CL***="constant"
<6> ><B
<8> wow, cool
<8> exp() - calculate exponent of e
<5> !func ln
<6> Alas ln() does not exist, blame the PHP devs
<5> !php print log(1, M_E);
<6> 0
<5> cute!
<5> !php print log((M_E)^4, M_E);
<6> 1.7917594692281
<8> http://jed.bz/out.html
<8> find a mistake in there, and win a buck
<9> a buck?
<2> Hand ( 5? K? 8? A? 2? ): Nothing, 2 high
<2> i win
<2> 2 != high
<2> give me a dollar.
<8> i just finished explaining this to someone else checking it
<8> oh crap, you're right
<8> you guys are quick
<2> i get a dollar for each mistake, right? because every one that says 'high' is wrong :P
<8> OH
<8> did it backwards
<8> refresh
<2> where's my dollar, bitch?
<8> this savant is amazing
<8> on the discovery channel
<8> i can't find any problems
<8> it seems to be stable
<10> hi all
<10> does PHP work in UTF-8 coding?
<5> yeah...?
<10> will I am getting a script error when I do save it in UTF-8
<10> http://www.belljordan.wegajo.com/index_ara.html
<5> just set a header to change the encoding
<10> but I wouldnt get the error if I dont use UTF-8 coding http://www.belljordan.wegajo.com
<10> but I need to use the UTF-8 for arabic Text
<10> <?php
<10> session_start();
<10> if ( ( $_SESSION['logged_in'] <> '1' ) && ( $_SESSION['logged_in'] <> '2' ) )
<10> {
<10> $_SESSION['logged_in'] = '0';
<10> }
<10> thats my first 6 lines in the PHP code
<5> header("Content-type: text/html; charset: UTF-8");
<5> i think
<10> now I get more errors
<5> sad
<11> <?php info() ?> >> whats its?
<5> free porn
<12> haha
<10> example http://www.danahdecor.com/phpinfo.php
<11> wb eday
<10> thats what It does its an enternal php function that tells you about your server settings and some other stuff
<11> what its phpinfo
<11> ohhh
<11> i see
<10> now inside phpinfo.php is only <?php info() ?>
<10> http://www.php.net/manual/en/function.phpinfo.php
<11> thanx eday
<10> n/p check that web site next time so you wouldnt get others to make fun of you, if you cannot find any answer ask here
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