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<0> okay samba
<0> any ****ing time you want to finish starting would be great
<1> @makeavalidationimage
<2> Did not find any matches for makeavalidationimage
<2> Possible matches (best first):
<2> aggregation_info, cpdf_place_inline_image, dom_domdocument_schemavalidate, dom_domdocument_validate, fdf_set_javascript_action, java_last_exception_clear, java_last_exception_get, m_validateidentifier, mb_language, mcal_date_valid, mcal_time_valid, mktime, msession_timeout, mysqli_data_seek, pdf_open_image, satellite_exception_value, variant_date_to_timestamp, variant_imp, vpopmail_add_alias_domain,
<2> vpopmail_add_alias_domain_ex
<3> @*bin*
<2> Functions matching *bin*:
<2> Lots of matching functions. Truncating list to 20 results.
<2> array_combine(), bin2hex(), bind_textdomain_codeset(), bindec(), bindtextdomain(), cyrus_bind(), cyrus_unbind(), decbin(), ifx_blobinfile_mode(), imap_binary(), ldap_bind(), ldap_sasl_bind(), ldap_set_rebind_proc(), ldap_unbind(), mssql_bind(), mysqli_bind_param(), mysqli_bind_result(), mysqli_stmt_bind_param(), mysqli_stmt_bind_result()
<3> !php print dec2bin(65536);
<4> Fatal error: Call to undefined function dec2bin() in /usr/home/poutine/safe/raw.php(6) : eval()'d code on line 1
<3> oh are you serious
<3> !php print decbin(65536);
<4> 10000000000000000



<3> dur
<3> ****, it's 17 bits
<1> @images
<2> Error. Unable to find PHP function by name of: images code: 301
<1> what did you do???
<3> magic
<3> !php print bindec("1111111111111")
<4> 8191
<1> !php print base_convert(time(),10,1)
<4> Warning: base_convert(): Invalid `to base' (1) in /usr/home/poutine/safe/raw.php(6) : eval()'d code on line 1
<1> !php print base_convert(time(),10,2)
<4> 1000100000010100001100000000000
<3> !php print $str = str_replace(" ", "", "0001 0000 0000 0100 0000"); bindec($str);
<4> 00010000000001000000
<3> !php print $str = str_replace(" ", "", "0001 0000 0000 0100 0000"); print bindec($str);
<4> 0001000000000100000065600
<3> !php print dechex(65600);
<4> 10040
<3> !php print bindec(str_replace(" ", "", "1 0000 0000 0100 0000"));
<4> 65600
<3> !php print bindec(str_replace(" ", "", "1 0000 0000 0000 0000"));
<4> 65536
<3> !php print bindec("10000000000000000") >> 17;
<4> 0
<3> !php print bindec("10000000000000000") >> 16;
<4> 1
<3> !php print bin2hex("1111");
<4> 31313131
<3> !php print binhex("1111");
<4> Fatal error: Call to undefined function binhex() in /usr/home/poutine/safe/raw.php(6) : eval()'d code on line 1
<3> the ****?
<3> !php print dechex(bindec("1111"));
<4> f
<3> !php print bindec("0100") & bindec("0010");
<4> 0
<5> $_GET will retrieve information stored after the .php in the URL...
<5> What will place that information there?
<6> the client
<6> http://www.domain.com/bla.php?a=b&x=y
<6> $_GET['a'] == 'y'
<5> :-O
<5> Don't mind me, I'm tired.
<5> You're saying that if I *echo* a link composed of those arguments following .php, it'll show up in the browser bar and be retrieveable by the php file?
<7> of course
<5> Then I apologize for bothering you guys, and can only point to my lack of rest for justification.
<6> what?
<7> i don't like john cusack
<6> echo '<a href="http://www.domain.com/bla.php?a=b&x=y">link me</a>';
<6> that will produce a clickable link in your browser
<6> that is all
<0> wow
<0> freenode is currently ****ed
<6> Do any of you guys have software to document server administration?
<6> have/know of
<6> @google documenting server administration
<2> Search results for documenting server administration:
<2> http://www.more.net/technical/netserv/diagrams/documenting/
<2> http://www.ozzu.com/ftopic50962.html
<2> http://www.perl.com/



<2> http://www.ibm.com/developerworks/lotus/library/nd7features/
<2> http://docs.info.apple.com/article.html?artnum=30998
<2> http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&ie=ISO-8859-1&q=documenting+server+administration&btnG=Google+Search
<5> @google boobies
<2> Search results for boobies:
<2> http://www.ratemyboobies.com/
<2> http://www.rit.edu/~rhrsbi/GalapagosPages/Boobies.html
<2> http://www.galapagosonline.com/Galapagos_Natural_History/Birds_and_Animals/Birds/Boobies.html
<2> http://www.tampatantrum.com/boobies.html
<2> http://www.tampatantrum.com/2002/boobies.html
<2> http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&ie=ISO-8859-1&q=boobies&btnG=Google+Search
<5> Okay, that was a joke...
<5> But that first search result is too intriguing to p*** up.
<7> @google *** raping hairy midget transvestites
<2> Search results for *** raping hairy midget transvestites:
<2> http://www.polymer-search.com/*****.html
<2> http://www.polymer-search.com/main.html
<2> http://www.aurealm.com/main.html
<2> http://www.aurealm.com/*****.html
<2> http://pocketpcmag.mobilecoders.com/*****.html
<2> http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&ie=ISO-8859-1&q=***+raping+hairy+midget+transvestites&btnG=Google+Search
<1> hahaha
<8> http://pastebin.com/584235 is my code, it recive an array by post, I check it with a for and it showme undefined index in 7 line, but I dont know why, I defined my var to use in for already and it is index to run the array but show error :s
<8> Notice: Undefined index: i in /home/leonardo/public_html/cargar.php on line 7 (is the error)
<6> are you using <input name='nombre[]' /> syntax?
<6> nm that
<6> oh
<6> lol
<6> Do you have
<6> bleh
<6> echo "<br>|-> $i <-> ".$nombre['i'].' <-|';
<6> 'i' != $i
<8> yes, im using nombre[]
<8> of course
<8> oh
<8> again, it still is showing me the same error :s
<8> Notice: Undefined index: $i in /home/leonardo/public_html/cargar.php on line 7
<8> and, if I put
<8> mm
<0> uh
<0> $nombre[$i]
<8> I solved it
<8> I had thus ['$i'] and is [$i]
<0> yeah, no ****
<5> :-)
<9> happy saturday, people
<3> !php print bindec("11111");
<4> 31
<3> sup fartnugget
<3> !php print dechex(31);
<4> 1f
<1> i'm 21 in octal :D
<5> !php print hexdec("DEADBEEF")
<5> :-o
<1> Fatal error: Call to undefined function imagecreate() in /www/http/andrea/img.php on line 11
<1> :-/
<1> !php print hexdec("DEADBEEF");
<4> 3735928559
<1> i thought imagecreate() is a builtin function...?
<9> not much jed
<9> just sat down on the computar
<3> fedt: if you have gd enabled...?
<3> comcor: word up
<1> jed: how do i tell?
<1> i've never done images before
<3> rtfm
<3> phpinfo()
<1> where in the phpinfo?
<3> !php list($c2, $c3, $c4, $c5, $c6, $c7, $c8, $c9, $ct, $cj, $cq, $ck, $ca) = array(1, 2, 4, 8, 16, 32, 64, 128, 256, 512, 1024, 2048, 4096); $hand = ($ck | $ct | $ca | $cq | $cj) << 1; if($hand & ($ca << 1)) $hand |= 1; for($straight = $c5; $straight != 0; $straight <<= 1) { if($hand & 0x1F) break; if($straight == $ca) $straight = 0; $hand >>= 1; } print $straight;
<4> 8
<3> hm, it did that in C too


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