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<0> why doesn't 'apt-get install snort' work ?
<0> it's saying it can't find the package
<1> what the hell??? why is it snowing out??
<2> well, then it can't find the package
<1> i demand to know!
<2> whatever package repository you're using doesn't have snort, or it's under a different name.
<2> try apt-cache search snort
<1> it was like +10 today
<1> you're welcome to come take mine
<2> Ask the postal serivce if you can mail it to me.
<0> i'm getting nothing with the search
<3> does anybody think older version of mysqlimport.exe will work with newer mysql running? ;D
<1> depends on what it does ..if it is just a normal mysql client (using libmysql) then provided the lib is compatible it should..
<4> if i change a .htaccess file, i don't need to restart apache, do i?



<5> no
<4> hmmm
<4> does .htaccess need any special perms?
<6> it needs to be able to read it?
<4> that's what i figured
<5> yep, that's all it needs
<4> k
<7> salut tout le monde
<5> LE MONDE!
<7> quelqu'un parles francais ?
<5> @translate fr|en quelqu'un parles francais
<8> Translation: somebody speak French
<9> haha
<5> @translate en|fr what is your question?
<8> Translation: quelle est votre question ?
<5> maybe i'll fix mod_spox up tonight and get the translation tracking working
<7> Je veux l'oreration pour compter le nombre de jours entre la date du creation de mon site et la date actuel
<5> @translate fr|en Je veux l'oreration pour compter le nombre de jours entre la date du creation de mon site et la date actuel
<8> Translation: I want the oreration to count the number of days between the date of the creation of my site and the date current
<4> that's pretty sweet
<5> @translate en|fr you can store a timestamp in a file when you create your site. then you can read the timestamp out of the file and subtract it from the current timestamp
<8> Translation: vous pouvez stocker un horodateur dans un dossier quand vous crez votre emplacement alors que vous pouvez lire l'horodateur hors du
<8> dossier et le soustraire de l'horodateur courant
<5> @translate en|fr once you have done that, you can use math to determine the number of days
<8> Translation: une fois que vous avez fait cela, vous pouvez employer des maths pour dterminer le nombre de jours
<5> all hail mod_spox!
<4> yeah that was pretty freakin sweet
<7> mais les mois n'ont ps tous le meme nombre de jours
<5> i'm going to add tracking in tonight i think. kicken and groogs suggested it so the bot can be told who to watch
<5> and translate on the fly when they speak
<7> fr|en mais les mois n'ont pas tous le meme nombre de jours
<7> @translate fr|en mais les mois n'ont pas tous le meme nombre de jours
<8> Translation: but the months do not have all the same number of days
<4> lol
<7> I want the math operation
<5> @translate en|fr that is okay. a timestamp is in seconds. your calculation will result in a number of seconds that you can divide into hours and then days
<8> Translation: c'est correct. un horodateur a lieu en secondes o votre calcul aura comme consquence un certain nombre de secondes que vous pouvez
<8> diviser en heures et puis jours
<7> Je n'ai rien compri mais en tout cas merci pour ton aide
<5> @translate fr|en Je n'ai rien compri mais en tout cas merci pour ton aide
<8> Translation: I do not have anything compri but in any case thank you for your ***istance
<5> @php echo strtotime('3 days ago');
<8> Result: 1143954159
<7> and how to devise ?
<4> maybe he wanted it like "it has been 1 year, 3 months, 2 weeks, and 3 days since this site has been updated"
<7> fr|en je suis null en math
<7> @translat fr|en je suis null en math
<7> @translate fr|en je suis null en math
<8> Translation: I am null in maths
<5> @php $a = strtotime('3 days ago'); $b = time(); $c = $b - $a; $c = (($c / 60) / 60) / 24; echo $c ." days";
<8> Result: 2.95833333333 days
<10> 86400 * 3
<4> when i add my "php_value register_globals 1" to my .htaccess, does it go anywhere special?
<4> or do i just slam it in like ***
<4> he's just mad 'cause his boss can fire him for no reason now
<4> lol
<11> @php $a=1; $b=2; $a ^= ($b ^= ($a ^= $b)); echo "a:$a, b:$b";
<8> Result: a:2, b:1
<12> pizza! :D
<11> hey HaNtU]uU[, what's shakin
<4> hai hantu



<12> hey Tb :D
<12> nadda, heavy rain.. was running at uni :o
<12> all soaked up
<12> hows you guys
<11> i'm trying to get a microcontroller starter kit going
<11> and do some embedded stuff
<12> in what language
<11> and learn electronics
<13> which microcontroller?
<10> ASM foo!
<11> Zenethian: not set on one yet
<11> a friend got me a PIC kit, but no programmer
<11> AVR seems to be popular
<13> if you're beginning, use a BASIC Stamp
<13> AVR is neat but a pain in the ***
<11> nah
<13> and has a very small hobbyest community.
<11> how so?
<12> sup foo pout
<13> the programmers are generally expensive and there is not nearly enough documentation. I really love the PICs myself.
<11> Zenethian: what would you suggest post-BASIC stamp?
<10> AVR studio is nice
<11> oh yeah? engineer friend of mine hated PIC :/
<13> I have a ton of various PIC processors sitting in a box with my robotics stuff.
<11> since i have yet to use any, i have yet to have an opnion
<11> opinion
<13> well
<10> http://www.avrfreaks.net/
<13> it's a vastly different memory architecture than PCs and that throws people off
<10> http://ktechlab.org/ <-Very cool program that simulates PICs
<10> you can use BASIC too
<13> code memory is absolutely separate from data memory and registers are weird. there's only one actual register, W, and the rest is memoryspace
<11> thanks poutine, i'll check it out
<11> Zenethian: yeah i gathered
<13> the rest of the registers sit in a block of memory and are essentially electronic dip switches.
<13> hehe
<12> okay you people are not speaking my language ;(
<11> Hardvard architecture and one register
<11> harvard*
<11> i was looking at the asm
<13> the nice thing is that there is nothing unusual about directly addressing memory
<11> poutine: looks nice, have you used ktechlab?
<13> unlike in x86 and the like, where directly addressing memory is usually more hoops to jump through
<10> pizza_milkshake, yes
<11> Zenethian: you do electronics in your spare time and/or work?
<13> spare time, yeah
<10> Zenethian, you trying to say you have no spare time?
<13> Yes.
<13> :D
<13> you're mean.
<10> !
<13> hah
<13> actually I'm just really tired and not exactly sure what you meant by that.
<10> you interpreted it right the first time
<13> alright
<13> but yeah, it is a consuming hobby.
<11> Zenethian: can you recommend a good book with which i can get started with electronics in general? i've been looking at lots, and they all have very mixed reviews
<13> I used to hang out with these people before I moved away: http://circ.mtco.com
<10> although I'm kidding really, electronics is real hard to get into, physically, I've not moved past a pic basic project I bought from radioshack years ago
<13> pizza_milkshake: yeah, definitely, Miller & Miller: Electronics The Easy Way
<13> great book
<13> very 'schoolbook' like, but it's good.
<11> thanks, i'll get it
<11> argh, ktechlab requires kde libs
<12> thats a huge ****
<12> clear
<12> er
<10> should just need Qt I thought
<10> Qt and that **** to emulate PICs
<13> http://circ.mtco.com/competitions/2002/images/mov00153.mpg
<13> hehehe
<11> Build Requirements
<11> * KDE libraries . 3.2


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