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<0> the more i drink, the more i piss outa my ***
<1> well
<1> it's hard telling which end is your *** anyway, Tb.
<0> like poutine, i've pulled down my pants
<0> spun around
<0> and let loose a firehose of liquified ****
<0> and completely took out the toilet paper roll
<0> which adds insult to injury
<2> :-)
<2> http://www.confessor.org/finances.php <-- MySQL-ed!
<0> you call that creative?
<2> I'm deeply ironic.
<2> And not very graphically oriented.
<2> But yes, I am creative.
<1> And I take bank accounts. :D
<3> you have you bank account on the internet?
<3> that's smert
<2> Being open with my net worth keeps me honest with myself.
<3> how? :P
<1> Being open with your net worth makes your penis feel slightly bigger.
<2> Zenethian - Uh... no.
<3> my penis is bigger until i have to pay rent
<1> :)
<1> rent was due for me on the 1st
<1> where my penis shrank in half. :(
<3> if i didn't have rent, i'd be like $8000 richer
<3> or
<3> i mean, if i didn't have insane rent
<3> omg. there were like 100 blog posts since i left today
<1> "I suggested holding a "Python Object Oriented Programming Seminar", but
<1> the acronym was unpopular."
<0> lol
<2> Can I ***ign the next mysql_query to the same variable as the first with no ill effects (after I'm finished with the first, of course)?
<0> try it
<2> I meant that I need to ***emble another SQL table.
<3> it's not even 10:00
<3> i'm going to be totally sober before going to bed
<3> that just ain't right
<1> I'm tired. :-/
<4> give me a good name
<4> go
<4> name for a project
<4> chop chop, make it snappy
<4> come on
<3> cockwagon
<3> ****bucket
<3> ***lagoon
<3> niggerfly
<4> stuff i can actually use
<3> ***lagoon.
<4> one syllable
<4> preferably starting with "P", "PY" would be even better
<3> just say it really fast
<3> pynis
<0> i like cockwagon
<3> you would.
<5> hhahaha ***lagoon
<3> that's my favorite
<1> heh
<1> The Blue ***lagoon
<5> that kicks ***
<0> lol
<4> !php print gethostbyname("***lagoon.com");
<6> 204.251.15.174
<4> doh
<4> wait a tick
<5> it's nto registered
<5> No match for "***LAGOON.COM".
<4> !php print gethostbyname("kingjedofthesporekingdom.com");
<6> 204.251.15.174
<4> !php print gethostbyname("dal.intpos.com");
<6> 202.91.34.9
<4> odd.
<5> indeed.
<4> indeed.
<3> !php print gethostbyname('jdfgdiswndlfisnnviirnebdfgbeidiouhfdfioughdjfnj.com');
<6> 204.251.15.174
<4> !php print getnamebyhost("204.251.15.174");
<6> Fatal error: Call to undefined function getnamebyhost() in /usr/home/poutine/safe/raw.php(6) : eval()'d code on line 1
<3> addr
<3> not name i think
<4> !php print gethostbyaddr("204.251.15.174");
<6> parking-174.directnic.com
<4> NEG.
<4> curious
<5> lol
<3> NIG.
<2> Uh, some of you guys asked *why* I'm so open with my finances.
<4> !php print_r(gethostbynamel("204.251.15.174"));
<6> Array
<6> (
<6> [0] => 204.251.15.174
<2> http://www.confessor.org/finances.php <-- This should answer your questions.
<6> )
<3> see, i prefer to give people less of a reasion to rob me
<4> !php print_r(gethostbynamel("parking-174.directnic.com"));
<6> Array
<0> no, we just think you're stupid
<6> (
<6> [0] => 204.251.15.174
<6> )
<4> weak
<5> heheh
<3> it's going to take you 7 years to save 1.2k?
<5> student loon
<2> If I *don't* use the money I'm saving to pay it back.
<3> what's great about me is that most of my coworkers are still paying off college loans
<3> mines going into retirement
<3> and i'm younger than them
<2> But I want to thank everybody in this channel for their ***istance!
<2> SQL was *far* easier than I anticipated.
<2> 'course, I've barely scratched the surface.
<3> i need to get deeper into the optimization and theory of databases
<3> i'm gonna go book shopping this weekend i think
<5> if you find a good one, let me know
<3> i'm probably gonna get the one by jeremy zawodny
<3> high performance mysql
<7> big joins are fun :_
<7> The code I'm working on right now has a few, average sized joins. I'm hoping its not too much for the person who normally maintains these websites. I have yet to see a join in her code.
<3> hehe. i love dissecting sql
<3> it's one of the joys of my job
<7> mm, pimpzilla
<4> jedzilla > pimpzilla
<7> you should make a jedzilla theme
<7> plaster your name all over the place
<7> make all the buttons the jed button.
<4> hell yes
<4> writing tokenizers ****s. :(
<7> explode(',', $str); :)
<4> explode(file_get_contents("pyre_source_code.pyre"), $TOKENIZE_RULES));
<2> explode is how I came up with my dynamic menu system.
<4> if only it were that easy
<4> but no, gotta handle & and &=, << and <<=, and so forth
<7> I've done quite a few character-by-character parsers
<4> if(some_condition() xor some_other_condition())
<4> would you guys see a purpose for a "xor" operator
<7> they are a bit annoying, but I havn't found them particularly hard.
<4> like that
<7> sure, why not.
<3> my time tracking software REALLY REALLY needs a completion status option
<3> right now i'm just editing the task name
<0> i need new shoes bad
<7> I do too.
<5> get run over again?
<5> ruined your shoes or what? ;)
<0> no
<0> just old
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