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<0> ****... privilege problems again
<0> at least i dont have to change the ownership on a bunch of tables
<1> i absolutely hate IE
<1> like i don't mind the html problems
<1> i don't mind the memory leaks
<1> i don't mind the crashing or the viruses
<2> but the css issues ?
<1> css issues are fine
<1> it's the javascript incompatabilities i hate
<2> ahh
<1> because i can live with things looking a little off.
<1> but js in ie is totally defunct.
<1> i mean, to the point of it not making sense
<1> width="100%" made a colspan not work if it's set in javascript and there are cells that aren't as wide as the width specified
<1> or something
<1> i don't even know
<0> sounds more like a bug than an incompatibility
<0> are there any php profilers out there?
<3> profilers?
<4> any of you kids have a finished site? i need some affiliates to get rid of the 10 code52 buttons
<4> ;/
<2> lol
<5> jedzilla: looks like RAID3 is what I want
<0> Confessor: it'll give you statistics on the performance of your code, like where performance bottlenecks are.
<0> the indexer for a search engine i'm writing is really really slow.
<3> Ah.
<2> Confessor is really Confuser :D
<3> How... so?
<2> who in their right mind would confess ?
<2> Im tellin everyone "It wasn't me"
<2> nevermind.. it was wasted
<3> Hmm...
<3> Well, I chose confessor because *most* elements of my life are an open book.
<2> oic...
<2> re krr
<2> I soo wanna toss this system outa window
<1> why does every
<1> coworker talk
<1> like this on
<1> instant messenger
<2> because they
<6> why don't you ask them?
<2> are ****ing
<2> retarded
<6> they probably type slow
<2> come on..
<2> It's not hard to type 50 wpm
<0> mwahahaha, .04ms search times out of my search engine. it's no google, but it will do.
<6> Jstr; yes but some people don't chat on IRC... we have practice ;)
<6> met; cool
<2> jon: actually I was typing 50 - 55 wpm BEFORE i got on irc...
<1> this person doesn't type slow
<6> Jstr; i've never monitor'd my wpm
<2> but I need to reboot... this pos system is going to die soon
<1> she writes a few large articles a day
<6> so i don't know my rates....
<0> almost quitting time. time to check in my code and hope to god there arent any conflicts
<4> mr. kool aid eh jon boy?
<4> heh
<6> eh?
<1> drinky time mutha ****a
<4> pokerdiet
<4> heh
<6> oh, haha, yeah
<6> family guy
<6> un-irreg1rdless; one step ahead of ya
<6> ansimation; i*think* this is the correct url... www.pokerdiet.com/ohyeah1.gif
<4> hah
<4> looks like im not the only idiot with direcway
<4> ;/
<4> haha, yea. that was it.
<6> i love it
<6> you seen that episode?
<6> oh no! OH NO! oh NO! -------- OHHHHHHHH YEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
<4> no
<7>
<8> why does strtotime("24:00:00")-strtotime("23:00:00"); return a negative number?
<9> uh, 'cause that's what you told it to do
<9> you're subtracting 24 from 23
<8> Technobabble: im subtracting 24 from 23?
<4> heh
<9> what number do you get?
<8> -1141513201
<4> !php echo strtotime("24:00:00")-strtotime("23:00:00");
<10> -1141444800
<4> !php echo strtotime("22:00:00")-strtotime("23:00:00");
<10> -3600
<11> !php asctime(strtotime("24:00:00"))
<10> Fatal error: Call to undefined function asctime() in /usr/home/poutine/safe/raw.php(6) : eval()'d code on line 1
<9> !php echo strtotime("23:00:00")-strtotime("24:00:00");
<10> 1141444800
<11> !php print strtotime("24:00:00")
<9> what were you expecting
<12> heh
<11> welcome to the wonderful world of php time bugs
<8> lol
<11> !php print strtotime("23:59:59")
<10> 1141448399
<11> @*time*
<13> Functions matching *time*:
<13> Lots of matching functions. Truncating list to 20 results.
<13> apache_reset_timeout(), connection_timeout(), fileatime(), filectime(), filemtime(), get_magic_quotes_runtime(), gettimeofday(), gmmktime(), gmstrftime(), ibase_timefmt(), imap_timeout(), localtime(), mcal_time_valid(), mcve_maxconntimeout(), mcve_settimeout(), microtime(), mktime(), msession_timeout(), ncurses_timeout()
<12> " The string to parse, according to the GNU Date Input Formats syntax. Before PHP 5.0, microseconds weren't allowed in the time, since PHP 5.0 they are allowed but ignored."
<11> !php print localtime(1141448399)
<10> Array
<11> !php print_r(localtime(1141448399));
<10> Array
<10> (
<10> [0] => 59
<10> [1] => 59
<10> [2] => 23
<11> !php print_r(localtime(1141448400));
<10> Array
<10> (
<10> [0] => 0
<10> [1] => 0
<10> [2] => 0
<11> oh, they fixed that direction
<11> finally
<11> !php print PHP_VERSION;
<10> 5.1.1
<8> heh
<12> haha
<11> !php penis_flood(3);
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<8> this is lovely
<14> !php penis_flood(1);
<8> very lovely
<11> i am suddenly motivated to write a bot
<11> in the most arcane language possible
<15> bf
<11> yeah right
<11> double****, maybe
<12> i got bored and was writing programs on my ti-89 during school...in BASIC! :-/
<8> ok.. im inserting mysql value CURRENT_TIME() into a table. how can i make it be inserted in seconds or something?
<11> or my fork with a stack
<11> which i call stack****
<11> ^_ to push/pop
<8> can i simply choose a different variable type for my column?
<11> implementing a for loop is easier in stack****
<11> as is copying numbers around
<11> [-]++++++++++^>_
<11> add the pointer to the value directly to the right ^[->+<]_
<11> preserves the data
<11> without copying it to another cell
<8> ok
<3> SQL Float = Single, right?
<11> oo, a brain**** bot
<11> good idea
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