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<0> im so fick.
<0> :)
<1> fick?
<0> Stupid. Thick. Un-intelligent.
<0> http://www.google.co.uk/search?&q=define%3athick
<1> yes, i know what thick means.
<1> but "fick" isn't a word.
<0> it's a german word.
<0> apparently.
<0> i was insinuating i was stupider.
<1> fick is the last name of a german physiologist, but not a word
<0> oh okay :(
<0> owned
<1> power-owned.
<1> my shoes go great with jeans.
<0> aren't you just a trend setter?
<0> *the
<1> i dunno if loafers + jeans is really a trend i need to set :P
<0> it's already been done.
<0> gutted!
<1> which is exactly why i said that
<0> if stripslashes() will strip the slashes from // and replace it with / will /// be rudeced to //?
<0> reduced*
<2> php.net/stripslashes
<2> read first
<2> what kind of slash they strip
<0> yes it says on there that it replaces // with /.
<0> im asking about /// though
<0> as if i used stripslashes and put in http:// to make a link it wouldn't make a link that worked, it would make http:/
<3> RTFM
<3> it doesn't remove forward slashes
<0> ahhh what an idiot.
<0> somebody shoot me.
<4> Are there any acccelerators that support 5.1.x ?
<5> i think zend is probably the only one at the moment
<6> hey ansi.. how's it going
<7> what's up mane
<6> not much, just walked in the door
<4> Eaccelerator looks to have a beta with support
<7> true
<7> anything new?
<8> Bored!
<9> who the heck is Poutine_crackberry anyway
<6> lol
<7> heh
<9> is that poutine on his blackberry?
<8> Yes
<10> yup
<10> chinese or arabic?
<10> what do I eat?
<8> Chinese
<9> chinese
<6> arabic!!!!!!!!
<10> yeah Jstr I do love the arabic
<6> esp if she is 18 :D
<10> falafel, shawarma, humus
<6> all good stuff
<10> so, if chinese, what should I get?
<6> what did you get last time... something and the egg rolls ?
<6> since you order in chinese ... i have no clue :D\
<8> Hot n spicy beef
<10> what did it look like?
<10> and they were spring rolls
<6> yea..
<6> that's all i remember
<10> only reason I order in chinese is to tell them to spit in yours
<7> chicken fried cat
<8> Is jstr as crazy as me?
<10> not really
<10> he's alot more stable and socialable
<10> I mean he's almost as likely to be convicted of a felony in the next year
<8> ***hole
<10> but
<10> he's no poutine
<6> lol
<6> am i crazy ?
<6> or as crazy as you ?
<6> trollboy is right, I am no poutine.. but then again... why would we want 2 poutine's running around ?
<8> Ping plz
<6> and trollboy is wrong, i wont be convicred of a felony any time soon
<1> what kind of background checks do you think deutsche bank is capable of conducting?
<9> wow, blackberries are laggy
<6> convicted also
<1> anything more than the regular background checks any company can run?
<6> un-irreg1rdless: depends on how much info they want
<9> [12:08:53] [Poutine_crackberry PING reply]: 37secs
<9> that's some killer lag
<11> how would i change mailservers used by PHP's std mail functions?
<6> [Poutine_crackberry PING reply]: 33secs
<10> * Ping reply from Poutine_crackberry: 23.92 second(s)
<11> on a linux box?
<11> is it a PhP thing?
<1> i may or may not have a juvy record :P
<1> think they can get it?
<6> un-irreg1rdless: if they really wanted to know.. yea
<9> blakespot: that's now how sendmail works
<9> not, rather
<9> php on anything but windows relies on sendmail being present on your system
<1> i don't think they can within the confines of the law
<11> jedzilla: what I mean is - I want to use an external mailserver to send mail
<11> rather than localhost
<9> and what i mean is, you can't
<9> if you'd read what i'm typing, you'd know that
<8> I'm lagged because of ****ty receotion
<11> ....PHP does not allow the use of an external mailserver to send mail?
<9> [12:09:45] <9> php on anything but windows relies on sendmail being present on your system
<11> wow, how weak
<9> use your own smtp lib if you absolutely need that functionality
<9> no, you're a weak unix admin if you can't configure sendmail
<11> no, you make ***umptions about the nature of the hosting on which I am running this script
<11> incorrect ones
<9> get better hosting if they don't have sendmail
<11> or a better scripting language
<11> hell, ColdFusion can use external mailservers with no prob
<9> cold fusion looks like a warm pile of ****
<9> and is a horrible language, and you should be ashamed for knowing it
<12> hi there, does anyone knows how I can parse a string with smarty vars into another var? (so instead of using a file, i want to use a string)
<11> well, it's more apt as far as its mail server flexibility obviously
<9> php doesn't prohibit you from doing anything
<8> Then go use it
<9> i'm saying, without using an external library (i think there's an SMTP one in PEAR), it does not do that
<11> jedzilla: ok. i'd like to use an external mail server with PHP under linux
<9> simply because 99.9999% of unix admins properly configure sendmail and don't need that functionality
<9> and my guess is, your host doesn't want you to send e-mails from it
<9> which is why they disabled mail() and sendmail in the first place
<9> so stop circumventing their law and get a better host
<9> and go use coldfusion if you like it so much
<11> this is not my case - but there are certainly situations where someone, for load reasons, would want to use an external, dedicated mailing box aside from the appserver
<9> ...and they do, using a SMTP library
<11> you say PEAR has one?
<9> it just might
<11> and you are quite certain that under linux and without an external library, PHP requires local sendmail to send email ?
<8> Blakespot can I get your cc info
<9> i was jed@php.net
<9> i'm just shooting in the dark here
<9> i have no clue what i'm talking about
<13> whats up guys
<13> another basic wuestion for you
<9> glacius: enough with the foreplay, let's hear it
<13> how do u align text with using <p align=left>
<11> jed@php.net means nothing to me - sorry if that disappoints
<13> i dont want a paragraph
<9> that's an html question
<9> for #html
<13> oh
<11> but fine
<9> blakespot: it means i was a php developer
<13> ok
<9> who worked on php itself
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