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<0> Thanks so much!!! :)))
<1> guh.
<0> :p
<1> iframes ****.
<0> :|
<0> why's that?
<1> because all frames ****
<0> My whole page is built on lotta tables and iframes :]
<1> welcome to never getting into google
<0> o :[
<0> o.O?
<1> they **** up back buttons
<0> why?
<1> they **** up navigation
<1> they **** up seo
<1> they **** up layouts



<0> oh :\
<0> hm
<2> Yes!
<3> http://www.confessor.org/finances.php
<3> At this point, the best backend improvement would be migrating data into a database...
<3> But my data will *never* be extensive enough to make that necessary.
<3> For now, I'll just use arrays.
<4> hey
<4> confessor
<4> can ya help me with a quick thing
<4> it's prolly like one word ?
<3> It depends.
<4> http://pastebin.ca/44331
<4> im trying to change that
<4> so it saves it on the server
<4> to like a txt file or something
<4> like order.txt
<4> instead of emailing it to me
<3> I'm afraid not, Un1x.
<3> I could probably have helped you if it were visual basic...
<4> ahh
<4> ok np
<3> But Server-Side scripting is a competely new environment.
<3> I went through hell getting my own page appearing correctly.
<5> Un1x`
<5> @fwrite!
<6> (PHP 3, PHP 4, PHP 5)
<6> int fwrite ( resource handle, string string [, int length] )
<6> Binary-safe file write
<6> http://www.php.net/fwrite
<3> For that matter, since I am a newbie, I might as well ask now:
<4> fedt
<5> ?
<4> http://pastebin.ca/44331
<4> how do i add it to that :|
<3> Based on the output here: http://www.confessor.org/finances.php, does anybody have suggestions regarding my php script or display?
<4> soon as everyone sees the god damn script i got from goog
<4> they run
<4> :|
<3> ...
<5> Un1x`: there's plent of examples on http://www.php.net/fwrite
<5> look there
<4> ok
<3> k, I'm an idiot.
<3> Since this script doesn't update dynamically (owner makes infrequent changes, rather than user)
<3> I could have done this as a Visual Basic .Net 2003 project...
<3> Saved server processing time...
<3> And worked in an environment where I frickin' *KNOW THE RULES!*
<4> hey
<4> fedt
<4> this dont work http://pastebin.ca/44334
<7> hrm.. why not date('d-m-Y') instead of date('d')."-".date('m')."-".date('Y') ?
<8> indeed.
<9> g'day
<10> selam,hi...
<11> hm
<11> if you want to get a calendar to people that they'll look at, how do you do it?
<11> can be computer or paper, preferably cheap
<12> naked ladies
<11> i want a "women of fxcm" calendar
<9> use cool landscapes and scantily clad women



<11> i wish windows had a calendar
<13> Undeliverable as Addressed, March 02, 2006, 2:23 pm, NEW YORK, NY 10005
<13> ****ER
<14> ....
<14> un-irreg1rdless, what is that all about ?
<13> my package got sent back?
<14> and... ?
<15> ?????????
<13> there's an and?
<16> how do search scripts work? do they search databases or do they search actual pages?
<17> depends on the setup, but usually a database
<17> u could make it search files but it wouldnt be very efficient
<16> so sites which have a search function usually have all of their pages in a database?
<13> generally yes
<16> ok, thanks
<13> it really depends on the website, though
<13> there are many popular file searchers
<13> and the google search appliance can do just about anything
<16> thats cause google are mental.
<13> why?
<16> as in good.
<13> what?
<16> Google are good at programming. Their ideas are exceptional.
<18> and their search appliance still can't make a cup of coffee
<18> wtf is up with that?
<13> oky doke.
<13> spox: mine can.
<18> "innovative" my ***
<19> What php accelerator to use?
<18> c?
<20> orlux: they use lots of python
<16> i've not heard of python.
<13> it's a snake
<16> fashiz?
<16> errr - when i submit info into a database in blob format... the apostrophies turn to \'. how can i fix this?
<16> turn in to "\'" not \'.
<16> now im confused.
<16> but yeah - how do i fix this problem?
<18> @stripslashes!
<6> (PHP 3, PHP 4, PHP 5)
<6> string stripslashes ( string str )
<6> Un-quote string quoted with addslashes()
<6> http://www.php.net/stripslashes
<16> thanks
<13> heh. the description for that function is terrible
<13> un-quote?
<14> blob format ?
<14> oh
<14> nvm
<16> :S
<14> iwant to suggest 0x or \x version
<14> more stable
<13> what?
<21> ah
<21> eharmony
<13> IS EVERYBODY IN HERE ON CRACK?
<14> un-irreg1rdless, no one here for cracking
<16> Satria - crack is a drug?
<21> 2 things about them; 1. "its like tasting champaign for the first time" I hate champaign. 2. I took thier profile ***essment, they said they'd never be able to match me up with anyone.
<16> do all blob formatted fields have to be binary?
<14> didnt have to
<13> no, but if it's just text, why would you use blob?
<14> un-irreg1rdless, actually blob more saving data
<14> orlux, and make you confuse
<13> what?
<13> HI 2 SPK TEH ENGLASH KTHX
<14> *if its pure text*
<16> can't varchar only be a certain length?
<14> without any encoding
<13> orlux: yes, but there the TEXT fields
<16> what?
<13> orlux: if you want to store lots of text, use TEXT
<16> i should use "Text" field. hahaha
<16> im so fick.


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