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<0> booooring
<1> @confess filter bored
<2> I work in a restaurant and sometimes when I'm bored I like to shave all the hair off my body and put it in people's food. Sometimes people notice and complain about hair in their food. I secretly laugh at them. If they only knew.
<1> now you have something to do
<0> =\
<3> @confess filter tits
<2> When i was in junior high my girlfriend and I felt eachother up in my bed. We almost got caught, and felt guilty about it for a while. I don't feel guilty about it anymore though, i mean, even though her tits were bigger than mine.
<3> @confess filter tits
<2> I played Sonic adventure 2 for three weeks just so I could watch Rouge the Bat's tits Bounce in the Chao village. I am such a ****ing Nerd.
<0> hehehe
<3> @confess filter tits
<2> i don't know why but i am turned on by older women, especially the one's that have saggy tits. i don't desire the younger girls with pert boobs. i also like cellulite and fat ***es.
<3> @confess filter tits
<2> I'm a guy. I think my tits are too big and I sometimes think about getting breast reduction surgery. I'm not overweight, but I have seen smaller man-boobs on fatter guys. I think they are a bit too big for my size, even though NOBODY has ever said that to me. Maybe I'm nuts.
<1> woah
<0> id tell him
<3> @confess filter tits
<2> I love fingering other girls. Sliding my fingers into lesbians is so much fun. I love tits and enjoy lesbian ***
<1> he's not overweight and is thinking about getting a boob reduction!?
<3> @confess filter tits
<2> I think tits are hot.
<0> i knew a guy like that in high school
<0> he had big man tits
<3> @confess filter tits
<0> moobs if you will
<2> Someday you'll be old and wrinkly. Your tits will be sagging. And you'll be alone, crying because you wish you hadn't thrown me away. I would've stuck with you for life.
<1> @grep channel:#php nick:spox http://.*tits.*
<2> Error: Failed to find any results matching query.
<1> hrm
<3> @confess filter tits
<1> @grep channel:#php nick:spox http://.*tit
<2> [2006/05/29-12:46:14|#php]<1> http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0103007/
<2> I keep feeling this lump in my girlfriends breats when I'm giving her a good seeing to. I haven't told her about it as I'd hate it if she lost one of her tits, they're m***ive and I love giving her a pearl neclace.
<1> samnit
<1> damnit*
<3> @confess filter tits
<2> My girlfriend has this really hot cousin, and I'd love to just get between them and be covered in their tits.
<1> @grep channel:#php nick:spox http://.*mantit
<2> [2006/06/01-12:44:43|#php]<1> http://timsebaypics.homestead.com/mantitty.jpg
<1> there we go :P
<0> no thanks
<0> ill skip that one
<1> ha
<4> high
<0> jstr might like it *shrugs*
<4> eh ?
<3> @confess filter tits
<2> I went to a party today, and I constantly looked at my host's tits. I couldn't help it, they're great!
<0> shhhh, shhhh
<0> @confess filter grease
<2> **** i'm getting grease all over my keyboard
<0> @confess filter grease
<2> I know McDonalds is horrible for you but I love it. I love getting a quarter pounder with cheese and seeing the grease spots it leaves in the box. Sometimes I can almost feel my heart palpitate.
<1> "Got a SIGSEGV while executing native code. This usually indicates a fatal error in the mono runtime or one of the native libraries used by your application."
<1> right on
<0> @confess filter fear
<2> my girlfriend is on vacation and as much as i love her and want to trust her, i fear shes sleeping with other men.
<0> HAH
<0> women are whores
<4> yea, but if they chicks.. then they are perfect whores
<5> doesn't he mean "other boys"
<4> like *
<6> men are whores too
<6> people in general are whores
<5> i'm not a whore
<1> YOU ARE A WHORE
<5> if i'm a whore, then where's my ****ing money?
<6> Anyone who isn't a whore is a loser.
<6> hehe
<1> you're a cheap whore?
<5> apparently
<5> most the time i have to pay for it
<0> maybe youre just a slut then
<5> that'll work
<4> follower: you're
<5> YOUR A SLUT
<4> Two-Bits: we all pay for it in one way or another..
<0> are you correcting me for not using proper punctuation?
<4> follower: isn't it apparent ?
<4> :P
<0> if youll notice, i rarely use any
<5> Jstr puts the "punc" in "punctuation nazi"
<0> its worthless on irc
<1> lies
<0> especially when you have people that OMG K THX
<5> if it's worthless on irc, then it's worthless everywhere
<0> they ruined the internet years ago
<5> god forbid should we say what we mean and mean what we say
<5> zomg no WAI!
<0> i mean what i say, unpunctuated
<5> they ruind teh intarwebnet
<0> durka durka
<5> beep beep zip tang
<5> bonus points to whomever knows where that's from
<0> slap the pity on a runny kine
<5> the ****?
<0> mine is from pooty tang!
<5> mine is not
<0> mine is =\
<5> you're all probably too young to know where it's from anyway
<4> Two-Bits: what are you 50 ?
<5> nope
<0> 43
<4> ok. then I am goin to have to say its from tom n jerry ?
<5> close, but nope
<5> @jstr
<5> follower: not even close
<4> I was talkin about your line.
<4> beep beep zip tang
<4> or is durka durka beep beep zip tang the full line ?
<0> bah
<5> i'm referring to just beep beep zip tang
<4> is it a cartoon or movie ?
<5> cartoon
<7> @list
<2> (PHP 3, PHP 4, PHP 5)
<2> void list ( mixed varname, mixed ... )
<2> ***ign variables as if they were an array
<2> http://www.php.net/list
<5> Confessor: is your browser broken?
<7> No, Two-Bits.
<0> screw yall, im going to work
<7> I apologize if I broke protocol.
<0> ph34r!
<5> Confessor: not really breaking protocol. it's just stupid, that's all
<1> i don't believe that apology at all
<0> ***shhhooollle
<5> follower: i thought you were going to work
<0> eh, i guess
<0> bbl
<7> @confess filter protocol
<2> No confessions matched given filter.
<7> :-(
<5> @confess i ****
<4> Two-Bits: roadrunner / wild e Coyotee
<1> filter!
<5> Jstr: very very close
<5> @confest filter i ****
<5> @confess filter i ****
<2> I hate my thesis committee for making the process take so long. But, maybe i should just face up that i ****.
<5> @confess filter herpes
<5> ssssllllloooowwwww
<2> i am 13 and i have herpes
<4> Two-Bits: is it still on tv or is it old school ?
<7> @confess filter hepetitis
<2> No confessions matched given filter.
<5> Jstr: technically that's the show, but it's sorta like a show within the show
<7> @confess filter MASH
<2> Im angry all the time. But I think thats because people need to be MASHED.
<5> @confess filter aids
<2> I pulled the fire alarm at pawnshop and blamed it on some one else. My name isnt Ashley or Brandy. I swear. I also had casual *** with everyones boyfriend when I lived in Miami Florida. I "did it" with 80 % of the men at revolver. No wonder when I meet people they tell me I smell like aids.
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