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<0> that too
<0> cvs makes such a mess of source trees, i've found
<1> the svn commandline **** is crashing on cygwin
<1> which unfortunately is a dev enviroment for me
<2> you could use a gui tool for svn
<2> like tortoise
<2> yes you do
<2> admit it
<0> i do
<2> you would be sad if you hadn't known



<3> @udefine ~random
<4> No definition found for: ~random
<2> that's interesting
<2> @udefine ~random
<4> No definition found for: ~random
<2> wtf
<1> @gdefine prolapse
<4> Definition for: prolapse
<4> 1. The protrusion or dropping of the uterus (uterine prolapse), rectum (rectocele) or bladder (cystocele) into the vagina.
<4> Source: http://www.seekwellness.com/incontinence/glossary_of_incontinence_terms.htm
<5> heh
<2> yum
<6> hi
<6> sorry, I have this code that driving me crazy
<6> http://phpfi.com/100041
<6> could anyone have a look at it ?
<6> for some reasons it doesn't take the txt variable
<6> and i don't know why
<6> anybody here ?
<1> The last name '****inson' is very offending
<5> indeed it is
<1> http://www.****inson.edu/ <-nambla school?
<5> heh
<5> youre a sick man poutine :)
<7> anyone here?
<5> im high
<5> but im here
<7> fair enough
<7> do you watch Gilmore Girls?
<8> wtf?
<8> girls watch gilmore girls
<8> that's it
<7> i need the race of the dog in that program
<9> CAN I PLAY WITH UR PEEPEE
<9> KTHX LAR
<10> more talk of gilmore girls?
<8> Mr_Eko: dogs don't have races
<8> well
<8> greyhound races and ****
<7> welll... the brand of whatever you call the different kinds of dogs in your language
<8> breed?
<7> that's it
<7> breed...
<7> i need the breed of that fugly dog
<8> http://www.terrificpets.com/dog_breeds/
<7> i haven't seen the show
<7> but my gf wants a dog like the one in that show
<7> so, i have no idea how that ****er looks and google just shoot pr0n when i type gilmore girls dog
<8> http://compagnon.fidele.free.fr/images/races/Gr1bearded/ASCC-Shamrock2003.JPG
<8> does it look something like that?
<7> no idea
<7> i haven't seen that one...
<11> http://msdn.microsoft.com/vstudio/express/default.aspx
<8> http://leonardnimoyphotography.com/images/2/fullbody/Zz300.jpg
<7> WTF?
<10> LOL
<11> http://www.dilbert.com/comics/dilbert/archive/dilbert-20060202.html
<8> seann: welcome to my life.
<11> true story.
<12> ew



<5> i hate preg
<5> how the hell do i extract "file" from "dir/file.ext"
<5> if i try and group it, it includes the /
<13> @basename
<4> (PHP 3, PHP 4, PHP 5)
<4> string basename ( string path [, string suffix] )
<4> Returns filename component of path
<4> http://www.php.net/basename
<13> actually
<13> @pathinfo
<4> (PHP 4 >= 4.0.3, PHP 5)
<4> mixed pathinfo ( string path [, int options] )
<4> Returns information about a file path
<4> http://www.php.net/pathinfo
<13> use that instead
<5> thank you
<13> np
<13> use whatever your more comfortable with
<14> bbl: Work/Zz.
<15> hi there , i need some help on packed decimal and zoned decimal
<15> anyone can help me
<15> hi there , anyone ever done ascii to ebcdic translation
<15> i need to transfer a string from linux to an as400 machine
<15> i have followed instruction from the php.net
<15> n now stuck with packed decimal using pack()
<15> anybody ever used this
<16> is there someway to do so an uploadform only browse .jpg files when I press the button "browse" instead of displaying all files
<17> hello, someone could tell me please how could i write print_r($_SERVER) result into an .txt doc with fwrite ?!
<17> i`ve tried fwrite($x, print_r($_SERVER)) and dowsn`t work
<18> Anyone know how to echo out the base domain a script runs from?
<18> Example; if my script runs from http://www.easypwn.com/directory/anotherdir/somescript.php, how would I output 'http://www.easypwn.com' ?
<18> I'm going to use it in a script, which verifies the domain it runs from. So if $basedomain = $alloweddomain_array.. {.. } else { die...
<18> (nvm I found out. ($_SERVER['HTTP_HOST'];))
<19> hello, if I got in my mysql a row with values seperated by a comma, how do I put them in an array and split the comma?
<19> ok, I found that, just need to know how to determine how many values are in an array :|
<19> found it, thank you all ;)
<20> hi
<21> hey all
<20> 'lo
<22> morning
<20> morning
<7> @str_replace
<4> (PHP 3 >= 3.0.6, PHP 4, PHP 5)
<4> mixed str_replace ( mixed search, mixed replace, mixed subject [, int &count] )
<4> Replace all occurrences of the search string with the replacement string
<4> http://www.php.net/str-replace
<23> hi
<24> hi
<25> hi, i know this is not a php issue, but a CSS...anyway, people tend to know a lot here... can anyone tell me why, this page does not load on explorer? http://esenture.com/osmo/ but it does on firefox?
<5> if i had explorer i might be able to tell you
<5> but i dont
<5> are you sure its a css issue though?
<25> yup... you dont have explorer?
<5> no
<25> well, i cant find any other reason wwhy firefox loads it, and explorer dont..
<20> hold on.
<5> possibly javascript
<25> nop... no js involved..
<25> oh yes.. but only for a popup.. nothing major..
<20> NetGene: first, make sure stuff is in the right dir.
<25> what do you mean jstr?
<5> he means, make me a webpage bitch!
<20> nevermind that.
<25> ?
<20> i dunno, man... when I had php errors, w/ css ie didn't like it either.
<20> but i gotta run some errands and fix my php **** also..
<19> is there a way to change the name of the month in the number of the month? like change February to 02?
<20> so if you wanna do my stuff, i will look into your stuff
<25> lol.. thanks..
<20> but errand time
<25> how did you got rid of ie anyway? i tryed, but its still there... ehehe
<5> younglinkie: i know what you are talking about, but how do you want to do it/


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