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<0> I thought oscommerce was decent? I've not used it since around 2000
<1> I've heard it's ugly but works fine
<1> ugly and bloated
<0> like most php apps
<2> hmm
<2> l8r ppl.
<0> another feature request knocked out
<0> hooha
<3> i was hunting around for a hour tryin to find how the hell this stupid oscomerce function worked
<3> then when i found it, i didn't understand it 'cause i ****
<0> poor Technobabble
<0> just use your mind
<0> or the force
<3> i have a small buffer
<3> like bush, but mine is slightly larger



<3> so i'll read part of some code, and when i get to the end, i forgot what was in the beginning again
<3> i can hold only about.... 20 lines or so of code in my head at any given time
<3> where as bush can only hold... like 3 or 4 words
<0> quite smoking pot
<3> i don't smoke pot
<4> start smoking pot
<3> well, i do but only like 2 or 3 times a year
<3> sometimes less
<4> start drinking to excess every night
<4> we'll get you down to 3 or 4 words in no time
<3> i can't handle bud light
<3> it makes me piss outa my ***
<4> i was just gonna give you everclear and fruit punch
<3> i'd have to read off the teleprompter for EVERYTHING i say
<0> lol
<0> time for another beer and some more food
<3> ever notice how bush will face the camera like he's looking straight ahead
<3> but his eyes are always at 45 degrees
<3> especially in the state of the union addresses
<3> and even when he does those little press briefings in the oval
<0> its funny
<4> oh come on.. he's just got lazy eye.. uh.. both of em
<0> bush gives so many people enough ammo to attack him on real issues
<0> but the majority of people just revert to ad homs
<4> his speaking ability is not necessarily one of opinion though. no one argues that he's an elloquent speaker
<0> still relative
<3> he can't hold a complete thought in his head
<3> let alone get it out without reading it off of a piece of paper
<0> apparently there is a large percentage of the US population that at least claims to understand him
<3> now normally that's not such a big deal
<3> but when you're trying to lead a nation
<3> i would say communication skills are important
<4> i still contend that MOST people couldn't even come close to doing as well as he does with public speaking considering the situation and the pressure
<3> yeah, for a while
<4> most people dont speak in front of the entire nation, much less the world, much less having to be accountable for what they say
<3> then you get used to it
<3> i'm still thinking bush's problem is buffer space
<0> See, Technobabble, you prove that Bush's plan to win over the common people by providing them an image to identify with, is working.
<3> yeah but that's total crap
<3> that's like asking the voters who they think has the stinkiest ****
<3> or the one they did actually use with him vs kerry
<3> "who would you rather have a beer with"
<0> And what makes you think that voters wouldn't heavily considered that information if they have it?
<3> which should have been "who would you rather have a line of coke with"
<3> but the question they should REALLY be asking, is "who do you think would better run the nation"
<3> or maybe even "who do you think would be better at not making an *** of himself when sitting at a table with another leader from another country who just happens to hate our ****ing guts"
<0> I'm no fan of bush, but even in retrospect I still would have not voted for Kerry
<3> or even "who knows how to write a sentence that doesn't run-on"
<3> i didn't vote when bush was first voted in 'cause i was in the hospital
<1> Democrats: 1. Spend ..... 3. Profit!
<4> heh
<3> the second time i voted for kerri simply because i wanted someone new at the table
<3> no one takes a sit down with bush seriously
<4> actually, i think it's more like 1. Tax 2. Spend 3. ....
<1> I almost included tax
<3> uh, maybe republicans as a whole are better spenders
<3> but not bush
<3> bush redefines "debt"
<1> Bush does have some of his priorities out of whack
<4> not that a war as anything to do with it though



<1> the person I vote for in 2008 will advise the death penalty for illegal immigrants
<3> not to mention his "line item veto"
<3> that one's scarry
<3> he's done it something like 800 times
<1> you'd be surprised at the trash that p***es by his desk
<4> you are aware that presidents rely heavily on their staff when making just about all of the decisions they make, right?
<4> it's an administration, not an individual
<4> and i think it was some pr **** who advised that, i dont recall
<1> beyond your shallow rhetoric lies a man who has started what will be the cleansing of the middle east
<1> which I think will save this world
<1> no matter what you think about the war in Iraq, you have to agree, change is good
<4> not all change is good. but that change was good
<1> it's hard to go lower than rock bottom
<3> i think bush can find new and inventive ways to sink us even lower
<3> i have faith in him
<1> The economy is strong and the democrats have you convinced that higher gas prices == bad presidency
<3> they don't have me convinced
<3> democrats haven't even convinced me about global warming
<3> i say it's a self correcting problem
<1> yeah, I love this year's tornado season
<3> fossil fuels cause it, and we're running out of those
<1> err
<1> hurricane season
<4> global warming by large is a natural part of earth's cycle
<4> stopping it would be like stopping the seasons on a larger scale
<3> i heard something like the average temp of the world is 4 degrees hotter than it is now
<0> yes, weren't we supposd to have eleventy billion category 55555OMGWTFBBQ hurricanes this season due to global bush-warming?
<1> I'm trying to find the schedule
<1> but this time last year we had a ****load of hurricans
<1> but this time last year we had a ****load of hurricanes
<1> we haven't even had one, unless chris turns into one
<3> lol, i love it when the bible thumpers come into the chans and say the end of the world is coming
<3> they say there's more hurricanes now than ever
<3> but in the 40's there were WAY more
<4> there might be more hurricanes, but i dont care about the ones that never touch land
<3> http://iri.columbia.edu/outreach/education/openhouse2002/presentation/hurricane/node31.html
<3> there's noe, but it's not the one i was looking at before
<5> Hello all
<5> I was wondering if anyone knows if yahoo will index page content if it came from a sql database?
<0> why should yahoo care?
<6> how would yahoo even know?
<0> it just requests pages
<5> so it requests and "views" a page as if it was loaded in a browser?
<0> effectively, for the purposes of this conversation
<3> what's a good linux command line ftp client?
<0> ncftp
<0> is the best
<0> every thing else is third rate donkey ****
<3> hmm, not on yum
<1> what's wrong with the GNU ftp client?
<0> Technobabble: you're kidding
<0> as to what I like? ncftpget, proper globbing, tab completion, auto-anonymous login
<3> looks good
<3> i like the auto-anon
<3> ls
<3> oops
<3> and i dig the la -l
<3> and the ETA on the DL is sweet too
<0> better than typing `hash`
<7> use lftp
<8> @quote
<9> [|#php|6/05/22]: <@Two-Bits> mirc4life ya'll
<8> @quote
<9> [|#php|6/06/23]: <evulish_> ***ual ***ault my ***.
<8> !quote
<8> @quote filter late
<9> Looks like I ****ed or you ****ed up. This is what I know: Failed to find any quotes.
<7> @quote
<9> [|#php|6/07/27]: <7> look pal, you're in a programming channel on IRC talking about relatively uncommon hardware, how cool do you think you are?
<7> @quote
<9> [|#php|6/03/22]: <10> her boyfriend is going bald. that's so not hot.
<7> bash.org ...watch out!
<10> these quotes are hilarious


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