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<0> or don't tell me anything at all
<0> i hope it's cleanly php5, or you're gonna have a time
<1> lol
<2> lol
<2> pizza_milkshake, they were talking about you friday
<0> | NOTE! currently system is at most 8*65536 bytes long. This should be no
<0> | problem, even in the future. I want to keep it simple.
<0> linux-0.01 is amusing
<3> Is there some sort of function like copy() to save an image from an external website on your own directory ? I didn't get copy to work
<4> use curl
<5> quick question, i just running php on windows using phptriad, and when learn to make mysql table, got lots of newbie problem, which i dont know how to chmod +w file in the windows
<5> how to make it writeable ?
<4> right click, hit properties, uncheck 'read only'
<5> ic, i think the default is already unchecked
<4> yes
<5> thanks, let me think how to describe next question
<5> im trying to run the webregister-0.2beta for pvpgn (player vs player gaming network)
<5> i have create in mysql for database called pvpgn
<5> and then when im trying to create a new user, it said "Error: could not read data from the database"
<5> how to create the table in the database? and what table should i put into and how it look like?
<4> use CREATE TABLE
<6> w***sup
<4> your mom
<6> yeah.. its late.. she should be hitting the sack
<4> she's too busy hitting my sack
<6> dude.. just cause of that incident last week between your mom took place.. you dont have to go all crazy and evetrything
<0> i just sneezed
<0> and orange stuff came out
<0> is that healthy?
<4> it's herpes.
<0> awesome
<4> i can't decide what size of hoodie to get.
<4> medium or large.
<4> it's american apparel so i think they run kinda small
<7> http://pastebin.ca/159107 <- can someone tell me why that isn't working?
<4> i'm gonna guess that $_POST['lang'] isn't set
<7> yes, but shouldn't it be when you click one of the images in the form?
<4> it probably doesn't like two inputs with the same name
<0> "quote" your html entities too
<4> maybe i'll stop by the american apparel store
<0> this=bad that="great"
<4> what the hell.
<4> the guy that runs pastebin.ca wants to build a new server
<0> iamTHEmoose: review http://www.phpnoise.com/tutorials/6/4
<4> a dual xeon for a pastebin?
<7> jed, the problem is i'm trying to get it to post to itself
<0> iamTHEmoose: review http://www.phpnoise.com/tutorials/6/4
<0> notably the part about affixing [] to the input names
<0> evulish: hey man, php5 is like java
<4> your mom is like java, bitch.
<0> takes 89ms to draw that graph for christ's sake
<0> that's like, an eternity
<7> i'm not trying to p*** an array
<8> a cluttered namespace gets in the way of being a good object oriented bitch?
<0> i bet i could squeeze it down to 86
<0> iamTHEmoose: yes you are
<0> if you want two elements named the same thing, you're trying to p*** an array
<0> do a dropdown input and you'll get what you're really after, without the cool part of them able to click on a flag
<7> that's not what i'm really after
<0> based on http://pastebin.ca/159107 you're not trying to present two flags and p***ing a $_POST var based on which one they clicked?
<7> i want someone to be able to click a picture, and have it reload the page, with a different presentation based on what the picture is
<0> you're going to have much better luck if you avoid post for this
<0> the_page.php?lang=fr
<0> and set up a template to handle "lang" in $_GET instead of $_POST for all of your pages
<7> even when i name the second one differently, it doesn't work
<0> then you can move the actual flags outside of the form, and just make them <a>s
<4> i need to write an rss aggregator for java
<4> *in
<7> jed, i appreciate that you're trying to help, but that won't fix the problem i have right now
<0> then get the **** out
<0> i'm tired of presenting you with alternatives and having you cop a ****
<0> there's no quick fix for bad esign
<7> not copping anything, what i'm doing is a lot more involved than two pictures
<0> no, it isn't
<0> you're providing flags and you want a postback to change the language based on the selection
<0> am i wrong?
<4> i don't see why you're using a submit form for this anyways
<4> er, a post form
<0> evulish: because "that's the problem he has right now", i told him to use GET and he threw a fit
<7> evu, what i'm looking for, really, is a type of onclick for php, and this is the closest i've been able to find
<0> /foo/bar.php?lang=fr would ease his workload by about 500% but he wants to do it the hard way and give everyone that helps him ****
<4> an onclick for php?
<4> wtf is that?
<0> iamTHEmoose: php works on the server side, not the client
<0> you can't onclick with php
<0> php != ajax
<0> cry me a river and go to #ajax
<7> that's why i'm trying to use a form, that people can click on
<4> uh
<4> why not just use two links?
<0> [13:16:49] <0> you're going to have much better luck if you avoid post for this
<0> [13:16:55] <0> the_page.php?lang=fr
<0> [13:17:08] <0> and set up a template to handle "lang" in $_GET instead of $_POST for all of your pages
<0> [13:17:13] <7> even when i name the second one differently, it doesn't work
<0> [13:17:25] <0> then you can move the actual flags outside of the form, and just make them <a>s
<0> you can't do what you're trying to do with php, we know
<0> our advice is not to be trifled with
<0> php preprocesses html and sends it to the web server (a little differently in CGI setups), it has nothing to do with the browser at all
<0> you can't "onclick" ****, just use a ****ing link for christ's sake
<7> http://pastebin.ca/159207 <-= even when it's changed to that, with quotes and different names, it doesn't work. can anyone tell me why?
<0> i swear to god, i'm going to hit you
<7> is that a 'no' ?
<0> isn't type="image" dhtml?
<0> i don't recall that in my standards track
<0> either that or it's like a client-side image map
<0> either way, it's not going to work for what you're trying to do
<9> first see the big pictures so you don't get caught up in non-sensible details, study php
<9> an introduction read would help
<9> onclick, lol
<0> this is why i hate php
<10> and why php hates you
<0> php hates you more
<0> i wonder if my jed@php.net still works so i could discount that
<0> eh, who cares
<11> jesus cares
<0> i have no idea why i got approved
<0> i QAed like seventeen bugs and committed one patch
<0> then told sniper off and stopped QAing
<0> i see highlight_string is still broken
<4> i think i convinced someone earlier that a mexican gang raped trollboy
<10> w0nderbar!
<0> man, this is creepy
<8> This stupid bitch is trying to convince me that 4 of her friends got pregnant while using a condom
<8> what I want to know is, where was the man wearing it?
<0> hahah
<8> #christiandebate is great
<8> they're having a discussion about *** and abstinence
<8> how condoms shouldn't be promoted because it's God's way to not have *** in the first place
<0> oh christ
<8> I've been devoiced for calling Deborah` a liar for saying "4 of my friends got pregnant and they all used condoms"
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