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<0> your goals are too low
<1> lol
<0> listen, "adopt" me for a few weeks
<0> I'll change your mind quick
<0> I'll divide my time with you into accelerated partitions of a normal life, first I'll **** myself, piss all over and **** on your wife's tits, then I'll walk while ****ting and pissing, then I'll ask questions non stop, then I'll hate you, move out, and then put you two in a nursing home and steal your life's savings
<2> sounds like a hell of a weekend
<0> during my mock childhood, you can molest me to simulate what it'd really be like
<1> haha
<0> my man bits are already kid sized
<3> !addquote <0> my man bits are already kid sized
<4> Quote added: #1111
<3> :>
<5> lol
<6> @confess
<4> [126959] I can't go a day without *********ing...I usually do it twice a day
<0> ...



<5> @php echo time();
<4> Result: 1157166308
<5> there's no way to make a brower drop the POST information, is there?
<7> Why wont the value of $member_description output in a textarea?? The following code only works when I use it in a textbox... value="<? echo isset($_SESSION['new_description'])?$_SESSION['new_description']:$member_description; ?>" >
<7> I dont understand why the variable wont output in a textarea
<7> anyone know why?
<8> <textarea rows=10 cols=10>blabla</textarea>
<9> g'night
<6> @confess
<4> [200710] i like a boy and i dont think he likes me. im upset. one of my so called friends is a big slut. supposedly she touches guys...or they touch her UGH!
<10> oooh, they touch
<10> tiss tiss
<10> @confess pool
<10> how's it work?
<10> filter or something
<11> maybe its lagged
<6> @confess filter pool
<4> [14686] I am looking forward to summer school cause im gonna score with this chick that im going to carpool with
<10> blah
<6> @confess filter pool
<4> [25496] Its comforting to know there's a side like this to everyone...not just me....o and i like to spy on my neighbor watching his poolboy...i dont want to say i'm really waiting for anything...look what reality tv has done to me...
<10> @confess filter neighbor
<4> [232498] I let my neighbors dog lick my genitals when I was 13
<10> eww
<10> @confess filter body
<4> [146659] im falling in love real bad with a girl who is perfect.Perfect hair,tits,bodyface,and especially personality.She says actual funny things,makes me laugh,likes to have ***,but has a boyfriend.I think they're going to split up real soon and im going to pounce like the king of the jungle!
<10> bleah
<10> I'm done
<10> damn, I haven't done much work tonight
<12> hola bitches
<6> hi, son
<9> morning
<13> W***UP MY JIGGAS?
<3> werd
<3> sup?
<13> finishing off ***ignment not due for another 6 weeks, lawl.
<3> good deal
<13> C# program
<13> it's cake
<3> for school or somethin?
<13> yeah, uni
<13> probably take me 5 hours of actual work to complete, including the bonus marks section
<3> heh
<14> if I want to download a large file (+8MB) through php, can I use fgets()? or do I have to use wget ?
<10> eh?
<3> @read_file
<3> @readfile
<4> (PHP 3, PHP 4, PHP 5)
<4> int readfile ( string filename [, bool use_include_path [, resource context]] )
<4> Outputs a file
<4> http://www.php.net/readfile
<15> haha
<16> why is while ($file=readdir($dir)) is wrong way of reading a directory?
<16> its everywhere in the docs.... while (false != ($file=readdir($dir)) is the correct way they say
<16> but i dont see a difference
<15> it's explained in the docs
<15> right above the example
<15> and it's !== not !=
<16> oh i didnt notice it before
<16> thanks
<16> rarely would any dir be named 0 or false



<17> in php wats the command to make the page display a 403 forbidden error...... im trying to make a page only accessible from the intranet.. using $_SERVER['REMOTE_ADDR']
<15> send a header()
<18> ola
<18> http://www.hussan.org/~alborada/
<18> alguerm pode me dizer oq eh esse erro ?
<15> speako el english
<18> alguem ?
<15> speak english.
<19> What was happened to trollyboy ?
<15> he was raped :(
<19> "Boy" and raped ?
<15> yes
<19> Who did that ?
<15> some mexican gang
<19> Oh, why he was near to getting die ?
<15> they beat him with hammers
<19> Has the incidence been logged to police ?
<19> logged=reported
<15> of course
<19> Was those rapists girls ?
<15> a few of them
<19> Oh, I am sure the motive of the gang was not to ball him but an armed robery.
<19> Have the guilties been arrested yet ?
<15> no, there's no physical evidence to arrest anybody on
<19> What?, There are, the medical reports & statement of the victim.
<19> What was the venue ?
<15> nothing that identified anybody
<15> owned
<19> Hey,a quick question. dot (.) is used for string concatenation ?
<15> yes
<19> what if i am writing some long string and I want to terminate and continue from next line ?
<19> like $sql = "INSERT INTO Users (first_name, last_name, email, username, p***word, country) VALUES ('" . $first_name . "','" . $last_name . "','" .
<20> @php $foobar = "foo"."bar"; echo $foobar;
<20> $sql = "OMG!"
<20> $sql .= "!!!!!"
<20> Semicoloned, of course.
<19> hmmm
<15> i usually do:
<15> $sql = "blap"
<19> Hey, I got a value from mysql field which is INT but seems 000000323, how do I remove the leading 0x ?
<15> . "doink";
<19> Is there any way to declare a variable as integer ?
<15> (int)"blap"
<19> cool, is that casting ?
<5> i would be more concerned with why your int field str padded your **** to all hell
<15> yeah
<19> Worked like a charm. Thanks.
<19> Is there any endif in it or {} required ?
<19> {} required.
<15> endif in what?
<19> I mean to define the block of multiple statement for 'if'. But I have found it.
<8> yo
<21> whores
<21> damnit where the **** is a descent .net channel
<8> nowhere
<22> o rly?
<21> curses
<22> i agree
<22> vmware handles vga= to the kernel nicely
<22> i'm digging this
<21> I need some .net advice, and to see c# can de-serialize php serialized data
<22> no reason it can't
<22> you can extend cl***es in System to handle php's format (i don't know how), or you can just Brute Force It(tm)
<21> unless the new .net obsession with soap converts an object to xml/soap and calls it serialized
<22> System.Runtime.Serialization is the namespace you be aftar
<22> no, soap is done with a SoapFormatter, id on't think it's xml/soap
<22> it might be, i have no idea, actually
<21> yeah
<22> Slide-O-Mix might know what exactly to extend, my hunch is implementing an IFormatter
<22> S.R.S.IFormatter
<21> I've got some php code I gotta port to .net
<22> please tell me it's php5
<22> or don't tell me anything at all


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