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<0> It's fun to meet these simpletons who are entertained by technobabble
<0> that's all star trek is
<0> a gay space soap opera filled with technobabble
<1> Star Trek is meh... but William Shatner is funny as hell
<2> I don't watch TOS
<0> you've got a face only an alien could love
<1> even if he doesn't men it
<2> I watch Deep Space Nine
<2> poutine is being mean :-(
<0> Deep Sixty Nine?
<2> TNG, VOY, ENT, and DS9 will do it for me
<2> they have a lot of *** in ENT
<2> and no, its not gay ***.
<0> gay ***.
<0> cock in anus action
<0> even the alien women stick their tentacles up picard's butt
<2> evulish can we get rid of poutine?
<2> I said ENT dumb***.
<2> Enterprise
<2> with Captain Archer, Picard was TNG.
<0> Do you watch wrestling too?
<2> no
<2> god no
<0> they show it on the sci fi network now
<1> No ****
<0> to fit in with the gay sci fi fans
<2> poutine shut the **** up already
<3> !
<0> science fiction is as entertaining as braiding *** hairs
<2> hes in #Weed.. doesn't surprise me
<3> BABYLON 5 RULES!
<1> Wrestling on the Sci Fi channel?
<0> AND HE RUNS WINDOWS OMG
<2> poutine you're on window
<0> http://www.scifi.com/ecw/
<1> They have realities too?
<2> *windows
<0> imac1701, and I know more about any UNIX system than you ever will
<2> I have a linux server
<2> and brb
<0> you have a toy
<0> linux is ****
<2> You're in #Gentoo..
<2> Are you calling Gentoo ****?
<0> yes
<2> (my server is slackware) but yeah
<2> they why the hell are you in #Gentoo?
<0> I own it
<1> Holy ****!
<2> UndercoverParrothead does
<1> There's a REALITY about being s superhero???
<0> -ChanServ- Info for #gentoo:
<0> -ChanServ- Founder : poutine (~poutine@cpe-65-189-184-241.columbus.res.rr.com)
<2> eh whatever.
<2> I run Gentoo
<0> it's ****
<2> for noobs, it is
<0> no
<0> it's **** for anyone
<0> only newbies use it
<2> 'cept me
<2> because I'm cool like that
<2> uh dude
<0> it does not take skills to install an OS
<4> wtf is going on here
<2> Gentoo is a lot easier to screw up than any other one
<2> poutine is being a noob
<2> and calling me gay
<0> even if you have to type it in one command at a time
<4> imac1701, are you gay?
<0> straight from a text file
<2> no, I am not.
<0> I think he is
<4> your nickname is kinda gay
<2> imac is my name
<2> goddamnit
<0> did your parents hate you?
<2> I still live with my parents ****weed
<2> I;m only 16
<2> going to college next year
<0> Dammit, we need age control on DALnet
<4> wt fis 1701?
<0> I can't go on now
<4> yes, we do.
<0> or else I could be labelled a *** offender or some ****
<4> haha
<4> poutine's my boy, dont mess with him :<
<2> Tyler, you're not an IRCop
<0> I'm tyler's bitch
<4> i'm not?
<2> i figured
<4> damn
<4> always a dream of mine
<2> lol
<1> ok
<0> most of my day is spent in a dark closet, typing on IRC, until tyler yells, "bring out the gimp"
<0> took a shiv in the pancreas for him back in '72 on riker's island
<4> word
<0> wtf
<0> he has fibre?
<0> that bastard
<4> no ****
<4> ***hat
<0> lima oscar lima
<0> what kind of parent lets their kid IRC?
<4> i'm gonna only let my kid go to disney.com until he's 18
<0> I'd at least install a keylogger if my kid (hypothetically, I don't like the rats) used IRC
<0> screen capture too
<0> profanities and unspeakable horrors are mentioned on DALnet at least once every .0002 msec
<4> haha
<0> what is going on in tyler labs?
<4> wedding plans
<4> 22 days and counting
<4> AHHHH
<0> you're getting married?
<4> yea
<4> in 22 days
<0> I thought you had some brains man
<5> which is the one where you feed the function a unix time stamp and the H:i:s **** and you get the time
<5> it's not strtotime, is it?
<4> mktime?
<4> dunno
<0> Do you really believe there's only one person in life who is made for you tyler?
<4> yes!
<4> i had a hard enough time finding her
<0> Are you really going to want to pound that for more than 10 years?
<4> i dont have time for ***
<4> dalnet takes up my time
<4> and she accepts that fact
<0> listen man, call it off
<4> lol
<0> if there's one time you let someone from IRC make decisions for you in real life, let it be now
<0> let me guess, she pushed for this more than you did
<0> you don't seem like a person who decides when to commit
<4> naw, im ready to start a family
<4> and all that good ****
<0> NO NO
<0> jesus christ
<0> one bad mistake after another
<0> kids are HORRIBLE
<0> people procreate when they've accepted that their life is a failure
<0> they do it in hopes that they can p*** on wisdom that will allow their children to succeed where they have failed
<4> lol
<4> naw my life is great
<0> no it isn't
<4> i'll be making 6 figures next year
<0> your goals are too low
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