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<0> biatch]
<1> some ****, just canned and pressurized.
<0> hah
<1> same*
<0> i wish i had 5k to blow on poker though
<1> for real
<2> i haven't played the 1/2 in a while, but when i do, i dont go with any less than $600
<0> must be nice ;)
<2> board is Q77AA
<2> dude bets
<2> other dude calls
<2> isn't it obvious he has an 8?!
<2> er
<2> A?
<0> what's the orher dude have
<2> dunno, he mucked



<0> heh
<2> a K i hope
<0> Q?
<2> that's the only thing i'd allow
<0> heh
<2> maybe
<2> yeah i could see that
<0> why a K
<2> but the aces came on the turn/river
<2> high kicker *shrug*
<0> lol
<2> and now to ride out a flopped set and hope someone didn't just straighten out on me
<0> damn man
<0> i love flopping a boat
<2> ****.. just got reraised
<0> nice
<0> take him to the cleaners
<2> $12 on the river (which can't help him)
<2> if he has the straight, fine
<2> he did
<0> dayum
<2> ****
<2> A8 flopped 2 pair
<0> not a good sign
<2> bet pot, calls
<0> **** a8
<0> i ****in hate a8
<2> turn rag. bet pot, calls
<2> river K, bet pot (putting him all in) calls
<2> big slick
<0> ouch
<2> caught the much needed second higher pair on the ****ing river
<2> back to back with losing my set 8's
<0> bastard
<0> i hate a8
<0> with a p***ion
<2> well, rivers are about to become quite costly
<0> it's easy for me to fold it and often times i shouldn'ty
<0> sounds like they already are
<0> heh
<2> no, i mean it's going to cost them more and more to **** out
<2> i've been reasonable thus far
<2> that and i'm down $15 now :(
<3> I wonder if I should just buy another cheap 40gig drive to replace the one in my server, or get something bigger.
<4> hey people
<2> something bigger
<2> 40giggers aren't economical
<4> i have a m***ive sql insert query inside a file, im using file_get_contents to parse the file and then run the query, however, it spits out a mysql error, there is nothing wrong with the query, but does anyone know if file_get_contents does anything to text that i need to reverse before running the query?
<5> whats the mysql error
<6> free poutine
<1> stick it in yer pooper.
<2> how about, no
<6> free poutine
<7> :x
<2> pick a new nick to be annoying with
<4> havoc_ - it says incorrect syntax near 'inert into' but when i run that same query in YOG it works no probs.. so im guessing i need to do something in php to the text before trying to run the query..
<5> it should be INSERT, not inert, lol
<4> havoc_ - yeah sorry... typo.. it does say INSERT lol..
<5> it shouldn't have to do anything special with it after file_get_contents
<4> havoc_ - do i need to place the text in the .sql file in " or ' or anything?



<5> why don't you do $var = file_get_contents($file); echo $var; mysql_query($var);
<4> havoc_ ok cool.. i'll see if there is anything weird...
<2> hehe, so the flop comes 245.. dude that raised preflop raises pot on the flop. i have K4. i reraise pot. he folds (likely 2 overs)
<2> next hand, i have 4 9, flop 2 pair. again, he raises pot, again i reraise pot (knowing he'll underestimate me)
<2> he reraises, i push, he calls, i win
<2> yay
<3> woot. susage patties to the rescue.
<3> nooo. susage patties failed!
<2> porkloller
<8> hrm
<8> is there some reason why $smarty.session.blah wouldn't access $_SESSION['blah] that I'm overlooking?
<3> I'm using my two-month old frozen susage patties to keep my hard drive cooled down so I can copy the data off of it.
<2> hehe, i've done that on processors
<2> but with pot pies
<3> Fresh out of pot pies
<2> and creamed chipped beef
<2> and paper towel cold compresses
<2> and my scrotum
<2> er.. not my scrotum
<2> i put te creamed chipped beef on my scrotum
<3> I was planning on using chilled water in a bag, but I have no chilled water at the moment
<3> I have chilled beer though. could use that.
<3> I only have a few more directories to go though. hopefully the susages will hold out long enough.
<2> that reminds me, i have a sausage egg mcmuffin in the fridge
<9> kicken: what happened to your drive?
<3> groogs I dunno. I probably shook it too much.
<9> and it overheats?
<3> Once in a while it makes a high-pitched whining sound, then a click, then no more hard drive access.
<2> sounds like a bad heaqd
<2> head
<3> I had another drive do a similar thing to me, in my main computer.
<3> barely managed to get the data off it. I would barely last long enough to boot the OS most the times.
<3> This drive has been shook up a few times probably from me smacking the back of the case to make the fan quite down.
<3> and my sister's friend throwing a CD player into the side of the case.
<2> the discman?
<3> I think it was a discman. I dunno though, wasn't there.
<3> It was october '04 when it happened. broke my cpu fan a ****ed up the partitions on the drive. had to reformat and buy a new fan.
<2> i thought you said it was a discman when it happened.. which still amazes me. throwing a largish stereo/cd player would make more sense for something inside to break, but makes me wonder more and more why it was being thrown about
<3> It may have been one of the CD/radio/c***et stero's we had. They are like a nice little 1 sqft box.
<2> is your sister's friend male or female?
<3> female
<2> was she raped for the offense?
<2> if so, how was it. if not, why not?
<10> hey guys
<3> not by me, I was off at college at the time. I think my parent gave her a good talking too. I can't recall having seen her since it happened lol.
<3> parents*
<2> sigh.. a good talking to, eh
<3> I remember my sister called to telling me about it. She was crying her head off the whole time while she was trying to tell me what happened.
<2> how old is she?
<3> 16
<3> 15 at the time
<2> hrm.. so raping the friend woulda been a REALLY bad idea
<11> i'm 17
<12> fedt: congratulations
<11> ty
<13> i touch myself
<3> evil Rashonda22F
<13> can you transfer balances to credit cards after they're activated?
<13> or do you have to at the time of application
<2> Rashonda22F: you can usually do it at any time
<13> sweet
<3> My bank sends me checks almost montly that I can use for balance transfers
<3> It's really quite annoying
<2> idd
<0> hm
<13> if tv shows were drugs.. deal or no deal would be meth
<13> it's a train wreck
<13> but you can't not watch
<0> never seen it
<0> jesus... 123123 sirens just went by
<13> i.. uhh.. highly recommend it
<0> musta been oj
<2> me either
<3> never heard of it


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