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<0> it's just another example of you being wrong and not admitting it
<1> case in point
<0> you have no valid point
<1> Two-Bits, the point is you ****ed up
<0> nope, i didn't
<0> you ***umed
<1> I read, you ***umed
<0> and made an *** out you and spox
<1> spox didn'
<1> t need my help
<0> i was right, you were wrong
<1> incorrect
<0> no, but he didn't arrogantly press the issue. you did that on his behalf
<0> he really didn't want the directory contents
<0> which is what i said
<1> function get_structure()



<1> {
<1> $server = $DBADDRESS;
<1> $user = $DBUSERNAME;
<1> $p*** = $DBP***WORD;
<1> $db = $DB;
<1> mysql_connect($server, $user, $p***);
<1> mysql_select_db($db);
<1> $tables = mysql_list_tables($db);
<1> while ($td = mysql_fetch_array($tables))
<2> argh... damnit... can you escape > character in safe_mode ? for example i want to do: exec("mysqldump -u $db_user --p***word=$db_pw $db_name > file.sql"); This **** won't work with > inside the command :(((
<1> you were wrong Two-Bits
<0> how was i wrong?
<0> do tell?
<1> you can do it from php!
<0> CAN DO WHAT?
<3> *********e
<0> i never said anything couldn't be done from php
<1> mysqldump, platform/current working directory independant
<0> and when did i say that?
<1> SO WHY POINT HIM TO THE PLATFORM DEPENDENT/CURRENT WORKING DIRECTORY DEPENDENT SOLUTION
<0> <@Two-Bits> he said "like" ls, i dont know if that's EXACTLY what he's looking for
<0> i didn't POINT him to anything!
<0> i pointed him to the answer to the problem he asked
<1> YOU <0> php.net/exec
<0> yes, because that's what he asked about
<0> moron
<2> argh
<0> he can stay gone for a while
<4> :x
<5> heh
<0> ok, so the flop comes 9QA
<2> GRRRRRRRR
<2> Warning: fopen(): SAFE MODE Restriction in effect. The script whose uid/gid is 508/508 is not allowed to access /www/matjaz/_Backups owned by uid/gid 544/544 in
<2> i hate this ****ing safe_mode damnit
<0> rag rag, but a third heart on the river. dude raises, get's reraised pot. goes all in (he has pocket jacks)
<0> it's OBVIOUS he's beat
<6> meh, my server's hard drive is failing :(
<0> i dont get how people can be that dumn
<0> dumb*
<5> they;re all pros
<0> and i just pissed of top pair
<0> 3 pairs the board on the river along with a third spade
<0> i know my opponent doesn't have spades, but it never crosses his mind that i might have spades OR a 3
<0> he bets
<0> i reraise
<0> he reraises me (lovely). reraise pot
<0> stall
<0> call
<0> muck
<0> loser
<5> lol
<0> before that i had a guy stone cold bluff me on the flop after i already raised preflop
<0> it comes JJT, his first action: all in
<0> the J does not push here
<0> my cowboys say "bull****"
<0> needless to say, he's not playing with us anymore
<5> what are cowboys
<0> KK
<5> nice
<0> surely you've heard them called that, right?
<5> not really



<0> hrm
<0> might be regional?
<5> heh, who knows ;)
<5> i'm sure people call them that here
<5> if it's a term
<0> it's weird.. the bbp games have better players than the real money tables
<5> a lot of the times yes
<5> lol
<5> especially higher bbp
<0> ah crap.. i'm about to dump a lot of money
<7> I'm using rsync to sync like 8000-10000 .html files to my production servers....it takes about 4mins and during this time all dynamic pages lag or timeout
<0> nm, cracked aces instead
<0> JT with Q9 on the flop (open ended)
<0> guy raises $4, i call, other guy reraises $16. guy folds, i call
<0> 8 and 7
<0> hehe
<5> lol
<0> i love this game
<5> you're getting some hands man
<0> i've missed quite a few
<5> i have not played in a long time
<5> online
<8> havoc_: what is causing the lag/timeout? cpu? bandwidth?
<7> pizza; CPU load is at around 40 during this time. vs 0.3
<7> I don't think it's a bw issue because non-dynamic files load fine during that time, we only have problems with dynamic pages
<8> 40? yikes
<7> all servers are dual xeon
<8> well, let's see. is there some way to throttle rsync?
<7> I know jack about rsync =\
<7> was hoping there'd be someone here
<8> `man rsync` is a good start
<8> google is another place
<7> k i'll start googling
<8> http://www.cygwin.com/ml/cygwin/2005-02/msg00644.html
<8> that's a quick fix
<9> is anyone else seriously lagging?
<7> bw limit? heh
<8> havoc_: yes, run a test with some low bw. keep doubling it until you start to see problems
<7> thanks pim
<7> pm
<0> haha.. i've got them worried now
<0> pocket jacks just checked it down for me
<7> TB where are you playing
<0> pokerpages
<7> that's a new one
<0> not really
<3> do you make any money?
<0> i'm up $35 atm
<3> overall? or that game?
<0> these guys play slow as ****
<5> that game
<5> surelyh
<0> uh.. well kinda both
<0> it's a money game
<0> i dont know what would constitute as "overall"
<3> how much have you spent on playing poker?
<3> and how much have you won? :P
<0> in my lifetime?
<0> i have no ****ing clue
<5> lol
<3> like online..
<0> i'm down overall i'm sure
<0> again, i have no clue
<5> alcohol ++
<0> yes, alcohol actually helps me play better. i'm one of "those" weirdos
<0> everyone i play with can attest to it too
<5> it helps me too... until you start getting too drunk
<10> i won $5k from jon
<5> i wish
<10> he payed me with a life time supply off cheeze wiz
<10> ;/
<5> fumunda cheez
<5> biatch]


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