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<0> again
<0> boo.
<0> so like it matches but it doesnt catch if its over 3 words, it p***es
<0> i guess i would use stard and end delimeters then?
<0> oh whatnot
<0> or*
<0> start*
<1> there are some rather distrubing quotes in that thing
<2> rmpants: that's because you're only testing if 2 or 3 words CAN be found
<2> that's where the ^ and $ come in
<0> alright, thats what i figured
<2> if you're matching that pattern at the start AND end, then you're effectively saying that's ALL you want in the input PERIOD
<1> "If you're missing anything obvious -- for instance, a head -- make sure to find and remove it."
<2> "However, at 13-14 weeks the fetal head may be slightly big to bring out. Pinch it with the forceps and take it out in pieces, as well."
<1> yeah
<1> the comments are a fun read
<2> "If the patient is still bleeding heavily at this point, get her to a hospital -- it means you likely did not curette completely, and the hospital will generally complete the procedure as her life is ***uredly in danger."
<0> sweet it works
<2> but i bet they wouldn't call the police :P
<2> even though this would be illegal even if it wasn't an abortion
<3> ugh
<4> heh
<4> talking to poutine on his blackberry via yahoo
<4> hes' like: I'm driving
<4> This is dangerous
<4> to which I respond: That's why I'm talking to you
<0> haha
<4> Rush Hour too boot
<0> death to poutine
<4> and there he is
<4> yahoo not enough for you?
<2> Poutine_crackberry: watch out for the wall!
<4> gotta irc too?
<5> Yeah
<2> let's see, you can't drink and drive. in many places you can't talk on the phone and drive... when will they make laws that say you can't chat/irc and drive?
<5> Never
<6> you know
<6> i should have put this external drive on my roommates comp
<7> does mysqldump use any other program ? does it call it from inside ?
<7> becouse i can't make it work with safe_mode
<7> http://pastebin.com/579284 -----> starts the dump and stops here...
<7> anyone knows what program is being called after this ?
<2> this is #php not #mysql
<2> is it freenode that has the #mysql channel?
<7> humm i see what bugs safe_mode... > character...
<7> hmm
<7> grrr
<2> rawr!
<1> http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/PHP
<1> "PHP is nothing more than a thin wrapper around the BASH scripting language. The code was then obfuscated six times, emailed to India, lost, found, lost again, emailed back to the US, failed to compile, then thrown away and reimplemented in COBOL."
<8> cheesy theft of hhgttg--
<9> somebody call Douglas Adams
<2> no ****
<9> Miss Cleo
<9> hah
<4> I like the logo
<0> Hey Two-Bits
<0> lol
<2> you can't scare me twice
<10> wow
<0> lol
<0> would you use regex for verifying an address?
<10> uncyclopedia is possible the biggest waste of time i've ever seen compressed into one website before
<0> or just be more leniant with that
<0> make sure there's no bad characters then leave it at that
<2> if the data isn't used in an automated process, i usually dont verify it
<0> hm
<2> define "bad characters"
<6> you know what'd be sweet.
<2> sugar?
<0> like symbols, stuff thats obviously not part of an address
<6> a wireless adapter you could plug any usb external hard drive into
<2> rmpants: i dont see the need
<0> ah
<10> Rashonda22F: there are drive enclosures with 802.11
<0> im just trying to have some decent code
<2> beyond some unprintable control characters, there are very few that i could say for certain might never be legitimately used in an address
<6> yeah, i know
<10> (why involve usb?)
<0> hm
<6> but i want to create a hub type of thing without a computer
<0> so just run strip_tags, addslashes on it?
<10> Rashonda22F: huh?
<6> like i have an old enclosure that doesn't have 802.11
<6> or 3 of them
<6> and i want one wireless adapter to turn them all into shared drives
<2> why not just make the adapters then
<10> and .. you think that a wireless network server that includes a USB host and can only be marketed to people that have usb drive enclosures and want to make them wireless is going to be cheaper than just buying a new enclosure with 802.11g?
<11> 802.11b devices are difficult to make
<0> so make a wireless NAS
<0> ;x
<0> doesnt linksys have those?
<6> well they make wireless print servers
<10> yeah, someone makes a broadcom-based wireless router with usb
<10> that openwrt will run on
<0> what if you take an existing NAS and make it battery powered, then for the rj45 jack just get a battery powered wireless bridge
<0> it'd be transparent to the NAS
<0> ;/
<0> then add some ducktape for good measure
<0> and market it
<0> ;x
<10> oh siht, someone DOES make that product
<10> and 2 seconds of googling found it
<10> asus WL-500G deluxe
<1> http://www.shockabsorber.co.uk/bounceometer/shock.html
<7> can you p*** output from system command like: ls to a variable ?
<7> like $variable would then have inside whole list of files
<2> php.net/exec
<11> Bl4ckB1rD, you ever think about whether there's functions that do that?
<11> Two-Bits, how dare you
<2> very carefully
<7> poutine exec system and p***thru... which one would do that ?
<2> Bl4ckB1rD: rtfm
<7> Two-Bits help please... i'm experimentig for last half an hour... still couldn't p*** this thing to variable :(
<11> Bl4ckB1rD, http://us3.php.net/dir
<2> well what have you tried?
<11> &&
<1> why not just use php directory functions
<11> Bl4ckB1rD, http://us3.php.net/filesystem
<2> wtf
<1> opendir, readdir, closedir
<11> spox, exactly what I was saying
<2> oh
<2> he said "like" ls, i dont know if that's EXACTLY what he's looking for
<11> me and spox had no trouble figuring it out!
<11> jesus Two-Bits
<11> you ****
<11> look at how much you ****ed that one up
<11> god damn!
<7> Two-Bits i am actually trying to put output of exec("mysqldump -u $db_user --p***word=$db_pw $db_name") to a variable... it's not the point in ls... i used ls for example.
<2> oooh, BURN
<1> OH SNAP!
<11> he said "ls"
<2> he said LIKE ls
<11> <7> can you p*** output from system command like: ls to a variable ?
<2> i saw that
<2> why didn't you?
<11> no he didn't
<7> omg...
<2> <11> <7> can you p*** output from system command like: ls to a variable ?
<11> Two-Bits, without "like" how would you have said that to ask how to do ls to a variable
<12> "such as"
<2> uh, same way without the word "like" if i really wanted ls
<12> "for example"
<2> por ejemplo
<12> si
<2> it's just another example of you being wrong and not admitting it
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